Speeding up Evolution 413
DaytonCIM writes ""We can rebuild him. Make him stronger... faster..." Slate.com has a great article on next generation gene research that promises to build "Supermen" or "Superwomen" out of us all. Insulin-like Growth Factor genes to make us stronger without ever visiting a weight room. EPO to generate more red blood cells and enable us to run "forever." Engineered human "Blood" to speed up evolution, so that we become less susceptible to disease and injury."
Khaaaaaan! (Score:5, Funny)
Supermen or Superwomen? (Score:3, Funny)
In the year 2000! (Score:5, Funny)
Superman? In whose eyes? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lack of diversity can kill us. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And where.. (Score:3, Funny)
We're gonna need new bayesian filters (Score:5, Funny)
"Make your penis 3 inches longer."
"Grow Muscle Mass without exercise."
"Horny cheerleaders wet 4 u"
"Run virtually forever without breaking a sweat."
Good luck to the SPAM Assassin folks if I can't tell the difference.
Re:And where.. (Score:5, Funny)
(checking).....(done)
Well, I've got a very high potential of increasing penis and breast size. And if I act now, I'll get double the 'supplements'.
Great... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Supermen or Superwomen? (Score:2, Funny)
Where's my warranty card? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:5, Funny)
Spider-Man? (Score:3, Funny)
My evolution is speeding as you read this. (Score:3, Funny)
Do people still use it? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:hmmm... (Score:1, Funny)
Ideally, we should only allow someone to live forever if they are sterile, is that a good trade off?
Re:"Speeding Up Evolution" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Do people still use it? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:jocks (Score:1, Funny)
Re:"Speeding Up Evolution" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Do the Evolution! (Score:2, Funny)
"Jack's mom let him grow horns! Why won't you just let me get tusks?"
And Where can I buy my super-sex bot gene? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:We're gonna need new bayesian filters (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Spider-Man? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Lack of diversity can kill us. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Problems with longevity (Score:2, Funny)
So, theoreticaly, I could greatly enhance my lifespan simply by sleeping more, avoiding stress, and never exercising?
Did anyone else read the header and think... (Score:1, Funny)
Speeding up Evolution? Right... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Supermen or Superwomen? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Superman? In whose eyes? (Score:2, Funny)
> child with a stocky figure in a girl?
More likely the waif look would fall by the wayside as every girl now will have an iron tight, thin waist but wide, doorway scraping hips and a full round ass. (Not to mention full, bicycle inner tube-sized lips and heavy, pendulous D-sized breasts with dark, 6" diameter areolae "ah-REE-oh-lay".)
May I quote from Holy Writ?
"I like big butts,
And I cannot lie.
You other brothers
Can't deny
When a girl walks in
With an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung."
Re:Slightly off topic... (Score:1, Funny)
You vote democrat, don't you?