Elements 116 and 118 are Bogus? 322
prostoalex writes "In this era of corporate misbehavior and overstatement of results who can you trust? Scientific sources, of course. Well, turns out people at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory lied about their discovery of elements 116 and 118. Associated Press has the story, quoting the lab officials charging the researchers with "scientific misconduct"."
Anyone wanna buy my 117 stock? (Score:5, Funny)
And in related news... (Score:5, Funny)
Look on the bright side (Score:2, Funny)
Looks as though they at least get the message that belated honesty is better than none at all.
This is terrible news! (Score:2, Funny)
I just ordered a new case for my dual Athlon Linux box made of Ununhexium [webelements.com] with Ununoctium [webelements.com] details! Man did I get screwed...
This guy is going to be pissed... (Score:4, Funny)
Here is the /. [slashdot.org] story.
In related news.... (Score:4, Funny)
New table of elements (Score:2, Funny)
Choctonium:
Atomic Number: 118
Atomic Weight: Delicious
will now have to be eliminated from the table.
Correct Element Names (Score:2, Funny)
Newsflash: Microsoft claims to "own" Carbon.. (Score:2, Funny)
It makes it so that Microsoft owns everyone, BUT they are only going to charge 1/1000c per year to use each carbon atom. This means that each person only owes a million or so a year. This also helps them control the judges, as they can now technically "own" them too.
A smaller note: now they can sue apple for using the name "carbon" for their OS products.
Only on element 118? (Score:2, Funny)
When will they learn? (Score:5, Funny)
Very silly to pin the blame on one individual in the research group. Don't these guys read? Don't they know disgruntled physicists, especially when they're disgraced atomic/nuclear scientists, always come back as super-villains to wreak their vengeance on their enemies and an unsuspecting world?
How long before their suspect builds himself an atomic-powered titanium alloy suit with miniature particle accelerator blasters?
Mmm... (Score:2, Funny)
Martin: "Delicious?"
Krabappel: "Correct. I would also accept snacktacular."
Interesting... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is terrible news! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And in related news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In related news.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Only on element 118? (Score:5, Funny)
The compound is usually responsible for melting down servers (unless they're powered by Linux running on a Game Boy or C64!)
Re:And in related news... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Old News (Score:3, Funny)
Thanks alot dimwit (Score:1, Funny)
Element Naming (Score:3, Funny)
"Fibbium" and "Bogusium"
Re:Ninov also discovered 112 (Ununbium) (Score:1, Funny)
Don't tell me.. (Score:3, Funny)
Wake up call: More Fraud and Fabrications (Score:1, Funny)