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Is a crock of shit. :)

Ahhh the sweet smell of efficency. *takes a deep breath*

*faints*

... the power of bullshit.

That's a nice generator...
FOR ME TO POOP ON!

...literally

Flying cows replace power transmission lines.

... the power of bullshit.

If we could round up all the politicians in DC, we could power the world.

22000 gal manure per day/ 760 cows = 30 gal/cow per day

Doesn't that seem a little hi?

way to ruin the film for me, asshole. now i'm /definitely/ not seeing it.

If you're extremely patriotic, collect all the cow shit you can and store it in your back yard. You too can help reduce America's dependency on foreign oil.

In Soviet Russia... ... water and sewage board pays you!

Or is that Communist China?

I think you are confusing shit with hot air. Using the hot air would be closer to geothermal or taking advantage of temperature gradients.

If only someone could come up with a way to generate electricity from the crap that people post here....

Remember, when you leave that cow manure alone, you are leaving it alone with Osama bin Ladin.

You think you thought up the idea, but people already pay for each others shit.
It's called Ebay

Yup, sounds like a real Cash Cow.

The cow-body generates more bioelectricity than a 120-volt battery. And over 25,000 BTUs of body heat. Combined with a form of combustion...the humans had found all the energy they would ever need. There are fields, Neo, endless fields...where cow-beings are no longer born. We are grown. For the longest time I wouldn't believe it. And then I saw the fields with my own eyes...watched them liquify the dead...so they could be fed intravenously to the living. And standing there, facing the pure, horrifying precision...I came to realize the the obviousness of the truth. What is the Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world...built to keep us under control...in order to change a cow-being...into this. (a battery)

Bah, we Indians have been using cow manure for a variety of things for hundreds if not thousands of years. I'm not surprised that there is even more useful things we could do it. It's been a replacement for Lysol and fuel. This method is also used in India called Gorba gas. :P

They laughed at us when we told them that cows were holy. Guess, whose laughing now?!

Cow Zindabad, Cow Zindabad! :-) [trans. long life to cows]

sri

Doesn't that seem a little hi?

That strikes me as more of a big hello.

(4 windows down at 75mph). Similar for the household.

Soo, you have a mobile home that goes 75 mph?

This is done in India for hundreds of thousands of years. I have seen and played around one as a tiny kid couple of decades back. I am surprized that such a matured technology has taken Sooo LOOOONG to come to the US (in the 21st century). WOW !!!!!!

** Faints With Surprize **

Vishal.

so... when the boilers burst
the shit hits the fan, eh?

and ecologically friendly PP SUVs would really be transporting a shitload of stuff...
(PP=poop propelled)

Only if it's in India. (I know. I visited there for a while.)

"I love the smell of cow shit in the morning"

Come on, don't pooh-pooh this idea - think of some ways in which you too can help wipe our dependency on fossil fuels!

I call bullshit!

(Sorry, sorry... +1, Lame?)