The Dangers of Being A Microbiologist 304
Anonymous Coward writes "Globe and Mail is running a story for all the paranoid conspiracy theorists among us: "Eleven microbiologists mysteriously dead over the span of just five months.... Throw in a few Russian defectors, a few nervy U.S. biotech companies, a deranged assassin or two, a bit of Elvis, a couple of Satanists, a subtle hint of espionage, a big whack of imagination, and the plot is complete, if a bit reminiscent of James Bond.""
Ah ha! (Score:2, Funny)
"Wait, this isn't my drink! AARRGGHH!!"
Elements of madness (Score:2, Funny)
You forgot CowboyNeal.
Plot not yet complete (Score:5, Funny)
Ahhhh, the simplicity of safe-guarding IP.
Spoiler Warnings???? (Score:4, Funny)
(apologies to the Beastie Boys)
Re:Elements of madness (Score:2, Funny)
measurement may affect results (Score:2, Funny)
1. microbiologists might start being more careful
2. people might try to kill more microbiologists, since it's the popular thing
3. contrarians (which many murderers are) might decide not to kill microbiologists, it being too passe
4. other effect
So, by all means, let us continue our scientific observations, but keeping in mind that the act of observing may influence the results, and may be dangerous to your health (if you are a microbiologist)
Where's JonKatz when you need him? (Score:1, Funny)
Olympic games (Score:2, Funny)
Tom Clancy, the Nostradamus of our time.
//Humming
Acceptable risk (Score:1, Funny)
The cast of characters.... (Score:3, Funny)
I give up. Is this MTV's latest The Real World cast? Where's the loveable, misunderstood homosexual?
- A.P.
Re:"Exposure to Nitrogen"? (Score:2, Funny)
Chilling idea, actually...
Re:The Microsoft Conspiracy! (Score:2, Funny)
The fact that the parent comment is currently ranked "+1 Insightful" makes me want to spoonfeed myself 10 kilos of ebola. If this weren't Slashdot, I'd swear the end is near...
Re:Heh... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Pagan != Satanist!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Pagan != Satanist!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Aluminum foil doesn't work!
The control waves are tuned to Periodic Table group 14 -- carbon for controlling humans, silicon and germanium for controling transistors. You accordingly need to protect yourself with one of the group 14 metals -- either genuine tin, or lead. Aluminum doesn't work!
Zodiac (Score:3, Funny)
Either that, or I've been reading too much Neal Stephenson again.
When I was in Grad School for Biology. (Score:2, Funny)
Stories like this make me glad I selected something microbe-free for a career.
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Quite frankly, I'm disgusted... (Score:3, Funny)
This new generaiton of Spooks and Operatives dropped the ball again - people are finding out. The just need to keep it simple - a drowing here, a maiming there - and nobody notices. Just like it should be. By now-a-days, these whipper snappers have to get clever - swords, nudity, pagens and these new-fangeled aero-planes. Lets get back to business, and just do our jobs, and leave the 'flair' for the Operatives in San Francisco.