Japan's Unique Cow/Whale Hybrid Experiments 348
RemyBR writes "Controversial scientific research happens all the time, but a review conducted by scientists in Japan uncovered a list of 'bizarre' trials - including one program designed to crossbreed cows with whales.'Scientists have analyzed 43 research papers produced by Japan over 18 years, finding most were useless or esoteric. The scientific research included injecting minke whale sperm into cows eggs, and attempts to produce test-tube whale babies.'"
Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
Of all the animals you had to pick from you went with cows and whales? Cows and wales? What's next? Sloths and sea sponges? You had the chance to go Island of Doctor Moreau and you tried to recreate a manatee (hello? already exists!) instead of
On the other hand, I could also defend it with other logic, just as solid:
I don't see anything wrong with it. It was all a matter of time before this happened naturally anyways. Interspecies mating happens all the time between donkeys and horses resulting in a mule or hinny. Occasionally squash and pumpkin plants cross fertilize. It's common. Really, it was only a matter of time before a heard of cattle near the ocean resulted in a particularly rowdy bull wandering into the Ross Sea or Pacific Ocean to jump the bones of a minke whale thus creating a hybrid. Who knows, maybe these would be as useful as mules are? I'm sure the poor of third world countries could use another pack animal--now for oceanic voyages!
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I think it's going to be a pig-elephant.
(I clicked no karma bonus as it's a pretty weak joke)
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Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
Attempts to directly fertilize a shark egg with a laser resulted in the immediate destruction of the ovum.
Perhaps someday science will answer this question, but for today, we must still dream.
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
However, it will probably end up that a closeted gay, balding school teacher did all the "real" work. Even then, what good will it be if only has one ass?
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*Gets modded to the depths of hell*
*Swears*
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Re:Yeah, right. (Score:5, Funny)
1. Stale Meme, plus
2. "I know I'm going to be modded down."
3. Profit!!
PS. self-referential post FTW!
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tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding
on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see."
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Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Funny)
No kidding! In fact, when I read the headline my first thought is that these guys were experimenting with ways to put a stop to the rampant cow/whale breeding that has been taking place in cities like mine. It's really transformed my neighborhood in such a way that I'm no longer comfortable letting my kids play out front, at least not unsupervised.
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I automatically assumed that's what it was. The intent behind the 'research' jumped right out at me
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No, those rabbits and rats smoked those cigarettes because they thought it would make them look cool. Plus, you know, peer pressure. The guinea pigs were all smoking, and they were the "in" crowd among lab animals, so the rest of the rodents were just trying to fi
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And again, seriously, when was the last time a mouse shaved and went to get a tan on his own?
Do you have any idea how medical research works? You can't ethically use humans, so you find a model organism and hope it's close enough that your results apply to humans. I can't say that that research is good, but there's nothing inherently wrong with that kind of experimental design.
And there's a world of difference b
Re:It's worse, it makes it (sound) xenophobic (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, I do have some idea. And yes, I could also tell you what was the purpose of each of the western experiments I listed.
The point wasn't that Western research is all silly. The point is that you can make anything sound silly, or outright deranged, if you quote selected bits out of context, apply some heavy-handed spin to it, and do it for an audience that's more interested in validating their own xenophobic delusions than in critically thinking about that experiment.
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The question is- Do we, as a race, set about becoming good at techniques such as genetic engineering, or do we sit back and wait for crazy shit to happen (evil billionaires, rogue states etc.)?
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Small problem (Score:5, Insightful)
Nobody EATS IT! The whole things has become a matter of pride, they japanese can't shift the meat without subsidies. It just ain't popular. Now beef. Good beef? That will cost you a fortune.
The reason whale meat was on the diet (when it hasn't been for ages in the rest of the world) was because post-WW2 japan had a food shortage and whale meat was easily available. For all kinds of reasons Japan just ain't a beef country. But that doesn't mean the meat was popular. Before commercial whaling was banned the consumption was already plumetting.
Japanese politics are EXTREMELY controlled by special intrest groups. Far more so then even the US. Would New York keep valuable land for growing grain just a few miles outside the city center? Hell no. Drive out of tokyo were land-prices are insane and you will land right smack in the rice paddies, rice that is so expensive to grow in Japan it makes no economical sense.
The entire whaling debate is just a product of old elite japanese wanting to say NO to the world. No normal japanese person wants to eat it. It is like those people who claim they hunt seals for historic reasons while wearing synthetic clothing and dining on pizza.
Re:Small problem (Score:5, Informative)
I did when I lived in Japan.
Some was for sale at my local supermarket. As sashimi it wasn't very good, but boiled it tasted rather like very tender beef ( with an odd rainbow hue from the fats ). Delicious. My neighbors liked it as well.
While it may not be a staple food, and perhaps the reason for the continued whale hunting is mostly cultural, people in Japan do ( or at least did ) eat whale meat.
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I don't care what the cultural significance is... the worldwide ecological significance trumps any petty local cultural concerns. If it had no impact on everyone else, I wouldn't give two fucks. But whales are important to everyone, not just the Japanese.
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Insightful)
That's why their government is pursuing whaling, trying to get people to eat the stuff and exaggerating the extent to which whaling and whale-meat consumption is a traditional part of Japanese culture.
Personally, the whole thing disgusts me, as does the intelligence-insulting excuse that this has anything to do with science. That includes these bullshit "experiments", which are laughable but (under the circumstances) not particularly funny.
why cows and whales (Score:5, Interesting)
Beware! My knowledge of evolution and cetaceans comes only from Richard Dawkins books which I last read like three years ago (I highly recommend The Ancestor's Tale, if you've already read the classics like Selfish Gene and Extended Phenotype.)
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I don't know why they picked cows, but Japan has a very good reason to pick whales. They are pretty much the only country in the world that engages in whaling and "scientific research" is the only excuse that Japan has to continue this. Oh and "tradition" - never mind the fact that Japanese whale-eating "tradition" was really a byproduct of food shortages after second world war...
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But yeah, the research that was looked at was indeed part of the "research" that the whaling industry sort of conducts in order to keep doing the whole song and dance so they can say they whale for scientifi
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Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Informative)
So it's not completely bizarre, just... mostly bizarre. Yes, whales are artiodactyls, but they're pretty damn highly modified ones: no hindlimbs, nostrils that open on top of the skull, lots of extra finger bones. Even if you got a sperm to successfully fertilize an egg, I can't imagine that the cowhale/whalecow embryo would survive for long when the developmental patterns of the parents are so different. And what would that tell you? Whale/cow love ain't likely to work out? Shit, I could've told you THAT without an experiment. I gotta agree with the critics: this doesn't strike me as serious scientific research. I have a very hard time believing that you could write up a grant proposal for this experiment and get a favorable review.
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Having said that Japan must stop whaling; the rest of the world's govenments must step in and stop the insult to "science" this loophole exploits; stop the IWC 3rd world country votes-for-cash bribery; and the rest of the world's people should boycot her until she does. It's complete and udder bullshit that this $1M industry is allowed to continue (yes, that's "1 Million" with an "M", it hardly even covers the fuel costs to get the whaling fleet into the southern ocean whale sanctuary hunting grounds (yes, that's "sanctuary" with an "i" for illegal breach)).
It's in my cultural heritige to throw rocks at the heads of Englishmen. Well, times change, and we must move on.
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The reason that beef is so expensive in Japan is that they don't have lots of land fit for raising cattle. So even if they create some modified cattle, they still won't be able to profitably raise it. Indeed, it would hurt them: if they proved that it could be done, some US firm will create their own hybrid and grow it in the US, thereby competing with the Japanese whale hunting firms.
Re:Love It or Hate It? (Score:5, Interesting)
Actually, cows [wikipedia.org] (Bos taurus) are members of the Aritodactyla [wikipedia.org] order:
Commingling of sperm and egg will let you know how closely related the molecular recognition is between these related species. Count the number of divisions in the zygote until it fails due to genetic incompatibility, and you have more information on cross-species recognition. Since you already know how closely cows and whales are (by molecular fingerprinting), that will let you calibrate this information.
It's value can be seen in modern cross-breeding of more closely related animals, and how to suppress incompatibilities to allow for valuable traits to be incorporated into livestock from wild cousins.
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Well, this makes some sense. Scientists believe that whales and cows descended from a common ancestor. Evolution detractors use this as a point to mock scientists, since whale tails move up and down while cow tails move side to side, and cows breathe through their mouth while whales have a blowhole on top of their head. It IS pretty apocryphal that two species could vary so much in only 40 to 50 million years in a species that goes deca
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Where's the beef? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Nonsense. That is why there are people. To make and feed cows with no legs and a huge tail.
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Or hearing underwater "moo"'s when I scuba dive.
As Paris Hilton would say... (Score:4, Funny)
That's hot!
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Isn't this how Cloverfield started? (Score:5, Funny)
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My second is having them stationed in Lake Michigan off Wisconsin, to supply the Wisconsin Whale Cheese industry
My third is a bunch of divers having to get up for the 4am milking!
They got that right (Score:5, Insightful)
Whether or not there should be a ban on killing whales is another matter altogether. Wasting time and resources in this manner to circumvent public opinion is another. I'd be pretty pissed if I were a Japanese consumer / taxpayer (depending on who pays for these useless "experiments").
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Either that or God did it.
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It sounds funny now, but... (Score:2, Funny)
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(not my work, by the way - actually the first result on Google, but hilariously bad)
DASTARDLY JAPANESE!! (Score:4, Funny)
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Half bear Half pig (Score:5, Funny)
This sounds like a twisted subplot to an anime... (Score:2)
Seriously. YUCK! What gets IN to these people?
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I'm thinking it's the whale sperm.
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related research (Score:5, Funny)
-how to use less fossil fuels in the preparation of whale meat to abide by the kyoto protocol
-classifying whale meat's umami taste factor
-topological descriptions of various folding models in the preparation of whale meat sushi
most of the scientific papers associated with this vastly important field of scientific research have concluded some amazing scientific findings, samples of the papers' conclusions:
"om nom nom nom nom nom..."
"BURP"
"pass the sapporo, onegai shimasu"
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So it's not like this is some mad scientist thing or anything. Just business. As usual.
TZ
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Japan's research on Whales is like my research on (Score:4, Funny)
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Oh, you meant that the other way.
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Japan's response... (Score:5, Funny)
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Thank Effing God I Have Lived To See These Days (Score:2, Funny)
Anime? (Score:2)
Chicken of the Sea (Score:2)
Big Book O' Mad Science Experiments (Score:5, Interesting)
The Far Side (Score:3, Funny)
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I think a female whale is in fact referred to as a "cow".
Therefore, these experiments are likely whale IVF. Which is still weird, but considerably less so. The real story is Japan's flimsy excuse to do "research" that allows them to continue whaling.
In other words, nothing to see here, move along.
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Cetartiodactyla (Score:3, Informative)
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