On The Collapse of Complex Societies 461
One of the mailing lists that I'm on had a great short essay about the disastrous decision that societies can make - and their consequences. The author is Jared Diamond, who also wrote Guns, Germs and Steel (First Slashdot book review was that book), and is still one of the most interesting books I've read in a while.
I give it 45 more seconds...... (Score:5, Funny)
Damn... (Score:4, Funny)
That this adage may no longer hold true seems like progress.
After all those years of hard work, getting ready to rule the world, they switch the rules of the game just as I leave!
Hmmmmm..... (Score:3, Funny)
-- My girlfriend and I will be together forever.
Secondly, when the problem arrives, the group may fail to perceive the problem.
-- She is not interested in other guys, we are simply growing closer.
Then, after they perceive the problem, they may fail even to try to solve the problem.
-- Her dating other guys is simply a cry for more attention.
Finally, they may try to solve it but may fail in their attempts to do so.
-- I will win her back with chocolates and poetry.
All it took in high school.... (Score:2, Funny)
It depends on your viewpoint (Score:5, Funny)
But for the 10% of slacker, cannibalistic, sun worshipping Easter Islanders this was a golden age.
Re:Hmmmmm..... (Score:5, Funny)
-- My girlfriend and I will be together forever.
If you were trying to make an example that other Slashdotters would understand through their own experience... you failed.
Re:Damn... (Score:3, Funny)
God bless America!
Re:Hmmmmm..... (Score:3, Funny)
-- My girlfriend and I will be together forever.
Secondly, when the problem arrives, the group may fail to perceive the problem.
-- She is not interested in other guys, we are simply growing closer.
Then, after they perceive the problem, they may fail even to try to solve the problem.
-- Her dating other guys is simply a cry for more attention.
Finally, they may try to solve it but may fail in their attempts to do so.
-- I will win her back with chocolates and poetry.
You forgot a few steps:
As one attempt fails, more and more radical solutions are attempted
-- I'll stand outside her home/office so she knows I'm there for her.
-- I'll call her friends and family to get them to remind her how good we are for each other
-- I'll secretly more into her attic and hold her cat hostage...
Hold on, there's a knock on my door...
Re:Hmmmmm..... (Score:1, Funny)
You: Take my wife, please!
Us: OMG - you so funny!!!!
You: White people can't dance!!
Us: HAHAHAHAHAH!! So True and funny!
You: Nerds don't get dates!!! :(
Us: HA ha - funny and true! And sad
You: What do you call 32 lawyers at bottom of ocean? ANS: A good start!!
Us: ROTFL!!! Stop - you slay us with wit!!!
You: Imagine BEOWULF cluster!
Us: Thank you sir may I have another?
You: Why do they have braille at drive up ATM? HMMM? Think about it please.
Us: OMFG!!! That is so strange - because blind people don't drive!!! HAHHAHAHHAH.
You: Knock Knock
Us: PLEASE DIE
Re:Jared Diamond (Score:3, Funny)
Quick! Harvest him before someone else does.
Networking (Score:3, Funny)
Poor Jared (Score:4, Funny)
Holy bad website formatting, Batman! (Score:5, Funny)
Next you find an unrelated editorial. Is the article anywhere on the page or not? Scroll down a little farther.
Ah! Here it is: "WHY DO SOME SOCIETIES MAKE DISASTROUS DECISIONS?: JARED DIAMOND". You start to read, and then realize that what you're reading is an introduction to the article. I thought I already read an introduction up above!? Oh, wait, that was a synopsis. Is the article anywhere on this page or not? Scroll down a little farther.
Next, you see a little section titled "further reading on Edge" with some links. I can't believe it! Huh, I must have missed the link to the actual article above. Scroll around a little, but find no link.
Just by chance, you scroll a little farther down and see it again: "WHY DO SOME SOCIETIES MAKE DISASTROUS DECISIONS?: JARED DIAMOND". By this time, you're a little wary. But to your delight, you finally find the article!
It's about 1/3 the way down the page under the THIRD copy of it's title. My best guess is that the guy who designed the page had a 6 foot tall monitor that showed the whole thing all at once, so he didn't know how confusing that was. Come on, guys! The least you can do is provide a TOC of what's on the page with links to scroll you to each section!
Re:The problem is overpopulation. (Score:5, Funny)
Recently, a well-spoken mackerel was nominated for a Pulitzer!
Call me a freak... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Stupid decisions? (Score:1, Funny)
Where was the Lorax? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's a flame, but important anyway (Score:2, Funny)
Fuck Economics. The man's article was about disaster and how to possibly avoid future ones.
If avoiding future disasters means throwing out current economic models, then good riddance!
Re:The Maya (Score:2, Funny)
No.
It was because their religion predicated their rulers repeatedly stabbing their foreskins with stingray spines.
That, and obviously, not enough drugs.
beer (Score:2, Funny)
Probably fire and metal working in there, too, someplace, but I think beer and then therefore an abundance of drunk babes did most of it. Occams razor.
Re:Short essey ? (Score:1, Funny)
Apparently you didn't use the spell check either when writing an essay; would that qualify you as a teacher's pet. Yes I am a troll, but I couldn't resist.
Re:Chaos theory of human societies? (Score:3, Funny)
No, a really great example of tunnling would be if several million dollars in cash "tunneled" out of a bank vault and into my basement
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Re:Fisheries. (Score:3, Funny)