Software Bug Causes Soyuz To Land Way Off 573
howhardcanitbetocrea writes "A mysterious software fault in the new guidance computer of the Soyuz TMA-1 spacecraft was the cause of the high-anxiety off-course landing over the weekend, according to NASA sources.' Which is why I will never trust the Strategic Defence Initiative - the star wars project. It only takes one line of mistyped code in what will always be a beta release."
In Soviet Russia... (Score:5, Funny)
In other news.... (Score:3, Funny)
A Moderate Error :-) (Score:5, Funny)
United States Engineer: Oh, yes!
Great... (Score:5, Funny)
Now we have frikken astronauts beating up on poor anonymous software developpers... quoth the article
Yeah... right... if I had a nickle for every time I heard an end user say something similar to that ("I swear I didn't touch anything... it just... crashed..." or "The files just... disappeared! Gone! Disappeared! I didn't do anything!") I'd have...well...a lot of nickles...
/me mumbles bittlerly and goes back into his development hole :P
SDI? (Score:3, Funny)
Strategic Defence Initiative = the star wars project
What was the thinking behind clarifying that to the Slashdot crowd?
Microprocessor, main processing unit of your computer...
Re:Why single out SDI? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In Soviet Russia... (Score:5, Funny)
Destructive Testing (Score:5, Funny)
Well, let's hope it stays in beta. Real world testing would be a major bummer!
Re:In other news.... (Score:3, Funny)
I can't even lauch my rocket now
I press the launch button and it starts to fire up the engine but then the engine falls of and the rocket breaks apart...
Do you know when they're going to release the patch for the patch?
IN POST-SOVIET RUSSIA (actually KAZAKHSTAN) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why single out SDI? (Score:4, Funny)
You're being FUCKING STUPID!!!
TMA? (Score:5, Funny)
Of course it had problems! The ships AI was given conflicting instructions which told it not to tell the crew about the mysterious monolith on the moon the ISS is really put up there to observe! Just be glad neither of them had to go EVA and repair the AE-35 unit...
new voice controlled spacecraft (Score:5, Funny)
computer: +60 it is.
(short pause while traveling at mach 25)
captain: oh S*!
computer: "oh S*" command not found. Say "enter" to continue.
captain: enter, my ass!
computer: i'm not that kind of computer.
CNN article mentions Soyuz shotguns (Score:5, Funny)
The CNN article [cnn.com] on the off-course landing was much cooler. Here's the excerpt I liked:
I always wondered why my guy in Doom had a shotgun in space. I guess now I know. :)
Re:ah, right (Score:2, Funny)
10 LAT = LAT + 1
20 LONG = LONG + 1
30 GOSUB FIRELASER
40 GOTO 10
I know it won't cause as much destruction as possible but I've forgoten how to for loops in Basic. Besides, everybody knows gotos are funnier.
Re:CNN article mentions Soyuz shotguns (Score:2, Funny)
"This...is my BOOMSTICK!"
Re:How did you bring SDI into this? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In other news.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:ah, right (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, those British blokes in their Tornado never knew what hit them.
a bug in the SDI code could suck. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:ah, right (Score:4, Funny)
Offending code found in code review... (Score:1, Funny)
char foobar[10];
strcpy(foobar,string);
display();
In Soviet Russia ... (Score:0, Funny)
Re: In other news.... (Score:3, Funny)
> I've already got it... I can't even lauch my rocket now
Ask your doctor about Viagra.
Greedy moderator bastards.... (Score:2, Funny)
You greedy moderators are all bastards. I wanted to mod this +funny, but selfish moderators before me already capped the post! CAPPED THE FUCKING POST!!!
Re:Bugs = "Spoilage" in Japan (Score:3, Funny)
First computer bug [navy.mil]. You will need to scroll down to the bottom to see the it. The rest of the page talks about Grace Hopper, who helped coin the phrase.
Does anyone else find it ironic that Grace Hopper found a bug?