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i22y writes "With Greasel instead of Diesel in your tank, you can pull up to Jack-In-The-Box and fill up both your stomach and your gas tank. Run your car on old fryer grease and vegetable oil! Obligatory pictures and FAQ."
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I'm sorry, I can't help but think of this.
Bart: We're going to be rich through grease?
Homer: No, I'm going to earn money by savings and wise investments... of course through grease.
Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence. Marge: With cans of grease? Homer: [sarcastically] No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease.
And in other news today, McDonalds will be shipping its meat in special "pressmobiles" which will use the shipped product as its fuel - scientists predict heart disease in the U.S. will fall by 25% as a side effect of this new transportation method.
I notice that they use a triple bypass valve, so now when you've had your triple bypass operation for your heart, because of all the burgers you've been chowing down, you can get a triple bypass for the car, so it matches...
They should be able to tell by driving behind them. Apparently a nice side effect is that the exhaust smells like french fries (or some other fast food - I can't remember exactly what).
Dang! I hate being behind those guys. I get hungry, fat and acne just from being in a traffic jam during rush hour....
Yeah, and I'm sure we won't be hated even more as a country that burns food rather than eating it. Etheopians will be screaming "Blood for corn!" instead of oil. Either way, the USA loses.
They pulled out of town leaving an exhaust trail that smelled like shrimp fried rice.
OK, yeah, I'm gonna sit in traffic for two hours breathing shrimp fried-rice, donuts, and fried chicken, then get home and have a nice salad and a blanched chicken breast. Right.
Save the planet, pork up its populous - interesting dilemma.
While I meant computers, the thermal depolymerization process could indeed convert your average commuter into "38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water." Nothing like running your car on Soylent oil!
Bart: Dad, isn't mom going to be mad about us ruing her car? Homer: If she didn't want me to ruin her car, she shouldn't have left her keys laying around the house.
Hey! (Score:5, Funny)
Slip slidin' away (Score:2, Funny)
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
Simpson's (Score:2, Funny)
Bart: We're going to be rich through grease?
Homer: No, I'm going to earn money by savings and wise investments... of course through grease.
Re:Hey! (Score:5, Funny)
My favourite bit from that one has to be
Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: [sarcastically] No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease.
Simpsons referance.. (Score:3, Funny)
The grease on his forhead alone is worth a bounty!
Mr. Fusion? (Score:2, Funny)
Marty: No no no, Doc, I just got here, okay, Jennifer's here, we're gonna take the new truck for a spin.
Doc: Well, bring her along. This concerns her too.
Marty: Wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What, do we become assholes or something?
Doc: No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids.
Marty: Hey, Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get up to 88.
Doc: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Imagine the possibilities (Score:5, Funny)
grease (Score:2, Funny)
At Long Last (Score:5, Funny)
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Switching to grease? Finally, dogs will have a reason to chase your car.
Greased Lightning?? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hey! (Score:2, Funny)
"Some for you, some for me, some for you..."
Heart and Car (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's already been done (Score:2, Funny)
Dang! I hate being behind those guys. I get hungry, fat and acne just from being in a traffic jam during rush hour....
Re:McNugget-powered Volkswagen Rabbi (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not enough crops (Score:4, Funny)
Re:or (Score:3, Funny)
OK, yeah, I'm gonna sit in traffic for two hours breathing shrimp fried-rice, donuts, and fried chicken, then get home and have a nice salad and a blanched chicken breast. Right.
Save the planet, pork up its populous - interesting dilemma.
Re:Hey! (Score:5, Funny)
Doris: Yes, yes we do.
Willie: [ripping shirt] Then grrrease me up, woman!
Doris: Okey-dokey.
Re:Turkey guts & other offal (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hey! (Score:2, Funny)
Bart: Dad, isn't mom going to be mad about us ruing her car?
Homer: If she didn't want me to ruin her car, she shouldn't have left her keys laying around the house.