Mars Failures: Bad luck or Bad Programs? 389
HobbySpacer writes "One European mission is on its way to Mars and two US landers will soon launch. They face tough odds for success. Of 34 Mars missions since the start of the space age, 20 have failed. This article looks at why Mars is so hard. It reports, for example, that a former manager on the Mars Pathfinder project believes that "Software is the number one problem". He says that since the mid-70s "software hasnâ(TM)t gone anywhere. There isnâ(TM)t a project that gets their software done."" Or maybe it has to do with being an incredible distance, on an inhumane climate. Either or.
I think it's the metric system (Score:2, Funny)
We landed on the moon with 512 bytes of RAM (Score:3, Funny)
I think it's hard to get to Mars because it's far away and it it's in SPACE! It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out! Well on second though....
sabatoge (Score:2, Funny)
manned mars mission (Score:5, Funny)
I really hope this explains why there isn't a manned mission. =)
Men are from Mars.. (Score:4, Funny)
Windows (Score:-1, Funny)
Wrong Motivation (Score:4, Funny)
Had to do it... (Score:1, Funny)
An opportunity here... (Score:5, Funny)
The first samples returned should have mystical properties ascribed to them and then sold on EBay. This should generate enough revenue to substantially increase the size of the "cost envelope"...
cheers
(I got engaged last night) =)
Re:Had to do it... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Methodolgies (Score:1, Funny)
Hmmm... Rock solid code and solid rockets - not interchangeable.
Hell, I'd hate to see a coder build rockets. They'd all have NCC1701 written down the side, or be a mile long...
The root cause of all the failures... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Men are from Mars.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I disagree, Mr. Editor (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Small Simple... Solid State (Score:2, Funny)
10 REM my Martian exploration program
20 GOTO MARS
I don't get what's so hard ... (Score:5, Funny)
Then after 3 months you are then shot into a planet and stopped by a parachute and then some air bags. The entire time literally thrown into the surface.
And all this with the safety and security, of the lowest bidder.
I dunno, you tell ME why these missions have a high failure rate. Could it be there is no humans on board therefore not as much care is taken to insure the safe delievery of these machines? Could it be the fact that they are designed not to go to mars, but to go to mars as cheaply as possible. Could it be that no one really has a whole lot of information so a lot about mars is (pun intended) hit or miss?
Re:Its a shame (Score:1, Funny)
everything is math my friend, even you will one day be expressed as an equation
Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. -- Steinbach
Re:The software motto... (Score:2, Funny)
It's like, sarcasm, or something, (Score:2, Funny)
But it's gotten much prettier!
Re:sabatoge (Score:3, Funny)
I used to mock the whole tin foil hat idea, until I put one on. Once their signals stopped entering my brain I started to see things differently. If you have never actually tried a tin foil hat then you shouldn't laugh.
Java is the answer (Score:1, Funny)
You think Mars is tough? (Score:5, Funny)
Thick sulfuric acid atmosphere?
Gigantic storms?
Temperatures that will melt aluminium?
Ahh, I need to stop. I'm getting flashbacks of my ex-gf.
Re:I think it's the metric system (Score:4, Funny)
The reason is obvious! (Score:1, Funny)
Well-placed typo (Score:3, Funny)
But in the article:
That was just too perfect.
Re:I think it's the metric system (Score:5, Funny)
On behalf of the Zhti Ti Kofft (and it is nice to see at least one of you using our proper names); I should like to take this opportunity to inform you of one simple rule when approaching our planet.
We drive on the left.
Thank you.
Re:I think it's the metric system (Score:5, Funny)
Re:manned mars mission (Score:2, Funny)
Cells are held together by the hydrophobicity of their phospholipid bilayers. This effect is not decreased by lack of gravity.
You've told me zero-G isn't the problem . Now ... I want you to tell me: What ... is ... killing ... my ... men!!??
You've got to the bottom of this .... before we all end up like Johnson. I'll be in my quarters.
Re:I disagree, Mr. Editor (Score:3, Funny)
Their Mission Statement: "To boldly go where no man has gone before, and anticipate absolutely everything."