High Table at Cambridge with Stephen Hawking 219
bughunter writes "Accomplished astrophysicist and SF author Gregory Benford shares a personal account of his recent conversation with Stephen Hawking at Reason Online. As usual, Benford's style is engaging and informal, and this doesn't read like a typical interview. Although the article is short on jargon, Benford and Hawking share insights on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, as such minds are want to do. We even get a glimpse of Cambridge tunnel hacking. Of course, there's also a plug for Hawking's new book, The Universe in a Nutshell."
The Universe In a Nutshell (Score:5, Funny)
How Hawking was typing (Score:4, Funny)
Never mind.
Re:The Universe In a Nutshell (Score:3, Funny)
And more importantly, what animal is on the cover?
Random English. (Score:1, Funny)
At the risk of appearing like a slashdot poster, I will have to correct the original poster's useage of "want." He, of course, should have used "wont."
Tony
Check Out The Hawkman (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Universe In a Nutshell (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory Hawking link (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/hawkingexo.html [theonion.com]
Steven Hawking Builds Robotic Exoskeleton
Conversation Between Hawking and the Mooninites (Score:2, Funny)
"Oh, what about it?"
"Oh, nothing. It's cute. We have five."
"...thousand."
"Yes, five thousand!"
"Don't question it!"
42 (Score:2, Funny)
Um we knoe the answer to this question alredy it is 42!
Re:Poker (Score:4, Funny)
1) He doesn't have any facial give-aways
2) He doesn't have any other physical give-aways
3) His voice can't give him away, as it's the same boring/dreary robot-voice
Combine this with his no-doubt impressive math-skills, he'd only need very little time adjusting his game to the other players give-aways.
Plus he can always distract his oponents by talking physics
Re:penrose's birthday party (Score:2, Funny)
Good Lord! He plays Twister as well?
As if he would even rate with the others there (Score:4, Funny)
The thing I don't get about this guy is that he divorced his wife and then got a girlfriend. Jesus Christ! The man's nearly a vegetable and he still picks up! Just remember that all you lonely programmers - a guy in a wheelchair who can barely chew his own food gets more tail than you!
Meaning of Life? Old News! (Score:3, Funny)
I know it's not always easy to come up with all new topics for an interview, but I think we already know Hawking's views on the meaning of life [mchawking.com]. His philosphy is revealed fairly clearly:
"I'm just chillin' yo, no place to be.
I take another pull off my 40z.
I'm thinking about spinning a fatass tree, a B to the L to the U-N-T."
Or perhaps:
"Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority, because kicking their punk asses be my paramount priority.
Them wackass bitches say evolution's just a theory. They best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me."
Hawking's biggest advantage (Score:3, Funny)
[Teddy KGB]: Hawkeng, you're einto me for 30 deimes. The juice hias bieen running iat 5 points a veek for a month. I miake thiat over 36 large. I'm going to hiave to break your legs.
[Hawking]: Okay.
[Teddy KGB]: Errr, I'm going to break your thumbs then.
[Hawking]: Go ahead.
[Teddy KGB]: Eahhh! (scuttles off in frustration)