NASA Reports Vast Hydrogen Reserves in Earth's Crust 822
Garin writes: "The Vancouver Sun is reporting that NASA scientists have discovered vast quantities of hydrogen stored in the Earth's crust while they were trying to explain the presence of living bacteria. Could this be the beginning of the end for our dependence on oil? I hope so."
Oxygen crisis in 3000 (Score:5, Funny)
But wait until we've been burning hydrogen-powered cars for a thousand years, locking up all of the atmospheric oxygen in water. People will be gasping for air at sea level, and the 'dead zone' on mountains (which the oxygen level is too low to support human life) will include cities like Denver and Mexico City.
1000 Litres....in Your Dreams (Score:2, Funny)
When asked what this could possibly mean, Dr. Freud said that it meant that he secretly wishes to engage in sexual relations with his mother.
beware! (Score:2, Funny)
Any extraction of this 'hydrogen' should be persued with caution. Especially if this so called 'hydrogen' is in the dangerous dihydrogen monoxide form!
Consider some of it's effects and the consider the whole cover-up and conspiracy [dhmo.org] surround dihydrogen monoxide!
Please, for the children's sake, reconsider!
Re:Hydrogen mining! (Score:2, Funny)
Instead of rocks, use traps. (Score:5, Funny)
So instead of crushing rocks to extract the Hydrogen, we can just pump it up like we do with oil. As an aside, we can pump in CO2 which is much heavier than H2 and solve the worlds CO2 [slashdot.org] problems as well!
Yeah! No more oil dependency! (Score:3, Funny)
We'll just convert the 200 million cars in the country to hydrogen by Friday
It's like being in a Microsoft-free world, it's possible, it will just take time.
Right. (Score:5, Funny)
I can think [exxonmobil.com] of many [bpamoco.com] reasons [chevrontexaco.com] why it won't [congress.gov].
News Flash (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dependence on WHAT? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm still waiting for a "Mr. Fusion" for my car so I can go 1000 miles on two banana peels and a quarter cup of coffee grounds.
And never be late again, either, with the flux capacitor under the hood.
Re:Dependence on WHAT? (Score:1, Funny)
There's one about 93 million miles away from us. Let's send some miner probes out to that one!
Re:Even Larger Amounts (Score:1, Funny)
outstanding job, moderators!
Re:Could it be? (Score:3, Funny)
Larger amounts of hydrogen discovered in sea! (Score:1, Funny)
After a 5 year study, scientists have concluded that the ocean contains as much as two atoms of hydrogen for every one atom of oxygen.
Enough to solve all the planets energy needs!
Re:How bout ethanol? (Score:5, Funny)
Huh? Support for this, please? (Farmers having trouble making their loan payments or going bankrupt I might believe...)
I mean, if they really couldn't eat, they could, I dunno, consume some edible plants. If only there were some way farmers might have access to those...
NASA Reports Vast Hydrogen Rsrvs in Earth's Crust (Score:2, Funny)
Scientist 1: Wow! It's kinda dark down here.
Scientist 2: Just a sec...let me light this match for...