Canadian Astronomers Discover a Magnetar 79
trotski writes "The Globe and Mail is running an article about the discovery of a magnetar star by Canadian astronomers. The star, named SGR 1806-20, is located 40,000 light-years from earth. This neutron star is one of only four magnetars ever discovered. Magnetars are characterized by their huge magnetic fields, billions of times stronger than any magnets on Earth. Apparently, if this star was located as far away as the moon, it could demag floppy disks and suck change right out of your pocket."
Plus, (Score:4, Funny)
Suck Change? (Score:2, Funny)
Wow, imagine what it could do if coins were actually ferrous!
Re:Plus, (Score:4, Funny)
The article doesn't explain how they go about detecting such a star (bring a compass into space and see where it points??), but I found the last line amusing:
"This neutron star could be as small as Winnipeg, but with a temperature several million times warmer," Prof. Safi-Harb said.
A star that is much warmer than Winnipeg; Imagine that!
YARIGISWPT (Score:3, Funny)
if this star was located as far away as the moon, it could demag floppy disks
Yet another reason I'm glad I stayed with paper tape.
-- MarkusQ
Democratic Star (Score:4, Funny)
Magnetar... (Score:5, Funny)
then IRS is a star?... (Score:1, Funny)
IRS does the same, but it's a little bit closer
Soundgarden (Score:2, Funny)
Sure it would be the end of history but it would be the biggest thing in Rock and Roll history. I think it's worth it.
Disaster Area! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Democratic Star (Score:3, Funny)
I found it! (Score:2, Funny)
Ladies and gentleman, I have located the 5th Magnetar... the good ole US of A!
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Laugh while you still have the right..
Yo' da' man (Score:1, Funny)
recollect from here an there [maybe it was Babylon V],
a neutron dense substance is impervious to a magnetic
fields.
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In order to permeate a region filled with a given mass, it
is necessary for the magnetic field to induce"domains"
in a paramagnetic substance,[like from the latin ('pro'
magnetic rah, rah, rah, etc)]
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In all the tiny crystals of metals where the electronic shells
merge together & surge about like schools of tropical fish
in a coral garden we see them setting up counte magnetic
fields that essentially linkthe field[lenz' law] to the other
side in a process called [what else] "connection".
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Magnetomotive Force= Flux * Spacial Impermiability
look it up its the Ohms' law of 'Magnetics'.
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In a neutron star where the body is pure neutronium
[Babylon V rah rah rah} it is difficult to set up domains.
[hey if you know a way you'll make my day & the FBI
will confiscate your PC] See, because when neutrons
decay, positive & negative particles emerge in preservation of the "Conservation of Charge Law" n[0] =e[-] + p [+] but I never
heard of anyone getting a magnetic moment out of
pure neutroniun..
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All you poor souls worryin' bout the neutron star singing your
pants don't worry about it its only a 'gedankenexperiment'
to see if you could follow an argument without being bogged
down in inconsequentials. Actually' all the star, is a burnt out
cinder , you know solar pheonix reactions h+C => N[13?]
etc Got no power. Further, graviton interaction with thermal
molecules would absorb heat until the planet shattered
to become confetti on the star's surface, but very cool.
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Knowledge is power, don't expect to find anything substantial
on a page labeled nasa.gov. They got the power & you move
the boxes. uh oh I think I just lost my benny points
SPQR
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Re:YARIGISWPT (Score:3, Funny)