New Moon for Uranus 61
Spudley writes "With a headline that is just begging for puns, the BBC has a story about a new moon that has been discovered around Uranus. I wonder if this one will turn out to be a old rocket engine too?"
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
That's no small moon... (Score:5, Funny)
Migration (Score:1, Funny)
Futurama (Score:2, Funny)
In the year 2869 Uranus has been renamed due to all the bad jokes about it. Now its Urectum.
It has rings too (Score:5, Funny)
Re:FYI (Score:2, Funny)
Object around Uranus (Score:2, Funny)
Re:oh man. The punsters are gonna have a field day (Score:2, Funny)
Who knows, perhaps in some languages "Neptune" means "f*ck your mother". And "Earth" will get you deported.
Escaping the escape sequence (Score:2, Funny)
That brings up an interesting question: how do you mark an actual ring, such as a ring nebula or a planet ring?
Arrows? Okay, but what if the object actually looks like a ring and an arrow together?
A Rectangle? Okay, but what if. Nevermind. If we find a nebula shaped like a ring + arrow + rectangle, then we have far bigger concerns than how to point to it.
There's a ring around Uranus ! (Score:3, Funny)
favourite astronomical fact.