Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon? 696
rRaAnNiI writes "Just read an extremely interesting article about the possibility of having a 'little ice age' quite soon - within a decade.
The frightening thing is that it makes a lot of sense to me. Does anyone know how to build an igloo?"
Does anyone know how to build an igloo? (Score:2, Funny)
News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North America (Score:4, Funny)
My Athlons won' t melt! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? (Score:5, Funny)
But this is slashdot. I suppose we could cuddle up with the stuffed penguins instead.
Ice Age? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm still living in my igloo, is Y2K over yet?
Re: "Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon?" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri (Score:3, Funny)
hmph! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ (Score:1, Funny)
Re: "Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon?" (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? (Score:1, Funny)
Woohoo! (Score:2, Funny)
This is actually good news, at least now we can hold another "Elfstedentocht" again here in the Netherlands. Then again, having -20 degrees celcius all year round might not be as fun as it seems, though it would rock for once to have said "Elfstedentocht" in July... ^_^
Then again, I was expecting global warming which would place my town right next to the sea. I already had a burger stall planned out to make money on the German tourists... :(
FATBASTARD CAUSES GLOBAL CHILL.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Year without a summer (Score:3, Funny)
Yawn.... (Score:2, Funny)
Just wait a darn minute! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Why build and igloo? (Score:2, Funny)
Two ways (Score:5, Funny)
The Earth's climate is getting warmer.
The Earth's climate is getting cooler.
Whichever we see, we know it was the fault of CO2, right?
Once in a million years, fate conspires against us (Score:5, Funny)
I kid you not, last year NASA published an article claiming that from the years 1976-1984, that side of the planet actually heated the sun, not the other way around.
Our only chance, is to pull as many MicroVaxen as we can out of retirement/storage, and strategically place them throughout the North Atlantic. If we start soon, maybe we can end this ice age before it even begins!
Consider the CPU temperature poll (Score:3, Funny)
Re:History Lesson (Score:4, Funny)
At last!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? (Score:5, Funny)
1. Make sure the snow is really hard on top, and at least 4' deep. Make sure you're wearing your snow-shoes or you'll fall through!
2. Use a long, thin, "snow-cutting" saw to cut the snow into curved-rectangular blocks.
3. Starting at the base, line the outside of the igloo with the blocks, being sure to leave room for a doorway. You'd be surprised how many hosers forget this!
4. After each layer, have a beer. This only works if you drink Canadian beer. That's MOLSON Canadian, not that "Canadian budweiser" crap. You can rest your beer on the ice blocks to keep it cold.
5. As you get to the top and can no longer reach high enough to put any more blocks up, just give up. Who needs an entire igloo anyway? That can be your "breathing hole".
6. It'll still be freezing, because this is Canada, after all. Build a fire inside your igloo.
7. If your hole isn't big enough, some of the ice on top will melt. This is normal. If your entire igloo melts, it's too warm for igloos right now. Wait until igloo season.
8. Since there's no power outlet, you won't be able to watch Hockey Night in Canada in your igloo. Go back to your house and watch it there.
This is what I can remember from grade 3, so don't quote me on anything.
Re:History Lesson (Score:2, Funny)
Kinda like a big cellphone, cept the radiation actually does hurt you...
Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon? (Score:4, Funny)
Sheesh, the things that mkae headlines nowadays.
Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply (Score:3, Funny)
Can anyone say "soilent green"?
I also hear insects can be quite tasty..
Re:Two ways (Score:3, Funny)
(1) CO2 causes global warming. Suppose that's happening, then-
(2) ice cap melting: Huge amounts of fresh water dump into the oceans. That IS happening- it's been observed. So-
(3) fresh water disrupts the ocean's convection currents, as is being reported here. At which point-
(4) Ice age. At least you get your ice cap back- at least in some places maybe! The energy in the system is still elevated, but now you have a dramatically different climate picture- and that is how you get 'warming' and 'cooling' at the same time. At which point-
(5) "Whoa." The global climate goes completely chaotic, with the oceans no longer in a metastable state, and the energy from the warming producing wild variations in local weather patterns. It may stabilize at some point. It may not. Chaos means you can predict the general range of behavior, more or less, but you can't predict it literally.
(6) Invest in emergency rescue technology for weather catastrophes. Mother Nature is about to kick our ASS, and we've nobody to blame but ourselves- and our bad luck to be doing what we do at the time we're doing it. Things would probably be getting nasty even in Greenpeace-eco-treehugger-world, but that's not the world we live in, and the difference means that things will get UGLY.
Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? (Score:3, Funny)
Yes.
Yeah right... (Score:1, Funny)
Who'll give me some odds... (Score:2, Funny)
Of course, that's just a rough estimate based on made-up evidence with a full support of studies that were conducted entirely within my head.
Penguins (Score:5, Funny)
Thousands upon thousands of penguins living in the southern polar cap. They constantly inhale and exhale the cold air there. Every time they exhale, the air move a little bit north (as everyone of them is always facing north). After some months the whole polar air mass is above the southern continents and it takes another three months for the tropical heath to disperse it. At the same time the penguins are hibernating. Then the penguins wake up and start moving the air again.
An international consortium formed by Autralian, Brazilian and South African tourist industry representatives have a project to kill all penguins (bringing an ethernal summer to the region), but they are being prevented from implementing it by the Greenpeace and a bunch of Linux zealots.
Ice Age Stories - A Conspiracy. (Score:1, Funny)
You can fool some of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time.
Global Warming causes Global Ice Age (Score:1, Funny)
Oh Come On... It Can't Have Taken THIS Long.... (Score:3, Funny)
2. Use a long, thin, "snow-cutting" saw to cut the snow into curved-rectangular blocks.
3. Starting at the base, line the outside of the igloo with the blocks, being sure to leave room for a doorway. You'd be surprised how many hosers forget this!
4. After each layer, have a beer. This only works if you drink Canadian beer. That's MOLSON Canadian, not that "Canadian budweiser" crap. You can rest your beer on the ice blocks to keep it cold.
5. As you get to the top and can no longer reach high enough to put any more blocks up, just give up. Who needs an entire igloo anyway? That can be your "breathing hole".
6. It'll still be freezing, because this is Canada, after all. Build a fire inside your igloo.
7. If your hole isn't big enough, some of the ice on top will melt. This is normal. If your entire igloo melts, it's too warm for igloos right now. Wait until igloo season.
8. Since there's no power outlet, you won't be able to watch Hockey Night in Canada in your igloo. Go back to your house and watch it there.
9. ???
10. Profit!