Build Your Own HERF Gun 512
James writes "Rostislav Persion from Voltage Labs has successfully constructed a HERF gun (a device like EMP but directional) in his home that is capable of stalling cars at a distance and crashing computers as well. He has videos of the device in action as it lights up LED's at a distance and triggers motion detectors. Theres also a bunch of other security stuff and science stuff which is quite interesting and controversial, such as cell phone tracking, mood altering audio signals, gyro guns, and other things of this nature. The site owner was also featured in US News Magazine and MTV for some of his work."
Unfortunately (Score:5, Funny)
This Could Improve My Driving Record... (Score:3, Funny)
Couple this with my radar detector and have it stall the police car as he pulls out to nab me. Hmmm, time to dust off the old lab bench.
Can someone check the server.... (Score:5, Funny)
The answer to my prayers! (Score:4, Funny)
Cut me off will you you asshole!!!
Logging. (Score:5, Funny)
Best contraceptive (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No More High Speed Pursuits (Score:5, Funny)
The hardcore porn will have a little time before it gets plastered over Fox.
MTV?? (Score:2, Funny)
I bet it's not match for my... (Score:1, Funny)
NERF vs HERF. Hmmm...
One shoots harmless soft plastic objects. The other shoots EMPs. Hmmm...
I better make sure I don't accidentally give my 4 year old the HERF gun. It would suck for me to be in traffic, trying to threaten people with a lousy NERF gun.
Then, after coming home from a bad day, I'll find that my kid's new toy destroyed a cul-de-sac block.
Re:No More High Speed Pursuits (Score:5, Funny)
In the brief remake series of Knight Rider, Knight Rider 2000 I think it was called, Kit could disable cars from a distance presumably with a similar device. I beleive the bad guys then did something to their Porsche Carerra 911's which made them impervious to this attack.
David Hasselhof's hair was similarly insulated from the radiation.
FCC Notice (Score:5, Funny)
This device complies with Part 15 of the FCC Rules. Operation is subject to the following two conditions:
1. This device may not cause harmful interference.
2. This device must accept any interference received, including interference that may cause undesired operation.
From the site, moments before the Slashdot effect (Score:2, Funny)
67.118.175.173> bah
64.216.0.81> surviving slashdot very well
Good to see progress (Score:5, Funny)
Re:weapons (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Do we need more weapon ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can someone check the server.... (Score:5, Funny)
We've just slashdoted some guy with an EMP weapon...
Re:Do we need more weapon ? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:No More High Speed Pursuits (Score:5, Funny)
So would this [www.saab.se] (scroll down to Carl Gustaf). Probably much more fun to watch, too.
Re:gyro guns? (Score:2, Funny)
I'd love to shoot people with Greek food.
No, that's not MTV (Score:1, Funny)
Except when it's Hewlett-Packard, IBM, Lucent, or Intel, sex.com, the European Parliament, or George Bush. But those are just on Saturdays.
Monday through Friday, it's Microsoft.
And never MTV.
[BTW... MTV will never carry a show about a guy who once dated Britney Spears in high school, because the MTV viewers are typically not interested in fifty-somethings.]
Not true... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:weapons (Score:2, Funny)
mood altering audio signals (Score:1, Funny)
I want an instrument that plays the brown noise, damnit!
We're trying to find the Brown Noise! It's this one pitch, this certain frequency, that makes people lose bowel control!
Brown noise is an ausilation of sound that causes the bowels to losen! The Brown Noise is believed to be ninety-two cents below the lowest octave of E flat. The French experimented with it in World War II.
The $64 million question. (Score:5, Funny)
Mood altering audio signals (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No More High Speed Pursuits (Score:5, Funny)
And his website was taken out by a HREF gun (Score:2, Funny)
"This Account Has Been Suspended" (Score:2, Funny)
No, you have it backwards. (Score:5, Funny)
On a completely unrelated topic... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Knight Rider (Score:1, Funny)
Aw fer cryin' out loud. KITT. Knight Industries Two Thousand. And you call yourself a dork. (at least I'm assuming you would, posting with a 5 digit uid).
Re:No More High Speed Pursuits (Score:4, Funny)
That's the HREF gun. (Score:2, Funny)
The obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No More High Speed Pursuits (Score:5, Funny)
HERF Gun? (Score:2, Funny)
My god... (Score:5, Funny)
Where I live, streets that contain straight stretches of longer than about 10m are a target for the local petrol heads with their turbos. The only thing is, that in order to get the turbo to fire (which they like - it lets people know they can afford turbo - even if they only have a hatchback and they work in the local supermarket), they need to over-rev the engine even when they're taking they're mum to the shops. The sonic effect is something like;
"BRRRMMM!! (phssh) BRRRRRMMM phsssshhh BRMMRMRM phssh"
I would like to hear something like;
"BRRRMMM!! (phssh) BRRRRRMMM ph...ZAP! SHAZAM! phsszzzppt. put...put......put."
Show those suckers.
Re:The $64 million question. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This Could Improve My Driving Record... (Score:3, Funny)
Pre-emptively disable any cars that enter your path/line of site within say, 300 yards. That'll show em.
Otherwise just have a switch that you can flip that will disable all cars behind you in a large swath when you feel you ability to drive at a comfortable speed is under direct - or perceived threat.
Re:weapons (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdotted already...
I'd say
Re:No More High Speed Pursuits (Score:2, Funny)
Bah! Taser shmaser! There is only one definitive answer to stopping crooks in cars...
McDonnel Douglas AH-64D Apache. [aladdinsoft.com]
Works every time (just ask some former relatives of some Iraqi families).
Re:The $64 million question. (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, if *I* am taking the trouble to evesdrop, I want the full monty, dammit!!
Re:My god... (Score:3, Funny)
"BRRRMMM!! (phssh) BRRRRRMMM ph...ZAP! SHAZAM! phsszzzppt. put...put......put. Oh shit I have no control over my car *smash into a tree, burst into flames, set the entire neighborhood ablaze*" and it'd be all your fault for killing some idiot's car.
CNN (Score:3, Funny)
CNN is reporting that there have been a huge number of HERF gun attacks on telecom and financial systems installations in the United States in the past two days. The attacks have seriously impacted the ability of Americans to conduct day-to-day life, knocking out many telephone, TV, and radio stations and forming large lineups at banks where customers desperately try to withdraw money from stressed teller staff.
CNN has learned that the attacks were performed by the Linux fraction of al Queada which is referred to as "al Tux" in CIA circles. Apparently the group learned of concise plans to make HERF guns from a story on the geek website "Slashdot.org".
Editors at Slashdot could not be reached for comment as they had suffered malnutrition from not being able to eat microwave burritos or pizza pockets for the past 48hrs.
Great for Noise Pollution (Score:3, Funny)
Too bad the site is toast.. slashdot effect or 'homeland security' ???
Re:weapons (Score:3, Funny)
how is it that /. never gets /.'ed ?? (Score:2, Funny)
Secondly, I want to see a device that will cook these assholes with that 400db, 6hz THUMP THUMP shit. These punks drive past my house and split my skull with that horrid shit. It's an invasion of MY PRIVACY. I don't want to hear that, I don't want to FEEL THAT. I want QUIET in my house. These sorry assholes think it's cute to thump that shit into my house and make ME suffer that trash..
I hope that it's causing them brain damage, like brain tumors and other nasty things.
I would pay BIG MONEY $$$$ for a device that I could aim at them and totally fry their stereos as they drive by, and I mean fry it beyond repair.
They deserve it. They are breaking the law and they deserve to be punished.
Re:weapons (Score:3, Funny)
-Ev
Dont you mean... (Score:3, Funny)
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