Bombing the Moon for Water 625
s20451 writes "In 1998, NASA scientists deliberately crashed the Lunar Prospector into the Moon, in a
failed attempt to detect traces of water allegedly hiding in deep craters at the lunar south pole.
Now the BBC is reporting a new proposal to attack the lunar poles with "Bunker Buster" missiles to liberate a detectable amount of water. Called Polar Night, the mission is being proposed as part of the "Discovery" series of probes."
What is this MSNBC? (Score:5, Funny)
They're going to emplant "scientific equipment" "...a few meters below the surface of the moon."
Using "...probes are based on bunker-buster penetrators."
And when compared with the cost of sending up a [wo]man to dig a six foot hole for the same information, it sounds terrific. Let's Terraform!
What a great idea. (Score:0, Funny)
How about this: let's not fuck with the moon. Anyone else get that chill sensation when they saw the crumbled moon in Time Machine? (crap film, but that one shot was really spooky)
Aha! (Score:5, Funny)
Liberate the water? (Score:5, Funny)
We must free the water from its evil ruler Saddam Moonsein.
The outrage! (Score:5, Funny)
In related news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What is this MSNBC? (Score:1, Funny)
To the misspelling untolerant, I apologize.
first.. (Score:5, Funny)
Hey! (Score:4, Funny)
okay, anyway, the only purpose for looking for water is to find life on the moon. By using missiles to release the water, we blow up any life we may have found, just a thought....
The moon has WMDs! (Score:2, Funny)
George
This just in from the Iraqi Information Ministry (Score:5, Funny)
Good idea... (Score:5, Funny)
Finally! (Score:5, Funny)
But what do the Dixie Chicks think? (Score:5, Funny)
Who else here.. (Score:3, Funny)
For more info on this... (Score:3, Funny)
This is the ultimate job! (Score:5, Funny)
cheese (Score:5, Funny)
Little know fact: The cheese mines on earth are dwindling
Re:Aha! (Score:3, Funny)
British support forthcoming (Score:5, Funny)
Iraqi intelligence officials are reporting that the moon intends on defending itself against the crusaders to the end, and has already prepared the graves for thousands of imperialist satans.
Re:What a great idea. (Score:5, Funny)
It's a frickin' lump of rock is hanging up there.
Short of breaking it up, what's the harm?
Re:This just in from the Matrix (Score:2, Funny)
In Other News... (Score:3, Funny)
Earth First! (Score:4, Funny)
-B
Re:Liberate the water? (Score:4, Funny)
friendly fire (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This just in from the Matrix (Score:2, Funny)
do sporks exist ?
Sounds like what Chairface Chippendale tried (Score:2, Funny)
Re:first.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Operation: Moon Freedom (Score:3, Funny)
Daniel
what do you mean? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Liberate the water? (Score:4, Funny)
Shut your black hole, you.
Re:first.. (Score:2, Funny)
Ravine Change (Score:4, Funny)
M@
made me think of this one: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What a great idea. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What is this MSNBC? (Score:5, Funny)
Veto I say... (Score:4, Funny)
However, should the Americans find water on the moon, we'll completely reverse our position.
Not to be excessively picky but… (Score:5, Funny)
Mr. Show (Score:5, Funny)
Bob: Yeah. And we'll be doing it during a full moon so we make sure we get it all.
Re:first.. (Score:2, Funny)
Shock and Awe (Score:2, Funny)
Rumsfeld: Tenet where is Osama Bin Laden?
Tenet: I have no clue! Maybe he's on the Moon? Hah.
Rumsfeld: Really?
Later that night...
Rumsfeld: Mr. President, I know where Osama Bin Laden is.
Bush: Where?
Rumsfeld: On the Moon!
Bush: BOMB THEM!!!
gads, the youth...... (Score:2, Funny)
What about "Space:1999" ???!!!
Re:What is this MSNBC? (Score:5, Funny)
will the bombs hit the moon? (Score:2, Funny)
The Lunar Information Minister (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is the ultimate job! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:hmm (Score:5, Funny)
You're new here aren't you? ;)
Re:what do you mean? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What is this MSNBC? (Score:1, Funny)
Great... (Score:1, Funny)
us in retaliation, just don't stand at ground zero.
Re:cheese (Score:3, Funny)
The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth (Score:5, Funny)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
hard-landing (Score:2, Funny)
Umm.. that's one way of putting it. Could be a handy phrase though in the future.
"The server didn't crash, it just hard-landed."
Jason
Re:What is this MSNBC? (Score:2, Funny)
Or, consider another possibility:
"In other news today, a U.S. scientific mission to search for lunar water deposits revealed that the moon actually has a vast, hollow void in its center, occupying nearly 90 percent of the volume of the moon as a whole. This void is (or was) filled with water. Unfortunately, the hole left in the moon's north pole by the mission's explosive primary payload is allowing the water to rapidly boil off into space. Mission scientists estimate that it will be completely empty within a year.
"Meanwhile, officials at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission are said to be studying the feasibility of depositing nuclear waste in the now-vacant interior of the moon. Frightened residents of countries over which the moon passes are reportedly organizing to oppose this effort."
two words: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:what do you mean? (Score:5, Funny)
When we get done bombing that piece-of-crap spheroid it's gonna look like a figgin' moonscape!
Re:PhD in BomBing the Moon ! (Score:2, Funny)
Good Idea. Lets hope Dahak doesn't get annoyed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:what do you mean? (Score:3, Funny)
Yea, just use a GPS guided MOAB and...oh wait....
Re:This smells fishy....sounds like a cover up to (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What a great idea. (Score:4, Funny)
Well, barely 100 years ago, half the planet thought the moon was made out of cheese. So, I think maybe we should study the thing which controls our tidal currents(and hence climate, marine life aka major oxygen source) a little bit better, before we go screwing with it.
Tsk tsk (Score:4, Funny)
Re:what do you mean? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:first.. (Score:2, Funny)
In response, the President has ordered the USS Kitty Hawk to deploy to the Sea of Tranquility.
No Blood for Water (Score:2, Funny)
wa wa wa wa....give the inspections a chance.
Bombing the moon for water is nothing more than thinly veiled American aggression
I'm sure with a LPS (lunar position system), a seeing eye dog, and a big freaking arrow saying the moon is here, the UN would finally have the ability to find their own ass with both hands.
Instead of wasting perfectly good bunker busters that could be put to better use dropping soap on the French why not launch the Hollywood crowd into the moon. I'm sure their thick skulls could crack it wide open. At the very least it would help with global warming as the amount of hot air being created would drop nearly 40% annually.