NASA Has Plans for 2nd Space Station at L1 439
Keith Gabryelski writes "New Scientist has an article on NASA's unveiling of a "blueprint for the future" of space exploration. It entails a Space Station 5/6ths of the way to the moon. In other news, radiation sheilding on the space station isn't so good."
summmer home (Score:0, Funny)
yeah but... (Score:5, Funny)
but my tan is great!
Space tourims (Score:3, Funny)
And where can I pre-order a ticket?
Plan ahead. (Score:5, Funny)
I think the key to preventing this is to pack enough food that the astronauts are not forced to resort to cannabalism.
Radiation is a solved problem (Score:2, Funny)
Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Radiation is a solved problem (Score:4, Funny)
Re:cant even afford current station (Score:5, Funny)
Home on Lagrange (Score:5, Funny)
Home on Lagrange
Oh, give me a locus
Where the gravitons focus
Where the three-body problem is solved
Where the microwaves play
Down at 3 degrees K
And the cold virus never evolved.
Re:Radiation is a solved problem (Score:2, Funny)
But NASA would have finally achieved the alchemists' dream of converting lead to gold. (Or at least making it many times more expensive than gold.)
Re:Plan ahead. (Score:5, Funny)
Why get upset? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Plan ahead. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Radiation is a solved problem (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Space tourims (Score:1, Funny)
Great ... spill the beans ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Plan ahead. (Score:4, Funny)
Madhouse: Satirized for your protection. [insaneabode.com]
Good. (Score:3, Funny)
Now if they could also implement R1 and R2.
Re:Acceptable risk? (Score:3, Funny)
Perhaps merge NASA and the Darwin Awards.
Re:I thought an L space colony would look like.. (Score:4, Funny)
Or just keep pissing on a "starter layer" while working up there from the inside
A glass layer between the outer window and the environment rooms could perhaps keep the outer layer of water or piss cold enough to stay frozen.
I saw a documentary on WWII guns the other day. If your gun jammed in the cold weather, then pissing on it was a common trick to get it working again.
Piss can be a useful tool if resources are thin.
The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth (Score:2, Funny)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
Build an annular habitation module!!!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Radiation is a solved problem (Score:2, Funny)
usel Light Lead!! (TM). Problem solved.
Now where's that patent form...?