Simulation Of An Asteroid Impact In The Year 2880 411
JoeRobe writes "Researchers at UCSC have simulated a possible outcome of an impact by asteroid 1950DA when it passes near us in the year 2880. Note that there is a 0.3% chance of impact during that encounter. In the event that it impacts in the Atlantic, they predict that the '60,000 megaton blast' would create 400 foot waves along the east coast. In addition to an assessment of the danger, their studies point out the resulting geologic features that we should be looking for now, which would indicate where and when such impacts have occured in the past."
Actually... (Score:5, Funny)
Uhm... (Score:5, Funny)
Craters?
In 877 years I will be dead (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Actually... (Score:0, Funny)
what is that ? I hope you meant NUCULAR war.
The name of the simulation program is... (Score:1, Funny)
Cheers!
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Hope... (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe we could all spend a little less on improving ways to kill each other, and a little more on planning our survival?
Article text, (impact with slashdot 1950DoS) (Score:3, Funny)
Contact: Tim Stephens (831) 459-2495; stephens@ucsc.edu
Massive tsunami sweeps Atlantic Coast in asteroid impact scenario for March 16, 2880
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
We're all fscked
Re:In 877 years I will be dead (Score:5, Funny)
90 Percent? (Score:2, Funny)
"Until we detect all the big ones and can predict their orbits, we could be struck without warning," said Asphaug. "With the ongoing search campaigns, we'll probably be able to sound the 'all clear' by 2030 for 90 percent of the impacts that could trigger a global catastrophe."
Um, why is the goal to only find 90 percent of the asteroids that can kill us? Shouldn't they be trying to find all of them?
I doubt they will speak English 800 years from now (Score:5, Funny)
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Yeah, sure... (Score:2, Funny)
What happens if? (Score:3, Funny)
Wondering what'd happen if it hit anywhere near Seattle!? heh... forgot, it's gonna be more than 700 years away. Can we have a simulation of that thing in Seattle right now? In a place which rhymes with Deadbund?
Re:In 877 years I will be dead (Score:5, Funny)
graphics (Score:4, Funny)
(OSQ) Nah it'll miss us easy (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Hope... (Score:0, Funny)
Why can't we do both? Unless you think the hippies are going to be the ones to stop an asteroid...
Our great^12 grandchildren are going to look back (Score:5, Funny)
-- Terry
Re:In 877 years I will be dead (Score:1, Funny)
I have also run a simulation of this (Score:5, Funny)
Homes destroyed, their leader missing, pandemonium falling into utter madness.
Roads crumbled, storehouses plundered, the sky is literally falling.
You can really mess up an anthill when you're 10 years old.
Re:I doubt they will speak English 800 years from (Score:5, Funny)
I see you're confident the USA won't have switched to metric by then.
Re:We'll all be dead by then... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:In 877 years I will be dead (Score:5, Funny)
comet strikes earth (Score:0, Funny)
Asteroids: liberal myth (Score:2, Funny)
First of all, many people claim asteroids are what killed dinosaurs millions of years ago. This is impossible. God created in the earth in 6 days, not millions. It is entirely possible to assume then that dinosaurs and humans roamed the planet at the same time. At the time of the great flood (caused by God, not an asteroid!) the dinosaurs were too big to fit in the arc and that is why there are none today.
Any educated right-wing christian knows that God is the only one who will cause massive destruction to earth, not a "floating ball of rock from outer space". There is no way to predict God's actions, we must simply have faith and follow his word. No tsunami will sweep away the faithful.
Asteroids are simply the liberals way of trying to disprove God and attack the believes of educated right-wing christians! Do not accept this misinformation!
i say (Score:0, Funny)
Obligatory Homer Simpson Quote (Score:2, Funny)
Good (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I doubt they will speak English 800 years from (Score:5, Funny)
But they'd be reading Slashdot even then?
They will, an when the news hits they will complain it's a dupe: "So what the asteroid will hit tomorrow, this is old news it was posted like 800 years ago, fscking slashdot dupes"
Re:Actually... (Score:2, Funny)
In the year 2012 we create a super computer that runs a version of linux. For a change all commands are prefixed with 'nu'. A bug in the system causes all console-related commands to affect memory too. This remains undiscovered.
In the year 2084 all humans transfer their 'selves' into this massive comp and cease to exist as biological organisms.
In the year 2100 the system becomes self-aware.
On the night if October 20th,2100 the system issues a clear command that is nuclear
Needless to say... (Score:0, Funny)
Gosh, imagine a Beowolf cluster of those things!
Re:We'll all be dead by then... (Score:5, Funny)
By 2880 we will have developed amazing technology such as asteroid repellent beams, fusion and flying cars.
Yeah right, next thing you'll be saying is that Duke Nukem Forever will be out by then!
The sad part is... (Score:1, Funny)
Disaster Planning (Score:1, Funny)
Re:What happens if? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:graphics (Score:1, Funny)
Depends on who's behind the cue... In fact, a professional player should be able to get the spin right so that the moon makes a soft landing on the Asian land mass... The only question is, where are we going to find a player of astronomical proportions?
Re:graphics (Score:0, Funny)
oh well (Score:2, Funny)
These guys would love it! (Score:3, Funny)
Call in the cloners! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Actually... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:graphics (Score:1, Funny)
Um...? (Score:3, Funny)
Um, isn't that the image of what happened one minute before the goatse picture was taken? (ewwww)
-T
Re:The book of horrible questions (Score:3, Funny)
Satan (or your local bad dude) says to someone, here, you can have a million dollars if you push this button, which will kill someone, but don't worry, you don't know them.
So, after much discussion, they do it, and then he takes back the devices, and says he's off to give it to someone else... someone they don't know.