Earth Simulator Sees Green Light 230
burbs writes "Big Blue's dominator is getting closer to being turned on. The Earth Simulator in Japan is, supposedly, the world's fastest parallel-processing supercomputer. Designed for the Earth's weather, the computer should be able to predict climate for the entire planet for thousands of years in a short amount of time."
weather outlook: long cold, dark spells. (Score:2, Funny)
Do they model supercomputer effects on the Earth? (Score:4, Funny)
Result: Global Warming is indeed occuring, but apparently it is mainly IBM's fault.
Re:Simulate wheather for thousands of years? (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe. If that damn butterfly doesn't fart or something.
IBM's dominator (Score:3, Funny)
Ooh, can I do it? I like to turn on dominators!
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me.
Re:Great news! (Score:2, Funny)
There have been notable technical difficulties in getting the system up and running, not least of which involves convincing the engineers that they have to connect more than just the monitor up to make it work even though the results are already being displayed. They just don't get this destiny thing.
Re:Climate, not weather (Score:4, Funny)
Theory indeed.
The Matrix (Score:2, Funny)
Re:1000 years weather? (Score:3, Funny)
If that's what a butterfly can do, I shudder at what might happen in Europe the next time I have a burrito for lunch!
I fart in your general direction! -Monty Python and the Holy Grail