The Speed Of Gravity Revealed 935
redwolfoz writes "New Scientist is reporting that the speed of gravity has been measured for the first time. 'The landmark experiment shows that it travels at the speed of light, meaning that Einstein's general theory of relativity has passed another test with flying colours.' Researchers made the measurement of the fundamental physical constant with the help of the planet Jupiter. One important consequence of the result is that it will help constrain the number of possible dimensions in the Universe."
Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
Flying Colours (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
Not working? You must not be trying hard enough.
Uh-oh (Score:4, Funny)
Practical Applications (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow. (Score:2, Funny)
Try telling Sonny Bono that.
Re:Practical Applications (Score:2, Funny)
Ideas, anyone?
Re:Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
Thats the Hanna-Barbera Law of Special Relativity.
Re:Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
Speed of light? (Score:4, Funny)
When I fall down drunk I never thought I was moving that fast.
Actually there is something faster than light... (Score:5, Funny)
--Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
Re:Wow. (Score:4, Funny)
Or Pamela Anderson, for that matter.
Re:Woh, man. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow. (Score:3, Funny)
I've had good luck so far just not looking down, and not reading the sign.
Modulating the Speed of Gravity (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sorry if i'm Skeptical (Score:4, Funny)
It's all a big scam. I bet George W Bush and the DMCA are behind it, having been bought by Microsoft!
Gravity Weapon: Wide-Spread Effect (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Cowardly for a reason! (Score:4, Funny)
Speed of Darkness... (Score:5, Funny)
Bagh humbug!! (Score:5, Funny)
I had to walk up hill to school both ways and because of gravity, I liked it!
it's not circular argument (Score:5, Funny)
school lunches (Score:2, Funny)
Awwwww, yeah! (Score:5, Funny)
YESSS! In your FACE, Infinite-dimension Universe theorists! You SUCK!
Yeaaaaah! Gimme one up top, bro!
Re:Wow. (Score:2, Funny)
Gravity works because we believe in it. Just stop believing in it and it will stop working.
Ah, you must be referring to flying [hhgproject.org]:
There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day and try it. All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt.
Re:Event Horizon (Score:4, Funny)
Bastard. I'm going to have sleepless nights trying to figure out what the hell you mean by that. This is not the kind of concept mere mortals like me should have to deal with while sober.
Well... (Score:1, Funny)
Kudos Skyshadow.
Moderation observations, while sometimes entertaining, are probably best left without indepth examination. For instance: I learned today that Gigi Edgley and her white makeup are offtopic in a Farscape discussion. And, that if you write a technical book which is well recieved and reviewed on slashdot, anything you write will be modded up as informative, including your jokes.
Oddly enough, an AC said it best with, "In Soviet Russia, moderators make YOU laugh." Or something like that.
When I hear "Sonny Bono", I think... (Score:2, Funny)
Sonny Bono's failure to grasp rudimentary physics can be seen as yet another case of evolution in action.
But can Sonny Bono's failure to grasp rudimentary constitutional law [pineight.com] be seen as yet another case of evolution in action?
Officer... (Score:5, Funny)
And THAT'S why, officer, your radar reported that I was going 60 in a 40 zone!
Whew! (Score:2, Funny)
You're damn right. I was worried.
Dimensions running rampant without limit... what's next, violent television and people masturbating???
It's a sad, sad world. Good thing we have that dimensional problem under control!
Dammit! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Event Horizon (Score:2, Funny)
actually, i think the fact that it is named "light" is the reason it can travel at "the speed of light".
Re:Wow. (Score:1, Funny)
As soon as the character looked down and saw that they are over a cliff, they started falling down.
Re:you slowing down? (Score:3, Funny)
Technically c is just under 3E8 m/s. So you're constantly moving backward?
What the physics geeks really think (Score:5, Funny)
"Remember the Unified Field Theory? Well, forget it. Physicists have pretty much thrown in the towel on unifying gravity with the other elemental forces, so now we have the Standard Model, which says that everything works together in intricate harmony except gravity, which is on holiday in Tasmania and need not concern us further."
- Jon Carroll on the Higgs Boson
Re:Officer... (Score:3, Funny)
And THAT'S why, officer, your radar reported that I was going 60 in a 40 zone!
Well, no wonder you had a problem. The speed of light is ten times slower in your universe that in that of the officer's. When his radar beam slowed passing into your frame of reference, your apparent speed increased proportionally.
But just try explaining that to a jury.
That's why scientists changed the speed of Light (Score:3, Funny)
"Of course not. That's why scientists changed the speed of light in 2208."
Travelling at the speed of light? I think not... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
The cat has to land on its feet, the toast has to land on the buttered side, so you can't fall!
Re:Wow. (Score:3, Funny)
That, or I underestimated the grave state of public school education
Not quite (Score:2, Funny)
The solution, of course, was to put my colleague in a vacuum and repeat the experiment. I'm at work right now and work sucks, so creating a vacuum wasn't a problem. My coworker was still dazed by my earlier experiment, so that posed no problem.
Lo and behold, your proposal was correct! I'm sure that if my cohort was still alive he'd be just as thrilled as I am!
Thanks!
-Cybrex