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Schoolboy Corrects NASA's Math On Killer Asteroid
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kdawson
on Wednesday April 16, @12:22AM
from the little-child-shall-lead-them dept.
from the little-child-shall-lead-them dept.
spiracle writes "A German schoolboy, Nico Marquardt, has revised NASA's figures for the chances that the Apophis asteroid will hit earth. Apparently if the asteroid hits a satellite in 2029, its path could be diverted enough to cause it to collide with Earth on the next orbit, in 2036. NASA had calculated the chances as 1 in 45,000 but the 13-year-old, in his science project, made it 1 in 450. NASA agreed." Update: 04/16 16:47 GMT by Z : This is not entirely accurate, it turns out — more details.
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Not peer reviewed. (Score:5, Funny)
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Other news stories on this (Score:5, Informative)
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Friday the 13th (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Friday the 13th (Score:5, Interesting)
So a little less than 1 Mt St Helens then.
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His peers (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:His peers (Score:5, Funny)
"But if we make it strike the Earth and not one of those sattelites in 2029, the probability of it striking the Earth in 2036 is NIL. NASA agreed."
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Re:Not peer reviewed. (Score:5, Informative)
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Oh, greeeaaaat. (Score:5, Funny)
And thanks to little Nico, we now know that the likelihood of this happening is one thousand times greater than we thought.
Thanks, little buddy! You're a regular ray of sunshine.
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Re:Oh, greeeaaaat. (Score:5, Funny)
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Oblig. (Score:5, Funny)
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Damn him! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Damn him! (Score:5, Funny)
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Unix 1 - Humanity 0 (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Unix 1 - Humanity 0 (Score:5, Funny)
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Either NASA was using FORTRAN again... (Score:5, Funny)
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Dang (Score:5, Funny)
"... and for my science project, I proved NASA wrong and made a discovery of potentially epic proportions..."
Kindof tough to follow that one.
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Hang on ... (Score:5, Interesting)
Next week: 13 year old boy discovers new chemical reaction in which a combination of scientifically illiterate PR bunnies and sub-editors produces large quantities of bullshit.
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Re:Hang on ... (Score:5, Insightful)
Right, but the asteroid has hit a satellite between now and then, a satellite which has, apparently, increased its chance of hitting earth from 1 in 45000 to 1 in 450, which means that its trajectory has changed fairly significantly. In particular, its orbital period has probably changed, which makes it seem unlikely that we can say anything accurate about an impact time 7 years later. There's only a four hour window to hit the Atlantic.
Not only that, but the Atlantic only covers one fifth [wikipedia.org] of the earth's surface, which means that even if, despite all the uncertainty, we knew exactly what time it would hit the earth, the Atlantic would cover at most about one half of the target. So I very much doubt that anyone who knows what they are doing would be prepared to "agree" that it will hit the Atlantic.
So I smell bullshit in the science lab. To be fair, it's possible that a bad translation from the original German article was required as a catalyst.
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I want to see NASA's acknowledgement he is right (Score:5, Insightful)
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Original article (Score:5, Informative)
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Um, was this by any chance an April Fools paper? (Score:5, Insightful)
So far, doing well.
Then we hit the big problems. First, we have the scare factor of "40,000" satellites surrounding Earth. Most of which, actually, are in LEO, with a few more in geosynchronous orbit. Which makes the space around the Earth only about 99.999% empty space, rather than a few more nines. As it turns out, space is big.
But it sounds good to imply that somehow there's this asteroid belt around the earth, and that the "killer" asteroid might hit a satellite.
Well, WHICH ONE? They have a lot of different masses, they are going in different directions, and we pretty much have to get a specific momentum change in the right direction in order to get just the right perturbation. Hitting a small piece of space junk is one thing, but the variation in weight of those "40,000" satellites is orders of magnitude. And that makes a big difference in orbital perturbation, even if the difference in orbital velocity is small compared to the velocity of the asteroid. We're talking about a subtle effect here.
And let's not figure in things like elastic collisions, off-center collisions, pieces flying off, or anything else. Nope, it's gonna happen perfectly, just like that seven-ball four-cushion bank shot we all can hit again and again.
Heck, they even called the pocket. Right into the Atlantic, after an orbit measuring in the decades. Now I will grant that the orbit is pretty well known, but again, that little "satellite assist" must be just precise as heck.
A nice touch gives us the "destroy both coasts and darken the world indefinitely." While it's good to be so certain, couldn't they be more specific about the method of destruction? Seeing as how they apparently know everything else, and all.
And finally, we have the 450:1 odds. Not 500:1, and certainly not 1000:1, but exactly 450. Cool. About as believable as my old homework excuses, but infinitely cooler. Can you say "significant figures"? I knew you could.
I think it's what you get when you let AFP (my source of news of the world for sure) loose in spring.
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Re:Damn zeros (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Damn zeros (Score:5, Insightful)
Or faced political pressure to predict something other than a fairly decent chance of doom. I mean really: does anyone think a 13-year-old outsmarted every scientist at NASA?
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Re:No suprise here... (Score:5, Insightful)
Btw, in case you are not aware, the NEO office is at JPL--not JSC. And JPL is run by Caltech for NASA--not directly by NASA.
Now that we have that cleared up you should feel free to continue your bullshitting and insinuating via hearsay.
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Re:DOUBLE OH-NOES!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait...
Better add Keannu Reaves to the 2029 roster.
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