The Sexiest Metal 535
jonerik writes "Denver's weekly Westword magazine has this article on titanium and the attempts to break it out of its traditional aerospace/defense industry niche, including its growing use in architecture, computers, jewelry, sports, knives, cars, medicine, and other areas. The upside: It's as strong as steel but weighs half as much, it doesn't rust, and it's fairly plentiful. The downside: It's expensive compared to steel and aluminum and its high melting point makes it difficult to work with under some conditions. Still, it's nice to see it being used in other applications." Heck, I know someone who used it as his wedding ring. Pretty cool, actually.
Titanium Glasses (Score:2, Funny)
It _is_ the sexiest... (Score:2, Funny)
Hey, sexy is always expensive and difficult to get to work...At least it is for me.
High melting point (Score:2, Funny)
Ti Wedding Ring? (Score:5, Funny)
If you haven't been married for long you probably don't know that sometimes, when people gain weight, the rings start to become, uh, constrictive.
With a traditional soft gold alloy you can snip the tight ring with a pair of bolt cutters or even wire cutters for thinner gauge rings.
With titanium, I don't think you'd have such an easy time removing a stuck ring. A cutting torch is not going to leave much of a finger and using a diamond saw, too, could be real tricky with in vivo parts involved.
Get ready for gangreme to set in, unless you lose a bunch of weight in a hurry or find a good lubricant.
Re:Ti Wedding Ring? (Score:2, Funny)
Cool. An insurance policy I can take out on my wife!
Re:Ti - potent poison (Score:2, Funny)
Watch out for paper, it has TiO2 as a filler.
They're killing us!!!
Where are you getting this info? TiO2 is almost as dangerous as rust.
Are you trying to say that pure titanium is poisonous? If so lets see if we can arange CmdrTaco to transfer you some of my karma points in you can hand me a dust sized piece of titanium before it oxidizes immediatley to TiO2 in the atmosphere.
Titanium reacts almost instantaneuosly to form TiO2 in our atmosphere!
In this forum we will obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Re:Ti Wedding Ring? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Titanium wedding rings (Score:2, Funny)
I guess that wouldn't be a good idea... (laugh, you know you want to!)
Cockring (Score:1, Funny)
You will have to find something else to choke your chicken with....
The bank sent me some titanium sheets... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:And that's why... (Score:2, Funny)
[ducks]
Re:Titanium is also very flexible. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I am partially made of Titanium (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I am partially made of Titanium (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I am partially made of Titanium (Score:2, Funny)
They're your wolverine claws extending. That wasn't titanium you had implanted in your wrist--it was Adamantium!