The Science of The Moist Towelette 116
BoomZilla writes "Just when you thought that
things couldn't get any stranger, may I present for you delectation the enchantment
of the Modern Moist Towelette
Collection. Pictures, interactive demos (I kid you not) and the ever-popular
MMTC theme song are presented in their resplendent glory. I was particularly
excited to learn that Edvard Munch's The Scream was not, in fact, a
representation of stress, but rather a depiction of a gentleman who has soiled
his hands and is using an early form of moist towelette to clean himself.
Decide for yourself."
Just when I thought Slashdot was starting to suck. (Score:1, Funny)
Don't underestimate the power of the towel (Score:5, Funny)
Hrmm (Score:5, Funny)
as long as you've got a steady supply, no need to leave the keyboard.
Re:Not that Strange! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Nice collection, except... (Score:4, Funny)
Hmmph (Score:4, Funny)
A quick look at his Q & A indicates that there are in fact only two questions, and both are probably faked by him.
My immediate suggestion therefore is to all swiftly contact this gentleman and enthuse on our sudden interest in moist towelettes. His faith in the Internet as a medium for populating his ideas will be boosted 2000 fold, at least until AOL starts charging for the bandwidth.
This should probably not be on slashdot, it should be on somethingawful.com. If slashdot were to cover every crackpot website out there there'd be no space for any real news. If there was any evidence of a community of moist towelette collectors at this site, it'd be news. But since it's clearly just one poor sod on his own and maybe a handful of friends laughing behind his back, it really doesnt qualify as news and is on par with "Exceedingly dull person found on Internet" which wouldnt be much of a surprise.
But I'm beeing a bit of a killjoy here, the song was at least amusing, and wow does it beat the hell out of the OpenBSD songs!...
I don't know which is more pathetic (Score:4, Funny)
Or
The fact that a good majority of those towelettes look familiar to me.
poor guy (Score:2, Funny)
Poor guy....something as innocuous as moist towelettes, and he's about to get slashdotted..oh well. There's no helping that now.
Re:Nice collection, except... (Score:2, Funny)
That Theme Song (Score:5, Funny)
Verse 1:
You're Soft
You're Wet
You Smell So Good...
Chorus:
I Love You Moist Towelettes
I Love You Moist Towelettes
I Love You Moist Towelettes
Verse 2:
You're Pretty
The Way They Dress You Up
Wanna Take You Home
Open You Up
(Chorus)
Outro:
Can't Wait To Get My Hands On You
Can't Wait To Rub My Hands On You
Can't Wait To Get My Hands On You
Tear Open, Unfold, and Use
You know, if you replace "moist towlette" with someone's name, you have a potential serial rapist on your hands.
This is scary.
Re:Those things. (Score:4, Funny)
What is it with saying "on Baby?" You wouldn't say "Can you not use just normal toilet paper on wife?", would you? You'd say "on your wife".
Same with baby. With ^your^ baby.
Hi Teck JO's? (Score:2, Funny)
"Peter Piper spelling bee" category (Score:2, Funny)
not only was 'you' misspelled, it took me a minute just to be able to say that damn sentence and figure out what it meant.
Silica Gel Mystery (Score:2, Funny)
DO NOT EAT!
-calyxa