Lance Bass to Continue to Plague Earth's Surface 171
thepooleboy writes "Looks like N'Sync member Lance Bass is NOT going to be shot into space! Yahoo News reports that Rosaviakosmos has not begun talks with Bass or MirCorp. "[Bass' flight] is just an advertising stunt, I can promise you," Spokesman Sergei Gorbunov said. "This is better advertising than he could ever pay for." Good! I'm glad that no cheezy teen pop videos will be staged on the ISS. At least not in the near future..."
I still say they should do it... (Score:4, Funny)
Good (Score:3, Funny)
And Slashdot must be an N'Sync fan. (Score:2, Funny)
I hadn't heard of this at all until I just read it here.
boy band members wanted (Score:0, Funny)
Re:boy band members wanted (Score:5, Funny)
I can't sing; I can't dance. I definately can't write songs or play any instruments. Hell, I can barely dress myself.
Where do I sign up?
I guess he was (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Again... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Send Up Rich People, Get Space Commercializatio (Score:3, Funny)
GET INTO SPACE NOW! FIND OUT HOW! AND EMAIL SPAM@SPAM.TLD! this is not unsolicited mail, free ink refils and pictures of teen girls included in every order!
Lance Bass careening into deep space (Score:3, Funny)
That was my dream. Now I have to find another dream.
Lance Bass (Score:3, Funny)
Re:boy band members wanted (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Lance Bass careening into deep space (Score:4, Funny)
But Commander, I just want to sing .. sing ..
STOP THAT!
In Space, no one can hear N'Synch. . . . (Score:5, Funny)
(Lance Bass): Excuse me, Mister Astronaut, but after all this Tang(tm), I gotta whizz something awful. Where's the john up here ???
(Astronaut): Certainly.... go through that round hatch, close it, and spin the wheel. When the light turns red, press the big red button on the wall, and the door will open to the waste disposal area. . .
(a minute goes by)
(outside view) Lance Bass's corpse floating in vacuum
And people think spending money on the ISS is a waste (evil grin)
You want to get the Earth destroyed? (Score:5, Funny)
We are already under a strict "No Contact" ban in the Galactic Confederation - we go shooting NSync members into space and we will downgraded from "Not ready for contact" to "Dangerous - destroy immediately".
All your Bass are belong to us (Score:1, Funny)
Mod me up, baby