Mice Headed for Mars? 196
MarsOrBust writes: "The Mars Society today announced their next project, called TransLife, will be to send an Apollo size spacecraft manned by mice into earth orbit rotating at Mars gravity. This will be the first time anyone has done research at Martian gravity. The purpose of the experiments is to prove that the transit to Mars, which would take about six months, should be done at Martian gravity. The project would cost about $10 million. In a related article SpaceRef talks about how millionaires are now starting to fund these type of private missions and speculates whether billionaires might fund further space projects." MSNBC has a story.
Pinky And The Brain: Red Planet Madness (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, I can see it now:
"What are we going to do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over Mars!"
Or maybe I just need more sleep...
Finally.. (Score:4, Funny)
(Please don't tell me you didn't get *that* cultural reference...)
And the ship's computers will be running: (Score:5, Funny)
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp. 1983-1992. All rights reserved.
Re:Manned? (Score:2, Funny)
No, it should be moused.
Manned : mousedI hope I got that right. If not, rats.
The answer (Score:5, Funny)
How would they eat their Cheese? (Score:4, Funny)
(I would link to previous article but the search engine doesn't work and couldn't find it on Google
Re:Mice? (Score:2, Funny)
C3P0: "Doesn't look like the princess to me."
Miss Piggy: "Watch it, hardware."
[humor courtesy of http://moviescript.scriptmania.com/starwars/muppet .html [scriptmania.com]]
Track ball. (Score:3, Funny)
Now, what they *should* be using for a pointing device is a trackball. That way they don't have to hold it down and therefore will remain safe. Man these space guys sure are dumb. First it's the whole feet and meters thing, now this.
Thanks God itīs not the moon! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Pinky And The Brain: Red Planet Madness (Score:5, Funny)
"I think so, Brain, but how on earth are we ever going to convince a parrot to perch on a man's penis?"
"You need to turn the thermostat of your brain back up, Pinky. I was *reffering* to the fact that Mars is composed almost entirely of iron oxide, hence its bright red color. Using this coil of cheesewire, three Slashdot first-posters in a giant hamster wheel, the army of fleas that infest your mangy coat, and my Bill Gates automaton, we will turn the planet Mars into a giant, computer-controlled electromagnet!"
"POIT! But will it run Linux, Brain?"
"Hushup, you. Once the magnet is ready, we'll use it to pull the Earth out of its orbit, changing the seasons and altering the climate... That is unless the governments of Earth succumb to my demands and elect me GLOBAL RULER!!!"
"Oooohhh... That's really neat, Brain! But how are we ever going to get to Mars?"
"I have an idea..."
Mouse Suicide (Score:3, Funny)