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111 Years Ago, Indiana Almost Legislated Pi
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kdawson
on Wednesday February 06, @05:19AM
from the squaring-the-circle dept.
from the squaring-the-circle dept.
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "On February 5, 1897, 111 years ago today, the Indiana legislature very nearly passed a bill 'introducing a new mathematical truth,' that would have erroneously established pi as the ratio 'five-fourths to four' or 3.2. The story explaining the rationale behind the bill and how they were prevented from legislating it when a real mathematician intervened is quite interesting, because the man who discovered the 'new mathematical truth' wanted to charge royalties, which could have made pi the first form of irrational property."
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Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Funny)
Then again, maybe I'll patent 22/7 as a good way to approximate pi. I heard that intellectual property is all the rage nowadays.
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Funny)
For this demonstration of extreme geek knowledge, you win the discussion thread.
All you others can go home...
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Informative)
Does any idiotic thing get modded up as long as it blasts Christianity? Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about the principles of Euclidian geometry.
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Informative)
While the Bible doesn't actually state the nature of pi, and a cubit is an extremely rough unit anyway, it's amusing to note that if you properly define cubit as being a fixed length and assert that the word circular refers to a near-perfect circle, the units just don't work out unless you redefine space, and along with it, Pi. Putting the "fun" back in "fundies".
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Pi%20in%20the%20Bible [everything2.com]
Re:Blashphemy ! (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.khouse.org/articles/1998/158/ [khouse.org] There was an embedded code - a word that was written strangely: It gives an error of 0.00265%. Quite remarkable.
Tabled in the Senate (Score:5, Funny)
IN THE SENATE
Read first time and referred to
committee on Temperance, February 11th, 1897
Reported favorable February 12th, 1897
Read second time and indefinitely postponed February 12, 1897
sounds to me like they just never got a Round Tuit
old news (Score:5, Funny)
In Kansas... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:In Kansas... (Score:5, Insightful)
What's really sad is I don't know if that's a joke or if it's informative.
I mean, and I'm 100% serious here... It could go either way. I have no clue!
Re:In Kansas... (Score:5, Funny)
Once upon a time pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.
Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Poll however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored these conditions on the ground that they were unnecessary, and made her way amongst the complex elements.
Rows and columns enveloped her on both sides. Tangents approached her surface; she became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point she tripped over a square root which was protruding from the erf and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more she found herself alone, apparently in a non-Euclidian space.
She was being watched however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear co-ordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate at once.
Hearing a vulgar fraction behind her, Polly turned round and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once by his degenerate conic and his dissipative terms that he was bent on no good.
"Eureka" she gasped.
"Ho Ho" he said, "what a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see you're absolutely bubbling over with secs."
"Oh Sir", she protested, "keep away from me, I haven't got my brackets on."
"Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator, "your fears are purely imaginary."
"i,i," she thought. "Perhaps he's homogeneous then."
"What order are you," the brute demanded.
"Seventeen", replied Polly.
Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet", he said.
"Of course no," Polly exclaimed indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent".
"Come, come," said Curly, "lets off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit".
"Never" gasped Polly.
"EXCHLF" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He started at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly, all was up. She felt his digit tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence was gone for ever.
There was no mercy, for Curly was a Heavyside operator. He integrated by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way round and did a contour integration. What an indignity. To be multiply connected at her first integration. Curly went on operating until he was absolutely and completely orthogonal.
When Polly got home that evening her mother noticed that she was truncated in several places. But it was too late to differentiate now. As the months went by, Polly increased monotonically. Finally, she generated a small but pathological function which left surds all over the place until she was driven to distraction.
The moral of the story is this: If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom.
Re:In Kansas... (Score:5, Funny)
What's wrong with that? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What's wrong with that? (Score:5, Insightful)
Apparently, you haven't imagined yet what many engineering projects would be like if they assumed that pi = 3.2.
Re:What's wrong with that? (Score:5, Funny)
Just adding fuel to the fire ... (Score:5, Funny)
no wonder you need so many lawyers (Score:5, Funny)
"It is impossible to compute the area of a circle on the diameter as the linear unit without trespassing upon the area outside of the circle to the extent of including one-fifth more area than is contained within the circle's circumference, because the square on the diameter produces the side of a square which equals nine when the arc of ninety degrees equals eight."
Not that other countrys' are any better, I suppose
Strictly speaking... (Score:5, Funny)
The Slashdot headline in 2105 (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:And this is why (Score:5, Insightful)