Genetically Engineered Pets Hit the Market 756
psoriac writes "According to this article the Taiwanese Taikong Corporation is starting to sell "Night Pearls" - zebrafish that glow in different red and green patterns thanks to genes from jellyfish and marine coral. US sales are expected to follow."
"Finally... (Score:5, Funny)
How about this? (Score:4, Funny)
ya know what I think (Score:2, Funny)
Sounds like a PR problem.
Maybe they should hire Robert Novak [petswarehouse.com] to help their image- he lots of fish experience!
The killer app... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't be stupid! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait, that's Phish, my bad.
Amazing (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys (Score:5, Funny)
BTW, that's the "People for the Eating of Tasty Animals".
this is nothing new... (Score:5, Funny)
Back in my day... (Score:5, Funny)
I know! (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, but... (Score:4, Funny)
Thank god (Score:0, Funny)
Re:this is nothing new... (Score:1, Funny)
We'll no have yer maligning our winter pastimes here!
Source Code (Score:2, Funny)
Re:"Finally... (Score:3, Funny)
A dyslexics nightmare... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:"Finally... (Score:3, Funny)
Get the freakin' thing upset, and BOOOM.... bits of insect/fish dripping down your walls....
Re:"Finally... (Score:0, Funny)
Not the first.. (Score:5, Funny)
I'd like to see a pic of these fish though, or some video. I have no problem with a genetically modified pet. In the future, maybe we can have tigers that get no bigger than house cats, or something cool like that. Or photosynthetic pets that you don't have to feed! Just stick them outside for a few hours!
Re:How about this? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Grass (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys (Score:4, Funny)
You can get it today (Score:4, Funny)
Geeks and Bugblatters (Score:5, Funny)
Business Plan (Score:2, Funny)
2)Produce "tomacco"
3)...
4)Profit!
Now you really _can_ tune a fish! (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, maybe now we can have a live action Charlie Tuna!
Comparing the taste of these fish to natural fish is like comparing apples and oranges. Oh, wait, now we can have both at the same time!
So what colour synthahol goes with synthetic fish?
Will you have to do a blush response test to find out if your fish is a replicant or not? Calling Chef Harrison Ford!
Maybe now they can genegineer some fish that, even when uncooked, taste like cooked fish. Sushi for the not-so-discriminating palate.
Re:this is nothing new... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bah! (Score:2, Funny)
Crank your air conditioning way up high, hoping that it will pressurize your apartment?
Re:Ever read Dune? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Bah! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Back in my day... (Score:2, Funny)
We didn't have any o' these fancy cigarette lighters and strike-anywhere matches, mind you; if we wanted a fire, we had to start it the old-fashioned way, with elbow grease and two sticks... and we liked it!
Re:more than cool (Score:3, Funny)
Easy! Just remove the skin.
MyFish.com presents: "2Fish2Furious" (Score:3, Funny)
And Nitrous boost! Give those dolphins & sharks something to talk about at the water cooler on Monday.
Re:"Finally... (Score:4, Funny)
Well thats just great! (Score:3, Funny)
Why do I even bother.....
Re:this is nothing new... (Score:1, Funny)
The hiker says, "I've been hiking for quite a while and that looks pretty good. Mind if I have some?"
The farms says, "Go ahead."
So the hiker sticks his head through the fence. . .
Bonsai Kittens (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How about this? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The FUD never ceases to amaze (Score:1, Funny)
It's a conspiracy by Ford and Dodge, I tell ya.
Re:MyFish.com presents: "2Fish2Furious" (Score:3, Funny)
Don Knotts
Daryl Hannah
& Gilbert Gottfried
Get your 2Fish2Furious collectors cups at Long John Silver's!
Re:GM pets (Score:3, Funny)
Ah... (Score:2, Funny)
two fish
red fish
blue fish
Black fish
blue fish
old fish
new glow-in-the-dark zebra fish(tm)
Copyright Dr. Seuss 1960
Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, (Score:3, Funny)
here are my requests/ideas for GE pets... (Score:2, Funny)
2) "Pocket Grisly" (TM)[yeah, i know...you've got my pocket grisly right there]
3) Giant Gambian Rat (oops...nevermind...we already have those)
4) "Tabletop Tiger" (TM)
5) My First Mammoth (from Galoob)
Ethics aside (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, I know, I am terrible person. This will ruin fish for all future generations. Someday bioluminescent fish will be our overlords, but for the time being, anyone have a url?
"During the winter, I'll just stand outside with an aerosol can. *pssshhhhhhhhhhh* Where's this global warming I keep hearing about? Fuck the grandkids, I'm cold now!"
Re:How do you know YOU have a will? (Score:3, Funny)
This is not meaningless, this is how all arguments are carried out. You define what you mean by something and then see if that definition works. But that is off topic...
Genes are not just dumb chemicals, eh? Why? You must give a reason for this acertion, if i am to belive it. Are all chemicals "alive" and have a will. Do chemicals have a "will" to react with others? Perhaps Nitrogen prefers to be N2 other than in NH4? What of rocks? Is there will to sit around and eventually reach the bottom of the graitational well? Perhaps this seems like a stupid argument. But this is what i am trying to ask; what, in your mind, differnetiats that with life from that without life?
As for genes ruling the universe....what about protiens? Perhaps they are the true rules of the universe.
Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys (Score:5, Funny)
I wouldn't consider "Baby Got Back" an older African song.
Re:Bah! (Score:3, Funny)
Well, I don't know about the oxygen thing, but it seems they'd be a perfect companion for Slashdotters.
No more kittens? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The FUD never ceases to amaze (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, but that gives them a helluva long time. Sigh-a-loom... key-a-loom... cha-loom-ee... uhh.....
Re:The killer app... (Score:2, Funny)
Why are you asking your dog to pee in the house?
not quite like seedless grapes, but.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No more kittens? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
That's why we all have to buy Fords!
Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys (Score:3, Funny)
The lady asked him, "What size aquarium will you be putting these in?".
He replied: "Aquarium? I was just going to chuck them at passing cars in the parking lot!"
~Wx
Re:Roll on the genetically engineered toys (Score:3, Funny)
(obligatory) Probably not you, if you start glowing...
Re:Geeks and Bugblatters (Score:3, Funny)
The real truth is: the jocks hook up with the hot chicks early on, and get them pregnant. Then the jocks either die out due to stupid auto accidents, or they reform and become decent people. The wives of the dead ones now have a bunch of kids, and have gotten fat, so not only can they not find a new husband (not even the geeks want them), but that's that many women now out of the pool of available ones. The women that are left have their pick of all the players at the clubs, and hook up with them in a similar cycle. By the time the geeks are done with their education and are established in a career, and have finally figured out how to be more appealing to women, it's too late. They're all either taken, have gotten fat and ugly, or have kids.
What's the answer to this situation? Well, to bring this back on topic, genetic engineering!! We need to get into biotech, and figure out how to clone hot-looking women, the way it was done in "The 6th Day". The reason for this is that we certainly don't want to wait 25 years for them to grow up. Additionally, we need to work on brainwashing, so we can convince these hot clones that we're the kind of guys they want.
Kinda sucks that we have to resort to such extreme measures to find mates, but obviously the human race is badly flawed when you look at the kinds of guys that women pick these days, so we need to modify our genetics to fix this.
Re:How about this? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is the protein edible? (Score:1, Funny)
I just can't wait until they decide to use some cut-rate genes...