Researchers Create a Protein Map of Human Spit

Ant writes "United States researchers have identified all 1,116 unique proteins found in human saliva glands. It was a discovery they said on Tuesday that could usher in a wave of convenient, spit-based diagnostic tests that could be done without the need for a single drop of blood. As many as 20 percent of the proteins found in saliva are also found in blood, said Fred Hagen, a researcher at the University of Rochester Medical Center in New York who worked on the study."

Can't use this test

in Singapore. Damn shame...

why can't people use the subject field

correctly?

easy way to get 100% of the proteins

punch them in the mouth a few times.

i call dibs on the patent to beating patients as a diagnostic tool.

anyone want to participate in clinical trials?

Damn

I read it as "Researchers Create a Protein Map of Human Spirit." Much more interesting that way.

How is this test administered?

Does this mean I have to take my girlfriend into the lab with me, whenever I want to get tested?

Yeah, I know, Slashdot == no girlfriend. Save your reply.

Re:How is this test administered?

Who said the poster isn't a lesbian woman, talking about her girlfriend?

Sure, I know you're thinking "this is Slashdot, it's full of virgin nerd males, why would there be any lesbians posting on here"? Well sir, I believe that's just the sort of close-minded thinking that keeps hot lesbians off of Slashdot. To think, if it weren't for intolerant bigots like yourself Slashdot would surely be awash with not just lesbians, but promiscuous heterosexual women and even adventurous bisexual female couples looking for a third. You sir, should be ashamed of yourself.

heh.

build this diagnostic into paving slabs and fit it in the far East and you could test 98% of the population in a couple of hours I reckon. Seriously, what is it with spitting in the street out there? Yeah, yeah - kinda off topic.

At first I wanted to make a funny

but after rtfa, I must say it is pretty cool. The spit based tests would make the trip to hospitals whole lot less stressful. However what is not mentioned is reliability of these tests, or mainly how many false positives it gives for let's say breast cancer. If 100% of women with breast cancer have a certain protein, but also 60% of women who don't have breast cancer have that same protein, it makes the test...well less effective.

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As long as you know reliability scope of test, i.e. that it gives false positives and never false negatives, test is worth it.

Simple test like this could be very effective at bringing up potential problems which can be investigated and verified by more acc

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I suppose if the processing of the spit is cheap enough it could be used as some sort of preliminary test.

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but after rtfa, I must say it is pretty cool.

I decided just for a lark to see if there was a Wikipedia article on spit. And lo and behold, there was an article on both saliva [wikipedia.org] and spitting [wikipedia.org]. The latter is an entertaining read, but the article on saliva is

Fill this, fill that...

Man, it's hard enough to fill those little cups with urine, but now they want a cup full of spit? They'd better have a good, stimulating magazine to help with that, like Texas Chili Monthly.

Protein Map of Human Swallows?

Would that come under biology or ornithology?

Next step.....

is to clone spit so we might finally have a cure for dry mouth. The makers of Gatoraide have called this Frankenscience and tampering with the natural order of things. They've sponsored a bill called "Ban Dolly's Spit". "Where will it end" said a spokesman

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Maybe the fake spit will be developed at Florida's in-state rival Florida State. Then the new product can be called Seminole Fluid.

Thanks, folks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip you waiters.

Easy Nature Paper

Find something like spit, earwax, or the gunk between your toes, do shotgun DNA sequencing, and call it a something-ome. For bonus, you could supply the sequences as an attached PDF file (I'm not kidding, something like this has been done--800 pages of PDF

Why do they call it a "map"?

Genome is called a "map", because you "map" genes to the positions in chromosomes and plasmids. This is the first time I see proteome (idiotic term as well) being called a "map".

Hmmmmm.....

Is that the protein level before or AFTER a date?

Ya know, there are just too many jokes that can be made about this article.....

Like a Family Circus map?

Mt. Hoark
Drool Falls
Booger Bayou
Loogie River
Ptui Peak

Yes...

They collected saliva from a whopping 23 people to come up with this wonder list of proteins. Ever heard of genetic variation? dot dot dot seems appropriate...

Re:Yes...

Funny thing is, companies like Genova Diagnostics of North Carolina [gdx.net] have been doing saliva hormone testing for several years now and have touted it as the only way to get true levels of estradiol, testosterone, cortisol, progesterone, DHEA and others. A doctor that I worked for 3-4 years ago to set up a fellowship in functional medicine was big into saliva testing and hormone balancing based on these saliva tests, and she's still doing some good work today. I know she's worked with lots of patients, mostly premenopausal and menopausal women, and has helped them with maladies that go along with menopause like headaches, osteoporosis, and all the uncomfortable changes that go along with the big change in life. Biggest problem she's had is getting the mainstream insurance companies to accept her work and the work of others that have gone toward supporting the use of saliva hormone testing.

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I know she's worked with lots of patients, mostly premenopausal and menopausal women,

So you mean all women?

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You're using the term "pre-menupausal" in a very specific way, like pre-eclampsia. You mean "in the stages immediately preceding menopause", but to someone not in the field, pre-menupausal can appear to indicate the stage of life before menopause starts--a

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What is "As many as 20 percent of the proteins are found in saliva are also found in blood[...]" supposed to mean?

That more than 80% of those proteins aren't found in blood?

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What is "As many as 20 percent of the proteins are found in saliva are also found in blood[...]" supposed to mean?

About 20% of the time, people do NOT secrete blood group antigens into their saliva or other body fluids. Before DNA analysis it was common to