Incredible Images of the Sun 239
shelterit writes "A new swedish telescope facility in La Palma uses a new technology to remove the blurriness of the atmosphere to snap new and astonishingly sharp images of the sun. Want to have a closer look at the surface of it? Reminds me of paintings I did as a kid."
The sun?! Where?! (Score:5, Funny)
re Paintings as a kid (Score:5, Funny)
I see (Score:5, Funny)
You're not alone (Score:-1, Funny)
Appology (Score:5, Funny)
Summer Fun (Score:5, Funny)
Just what we need (Score:5, Funny)
Photos like these will show us where the potential landing sites are. Very useful since the lander will have to find somewhere that's not only flat but free of excessive RF noise so that we can communicate with Earth.
So, obviously, someone will ask - How can we possible build something to get to the sun? Well, this is quite simple, Firstly we use regrigeration devices. These will require some considerable energy, as well as a decent fusion power source to keep them going. Secondly, we avoif reflective surfaces. The other thing to remember is that we only need to travel during the night. During the day is when the sun is hottest, so travel at night should help cool us considerably. This will require better propulsion mechanisms that can do the bulk of the travelling in the 12 hours of night.
Mirror (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
The web server seem to be running "hot" as well.
Finally (Score:2, Funny)
Do you have a screen wipe? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The sun?! Where?! (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, I also live in Sweden and post on Slashdot, so I know that of which I speak.
Site is slow -- here's the content (Score:5, Funny)
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Hope that helps to beat the Slashdotting.
Wow...that went fast. (Score:5, Funny)
Look at art! (Score:3, Funny)
If you scroll down to the "bottom" of that image, line yourself up with the very top of that monstrous sunspot and then cut directly left, you can see a nearly perfect image of a face.
*sigh*
Now I guess we sit back and wait for the conspiracy theories to fly.
Funny Swedes! (Score:1, Funny)
childhood pictures (Score:2, Funny)
Reminds me of paintings I did as a kid."
You painted pictures of 404 errors as a kid? Wow. We slashdotted the sun.
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Re:Mirror (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Site is slow -- here's the content (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Look at art! (Score:4, Funny)
It's a miracle!!!
Re:Look at art! (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously though, this is just another example of how the human brain is hot-wired to see faces in everything - even a colon, a dash and a bracket.
Slashdotted (Score:3, Funny)
It's amazing how (Score:3, Funny)
What?
Why are you all looking at me like that?
Mom always told you to not look into the Sun.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mirror (Score:2, Funny)
Re:GIFs??? (Score:3, Funny)
You can see all the horns at the top! Just above the central blackness! It's Satan and his minions! Reverend Bobby was RIGHT! It's the SCIENTISTS and all of their TECNOLOGY have finally!!! opened the DOOR TO HELL!!!!! He said they put DAEMONS in our computers, and on the InterNet, but I didn't believe!
Oh, JESUS, I am heartily sorry for the sins I have committed, and I reject the **EVIL** TECNOLOGY of the SCIENTISTS and their DAEMONS! Have Mercy On ME, oh LORD, and on my brother, Willum Jeffry Scraggins, who now lives in New York under the name of Will Craig, and also on his wife Rachel (though she is an Unbeliever, if you know what I mean).
Re:Mirror (Score:2, Funny)
OH NO!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
If only we had known this before, maybe we could have done something about it!
11:15) Restate my assumptions (Score:3, Funny)
Sometimes the oldest jokes... (Score:3, Funny)