Making Change 1129
Roland Piquepaille writes "There are mostly four kinds of coins in circulation in the U.S: 1 cent, 5 cents, 10 cents, and 25 cents. But is it the most efficient way to give back change? This Science News article says that a computer scientist has found an answer. "For the current four-denomination system, [Jeffrey Shallit of the University of Waterloo] found that, on average, a change-maker must return 4.70 coins with every transaction. He discovered two sets of four denominations that minimize the transaction cost. The combination of 1 cent, 5 cents, 18 cents, and 25 cents requires only 3.89 coins in change per transaction, as does the combination of 1 cent, 5 cents, 18 cents, and 29 cents." He also found that change could be done more efficiently in Canada with the introduction of an 83-cent coin and in Europe with the addition of a 1.33- or 1.37-Euro coin. Check this column for more details and references." The paper (postscript) is online.
I hate math... (Score:5, Funny)
Swannie
Yeah Right... (Score:5, Funny)
Have you ever gotten a bill for dinner for say $12.50 and you give the cashier $15 saying the tip is included?
You would think 15.00 - 12.50 is doable right?
HELL NO! The cashier pulls out a calculator to do the math so she can write it in for the waiter's tips!!!
If people can't add things like this 18cent coins are out of the question.
Although I would like to hear a cashier go,
"That makes $0.88 change sir." Pick out two quarters then,
D'oh! (Score:3, Funny)
18 cent coin?? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Forget it. (Score:3, Funny)
4 coins? (Score:1, Funny)
Where is this 18 cent coin? Have I been living under a rock? Are my dimes now worth 18 cents?
Ah the new math. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I hate math... (Score:2, Funny)
The quarter is hard enough (Score:5, Funny)
87 cent Loony? (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, right... (Score:5, Funny)
Then, you get on a train in Boston traveling east at 300 MPH. In 30 minutes, will you really care about how many 18-cent coins you're carrying?
Re:18 cent dimes? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:D'oh! (Score:5, Funny)
Is it too early in the morning or does this article not make sense? I have never seen an 18 cent piece in circulation n the US...
I'm waiting to see if Taco screws it up in the dup tomorrow, too...
MDC
Re:The quarter is hard enough (Score:4, Funny)
And I like math.:P
Re:Yeah, right... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Instead... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yeah Right... (Score:5, Funny)
Wanting to minimize some of the change in my pocket, I gave the clerk $2.00 in bills and 12 cents.
The clerk tried to hand it back, saying "it's only $1.87"
I said, "yes, but this way, I'll get a quarter back in change."
He took the money, punched it into the cash register, and as he handed me back the quarter, he said "How did you know that?"
It's funny (in a VERY sad way) that to him, the cash register was this magic oracle that told him what to do, and that it didn't occur to him that what he was doing was even knowable without its use.
Re:I hate math... (Score:4, Funny)
> copy/pasting those coin values
You forgot option three, you didn't read the article.
18, it's a magic number. (Score:5, Funny)
*taps foot*
Eighteen is a magic number.
Yes it is, it's a magic number.
Somewhere in the ancient, mystic eighteenity
You get eighteen as a magic number.
The past and the present and the future,
Faith and hope and charity,
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you eighteen.
That's a magic number.
18, 36, 54 . .
72, 90, 108 . .
126, 144, 162 . .
180.
Preposterous (Score:5, Funny)
This approach simplifies all transactions to one-coin change. Some people might argue that this is just too many coins to keep track of, but since no one keeps track of their change anyway, it wouldn't matter. It's easier to use the new change to pay as well: Instead of $0.67 being 2 quarters, a dime, a nickel, and 2 pennies, it can be paid in one coin. Or, you could use a 50-cent and a 17-cent piece. Or two 27s and a 13! The possibilities are endlessly easy!
Some people say that it's a problem to differentiate the 99 different coins (95 new coins) by sight. There's a simple answer to this -- each coin would have a number of sides based on its amount. A 4-cent coin is a square, an 8-cent is an octogon, and so forth. So, remember, don't give them three quarters -- just reach into your pocket, feel for the coin with 75 sides, and hand it over.
Oh, and if you can't tell a 99-sided coin from a 97-sided coin by sight, perhaps you should stick to smaller denominations.
The new two-cent coins are easy to lose, so be careful.
Re:4 coins? (Score:3, Funny)
Apparently so. That's what your dollars are now worth.
Re:Instead... (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, haven't you heard about them? (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't you get the email? Just as the $20 bill is being replaced with a new design, the 10 cent coin is being phased out in favour of a 18 cent one.
This has advantages and disadvantages:
Advantages:
Re:I hate math... (Score:5, Funny)
But I'll give him this much... He'd save us 0.81 of a coin each time we got change!
(I don't want 81% of a coin!!! It wouldn't roll or spin so well after you cut it!!!)
Re:A $0.18 coin? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The quarter is hard enough (Score:5, Funny)
And in other news.... (Score:2, Funny)
Am I retarded? (Score:5, Funny)
Uhhh...did anyone else have to use a calculator or pencil for this one and go, "Oh, I get it. Those idiot cashiers."?
...snicker...
Re:D'oh! (Score:4, Funny)
18 cent coins? 4.70 coins per transaction? Give me a break. I was a geek growing up and even *I* feel like smacking this guy.
Re:Pet peeve (Score:4, Funny)
OK, prove that adding 2,381,240 to 128,037 is the same thing as adding 128,037 to 2,381,240.
Oh, and what is 20% of $12.96? I gotta tip the waitress here.
Re:Pet peeve (Score:3, Funny)
Pls. prove. Thanks.
Re:I hate math... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hate math... (Score:1, Funny)
Well, I can certainly imagine that. Let's see, 98 cents, that's two 40ct pieces and one 18ct piece. Easy.
Well, I've got you beat. I can do it in two coins. One fifty-three and seven elevenths coin, and one forty four and four elevenths piece. Voila!
Re:Pet peeve (Score:2, Funny)
That should keep you busy for a few weeks.
Re:Preposterous (Score:5, Funny)
I believe he was joking about having 99 different coins. An ideal solution would be to have 100 different coins, and include a zero or "null" coin. Therefore the protocol for every transaction could expect a coin.
Re:I hate math... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yeah Right... (Score:2, Funny)
Two funny (sad) arithmetic stories (Score:4, Funny)
A few years after that, my sister (in 5th grade at the time) had a test with a miscalculated grade, and when my mom went in for a parent-teacher conference, she brought it up. In particular, she said she'd added up the number correct and divided by the total number of questions, and got a different percentage... the teacher looked down her nose at my mom and said, "that's *not* how it's calculated." How was it calculated? Well, you have these cardboard discs that you turn according to the total number of questions, and then you read the grade out of the little window corresponding to the number right.... This woman had only the vaguest notion that this grade was a percentage correct, and *no idea at all* that---as a percentage---it could also be calculated by dividing the numbers out. None.
It's one better... (Score:5, Funny)
You know, if we mint 1 coin for every amount of change (like a 57 cent coin, a 58 cent one, etc.) then it will only take 1 coin per transaction. Of course then we have to worry about having 99 different coins, making them distinguishable from each other, etc.
The current United States system of currency works just fine. Denominations of 1, 5, 10, 25 are easy enough to calculate and efficient enough for all intensive purposes. Sure this proposed new system may be 17% "more efficient" for a computer but real people need to use the system also.
Some things are best off just left alone...
Re:The quarter is hard enough (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I hate math... (Score:5, Funny)
OT: was- Re:I hate math... (Score:3, Funny)
Meet my penny-filled sock, my friend! And the sock is stinky, too!
(Gimme a break, it's noon on Friday and I'm bored outta my mind...)-
Re:Two funny (sad) arithmetic stories (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, I know that some teachers just spin the wheel for grades.
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Count by 18. Ready? Go! (Score:3, Funny)
<voice style="school house rock">
18...36...54...72...90....108
STOP
Multiply by 18 is like multiplying by 20 but subtracting multiples of 2. So 18*3 is really like 20*3 - 2*3. That's just 60 - 6, or 54! Let's do it again!
18...36...54...72...90...108...126...144...162.. .180!
Ready or not, here I come!
</voice>
no, I didn't use a calculator. I sure hope the math is right.
Re:What we need is widespread acceptance of $1 coi (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I hate math... (Score:2, Funny)
All of it. That really pisses them off, but it works almost every time. I always do that to vending machines. The only time I get screwed is if there are no quarters and I get dimes and nickels back, but that is an unusual case.
Re:I hate math... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No, you're not retarded (Score:3, Funny)
I don't do it for any of those reasons. I mostly do it because I'm lazy and don't want to carry around 5 pounds worth of pennies. Oh, yeah, I also want the only jangling sound when I walk to be from my big brass ones.
Modest proposal (Score:2, Funny)
This would:
-eliminate the penny,
-give us a distinguishable dollar coin,
-and stimulate the economy
Pennies are visibly and tactilly different from our other coins; can be used in vending machines; are easy to carry around. Plus, Lincoln was a great guy, what with freeing the slaves and all (better than that indian-killer Jackson that's on the $20, at least) and this lets us honor him once again.
Income would be redistributed somewhat randomly to people with big jars of pennies. The ultra-rich (you know, the ones getting the big tax cuts) probably have no more than a handfull of pennies. Some people would chose to hoard the new dollars; while others would spend them with abandon. And wouldn't you like to pay your taxes by sending in several rolls of pennies?
Just for laughs, I'd make "wheat cents" worth $100.
Pennies (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Non-decimal systems have advantages (Score:1, Funny)
When did a pound lose 4 ounces? I know
Re:I hate math... (Score:5, Funny)
Except for this penny [yahoo.com]
Besides a good roll of pennies and a sock are good for those times you have to dish out some street therapy.
Re:No, you're not retarded (Score:3, Funny)
I don't think those Sacagaweas "ones" are really brass - they just look it.
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Re:I hate math... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Am I retarded? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yeah Right... (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:*whap* (Score:3, Funny)
A friend and I were in CA on business and were totally unable to figure out the stripper tipping protocol. We had a few USD which the ladies were happy to accept. But then we were down to "hard" CA currency.
"Maybe you throw them?" I asked. Of course we didn't want to risk chipping a tooth.
One of the ladies drifted over after a while and started talking. She was from the US and I asked her how it was done. She took a Loony from me and walked up to the stage, put it between her teeth and lay down on her back on stage. The performer at the time crawled up over her, mouth over mons, and crawled backwards and removed the coin with her breasts. Very Hot!
She then gestured me over, obvously expecting me to do the same thing! Having spent some time in US strip clubs, this level of contact is strictly Verboten! Enough to get you ejected into the -30 CA winter air. My friend wasn't so shy and walked up and got the ride of his life!
Canada may be cold in the winter but the ladies can be vary warm!
=Shreak
Re:I hate math... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Pet peeve (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, and what is 20% of $12.96? I gotta tip the waitress here. ;)
Just put a $50 bill on the table, rub her thigh and raise your eyebrows as if to say "How about it?". When the cops come, ask them what 20% of $12.96 would be.
Re:18-cent is really a red herring - 2-cent works (Score:3, Funny)
-B
Re:I hate math... (Score:3, Funny)