New Definition of 'Laser Paper' 8
Judebert writes: "Berkeley Lab engineers have developed a laser system to measure the elasticity of paper as it whizzes by at 65 mph on a conveyor belt. The benefit is environmental and business savings: paper makers don't have to downgrade a whole roll of paper or use extra pulp (with all the nasty side-effects) to achieve desired paper qualities."
Yet another mastercard joke (Score:5, Funny)
Three lumberjacks and a Mill worker: $125,000/year
Machine for Laser Identifying Paper Quality: $250,000
Wiping your ass with the finest toilet paper ever made: priceless