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on Monday July 21, @01:36AM
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phantomflanflinger writes "The Cern Laboratory, home of the Large Hadron Collider, is fast becoming one of the coolest places in the Universe. According to news.bbc.co.uk, the Large Hadron Collider is entering the final stages of being lowered to a temperature of 1.9 Kelvin (-271C; -456F) — colder than deep space. The LHC aims to re-create the conditions just after the Big Bang and continue the search for the Higgs boson."
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smooth wombat writes "In what can only be considered a bizarre court case, a former nuclear safety officer and others are suing the U.S. Department of Energy, Fermilab, the National Science Foundation and CERN to stop the use of the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) until its safety is reassessed. The plaintiffs cite three possible 'doomsday' scenarios which might occur if the LHC becomes operational: the creation of microscopic black holes which would grow and swallow matter, the creation of strangelets which, if they touch other matter, would convert that matter into strangelets or the creation of magnetic monopoles which could start a chain reaction and convert atoms to other forms of matter. CERN will hold a public open house meeting on April 6 with word having been spread to some researchers to be prepared to answer questions on microscopic black holes and strangelets if asked."
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Higgs Bussom? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Higgs Bussom? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Higgs Bussom? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Higgs Bussom? (Score:5, Funny)
What do you think a large hardon collider is for?
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Re:Higgs Bussom? (Score:5, Funny)
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Coolest place looking for the hottest bang? (Score:5, Interesting)
I find it ironic or at least counter-intuitive that it's necessary to create one of the coldest spaces to look for particles that flourished when things were at their hottest. It makes sense once explained, but I doubt Joe Sixpack would stick around long enough to hear it, let alone grasp it. They just think this thing is going to make a black hole that eats the planet.
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Re:Coolest place looking for the hottest bang? (Score:5, Funny)
One of my little sisterâ(TM)s friends told her in serious horror that âoethe scientistsâ were going to destroy the earth with this device.
Talk about dumb! Doesn't she realize it's not just the Earth, but the entire Universe that is on the line here?!!!
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Dark Knight sequel? (Score:5, Funny)
Trying to discover a hypothetical elementary particle, or trying to create Batman's next villain [youtube.com]?!
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Warning! (Score:5, Funny)
Tongue contact with cold collider parts can result in serious injury.
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Re:Warning! (Score:5, Funny)
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Ah now I see... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Ah now I see... (Score:5, Funny)
When they create a black hole and destroy the earth, they can say "but it was such a cool experiment..."
Actually, they can't.
Unless they synchronize the destruction with a space tourism trip.
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Everybody! Start checking for suspicious space flights!
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Re:Ah now I see... (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, they can't.
Unless they synchronize the destruction with a space tourism trip.
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Everybody! Start checking for suspicious space flights!
I heard every single one of the bastards has a towel and an electronic thumb all prepared.
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Bring it on (Score:5, Funny)
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Infinitely Improbable (Score:5, Funny)
The collider is so cool you could keep a side of meat in it for a month. It is so incredibly hip it has trouble seeing over its own pelvis. Hey, you sass that hoopy large hadron collider, there's a frood that really knows where its towel's at.
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obligatory bash.org quote (Score:5, Funny)
[TheXPhial] vaccuums
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
[TheXPhial] black holes
[Guo_Si] Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
[TheXPhial] lava?
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uneconomic (Score:5, Funny)
Have you seen the cost of this large hagrid colliding thing? What is the point of wasting all that tax money looking for that higgs boson that, when found, will probably have been stepped on or at least be all dirty. Wouldn't it make more sense just to write the boson off at the next inventory count and just requisition a NEW higgs boson from stores?
Okay, we need to be more environmentally aware now, and less wasteful of materials but this just confirms what people have told me about these CERN guys; they just take stuff to extremes.
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Re:Can someone code up a clock? (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Can someone code up a clock? (Score:5, Funny)
Assuming that the LHC will destroy the Earth, this countdown is also the number of days left to lose your virginity.
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Re:I thought.... (Score:5, Informative)
Because its not being built by Americans. It's being built by European Organization for Nuclear Research, A.K.A. 'CERN [wikipedia.org]' (Conseil Europeen pour la Recherche Nucleaire). Thats why its not in the USA, and why its in France.
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Re:Curious... (Score:5, Informative)
No. Superconductors generate exactly ZERO ohmic heating when current passes through them.
Not "some", but absolutely ZERO heating.
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Re:Curious... (Score:5, Informative)
Nope. ANY superconductor has zero resistance. That's actually a part of definition for a superconductor.
Even high-temperature ones (with some caveats near critical temperature and in strong magnetic fields) have zero resistance.
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Re:Curious... (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Another example of useless science journalism (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:!news (Score:5, Insightful)
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