UK Moves To Allow Human Hybrid Experiments 284
penguin_dance writes "The UK is apparently rethinking its ban on human hybrid experiments. If approved by regulators, '[t]he move opens the door to experiments involving every known kind of human-animal hybrid. These could include both "cytoplasmic" embryos, which are 99.9% human, and "true hybrids" carrying both human and animal genes.' Previous calls for an outright ban on all human-animal embryos outraged scientists, according to the article, who believe that 'work on human-animal hybrid embryos will greatly speed up progress in stem cell research.' The report claims there will be a provision for regulation of the research to incorporate any 'unforeseen developments.' Let the Island of Dr. Moreau comparisons begin!"
It will happen (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Cordwainer Smith & Empire of Man (Score:2, Interesting)
There's no need (Score:4, Funny)
I'm such a bitch...
Re:There's no need (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, well, the average non-slashdot-reader spends his Friday nights in a bar, not in the MMORPG where you live.
Instant dates. (Score:2, Troll)
Okay - so I'm married now so I guess I couldn't buy one. I just don't think my wife would let me keep a pet that looked human and especially not one that tended towards being an attractive nude female. It'd be awful hard to explain to the kids too.
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Naw, they'd be too busy clawing the curtains.
Re:Instant dates. (Score:4, Insightful)
It could all go horribly wrong !
Transhuman critters for all? (Score:5, Interesting)
http://www.roslynoxley9.com.au/artists/31/Patricia_Piccinini/249/ [roslynoxley9.com.au]
Re:Transhuman critters for all? (Score:5, Funny)
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I got forced into moving to a fairly remote area of the deep south about a year ago.
Some of the locals would try to take you to court for using images of their family like that!
Lucky for you, I don't think many of them are
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Bushism comes true? (Score:2, Funny)
The next generation of terrorists may have tentacles.
Re:Bushism comes true? (Score:5, Funny)
Speaking of the Japanese... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bushism comes true? (Score:5, Funny)
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In fact my foremost objection to this kind of experimentation is philosophical, not religious.
If I experiment on my fellow humans' genome I'm going to sacrifice an embryo to do research. To save other people? That's what they say, but it really is "to save other people under our terms". Because profit will be made out of this research, because patents will decide
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Never saw the problem with this - no different than eating sausages.
Just lemme know... (Score:2)
There goes the animal metaphors. (Score:5, Funny)
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What would really piss off Tiffany is if the horse is hung like a human.
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Most offensive joke ever... (Score:4, Funny)
Everyone says "why?"
You put your arms out to either side, fingers curled inwards, and say "coz he was hung like *this*."
Coo Coo Cachoo (Score:4, Funny)
Finally! (Score:2)
Better late than never (Score:4, Informative)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6978384.stm [bbc.co.uk]
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Yirmiyahu 31:26 (Score:2, Informative)
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Actually the relevant verse is Deuteronomy 28:31: "...thine ass shall be violently taken away from before thy face, and shall not be restored to thee..."
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However, it turns out there's only 29 verses in Deuteronomy chapter 29.
Re: Yirmiyahu 31:26 (Score:2)
Finally, (Score:2, Insightful)
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Are there no better ways to spend our money (Score:2, Insightful)
a) Rare diseases. Many people die in poor countries because there is no proper health care. Why fund research with possibly far reaching ethical dilemmas that might one day cure some rare disease when there are millions to be saved?
b) Common causes of death. We now reach an average age of around 80. That's enough. There is no point in following Faust's example with the risk of getting us in
Re: Are there no better ways to spend our money (Score:2)
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The things are going to be destroyed after 15 days - never gets past the 'bunch of cells' part.
No ethical dilemmas to see here... move along...
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Repeat 17 times and congratulations, you're the proud father of the first Chimera(TM) and my God, will you feel sorry for it.
So stop it, before it's too late. We can always start the investigation again if we stop now, but if we continue, we can't undo i
Re:Are there no better ways to spend our money (Score:5, Funny)
Might help find a cure for:
Elephantitus
Dog Breath
Catalepsy
Hare loss (work with me here)
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a) Rare diseases. Many people die in poor countries because there is no proper health care. Why fund research with possibly far reaching ethical dilemmas that might one day cure some rare disease when there are millions to be saved?
That argument doesn't hold a lot of water. The reasons people die in poor countries are economic, not due to a lack medical knowledge, so by your logic, all medical research should stop until we've solved third world economics?
b) Common causes of death. We now reach an av
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About the quality of life: I can't imagine giving everyone a stem cell DNA-replacement treatment (or whatever might be the hypothetical outcome of this research) for free. And, on the off-chance that this will happen anyway, it *will* extend life, whether you like it or not, and open up a whole new bunch of disabilities for elderly people.
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If you want to bring the effects of research on the poor into this, you must either treat all research equally, or show why this research has effects on the poor that are peculiar to it.
Alternatively, you need to come up with a definition of "useful" that includes pure science but not applied science that may provide n
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The promise of this kind of research is always something medical (treat some disease, basically), never fundamental knowledge.
Conseque
Re:Are there no better ways to spend our money (Score:5, Insightful)
Furthermore, I don't expect any great insights from research where the basic target is mixing up genes just for the heck of it and see what comes out.
Um.. That's bascially all that conventional plant breeders do, and you benefit from that every single day.
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Actually, I think plant breeders have a pretty good idea of what they are doing: they cross plants with desirable characteristics. Your argument would actually apply more to certain kinds of pharmacological research where they generate new compounds and
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Your pos
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By the way, if there is no extraterrestial life, you're going to have to wait pretty long for an answer.
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b) Faust is not someone to fuck with unless you're Mephistopheles.
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You know it's true (Score:5, Insightful)
2. Experimenting with human embyos, experimenting on people will dramatically further science and improve life for the rest of us (billions). It means we need to come to terms with the fact that humans are animals as any, and experimentation is required. But how do we do that without allowing for genocide? Not simple problem, but unless we solve it, we'll all be victims to save the few from being victims.
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- What is a human being? What makes us "Human"? I don't mean biogically, i mean philosophically speaking.
- When do we become "human"? Once an ovule is fertilised?
- When there is some cerebral activities?
- Once the heart starts to beat?
- Are few hundreds of cells already a human?
- Can you already consider it as a victim even if there is no developped organs?
- When a body even without a mind can react to stress?
We all want to live longer, healthy and in a securised environment
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That's ok you believe that, as long as you can support it with solid evidence.
Let's leave the proof of God's existence out of the discussion, I want to ask, what means "inherently superior"?
Is it in magical "just so" way superior? Sort of like Aryans are superior to Jews or something?
If you have something else to quite beside the Bible, we're here to hear y
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Well, look, you're the one who came with the claim humans are superior just because [fill blanks], and now escape discussion. Granted, you're free to have all sorts of beliefs based on [fill blanks], but you should expect it to be challenged if it's questionable.
If I gotta give you that: I've no clue if God exis
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You do realize that some of our greatest minds have been religious throughout human history? Of course that doesn't prove anything, other than the fact that your statement (or rather, what you are implying with it) is nonsense.
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thats too much (Score:2)
Makes me think of Bioshock (Score:2)
Seriously though, I think if we get into these waters we may end up triggering some kind of genetic arms race- I can't even imagine.
I also agree with some other posters- don't we have bigger medical crises to spend money on? How about clean drinking water and fighting malaria in Africa?
Ethics versus Personification (Score:2)
So... Let me get this straight; (Score:2)
Spoiler alert on the unforseen development proviso (Score:3, Funny)
It's Ripley with a flame thrower.
Britain is morally bankrupt, some red flags... (Score:2)
Hello, I'm a human/animal hybrid... (Score:5, Interesting)
No really, people using terms like "human/animal hybrid" or "chimera" when talking about DNA modifications are probably trying to scandalise more than inform.
Re:Dibs on Crab People. (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry, Dick Cheney is prior art
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Girls get really offended when you crack out the Thousand Island Dressing, no idea why.
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I'm really curious to find out what your conception of a "human-animal hybrid embryo" is in this context.
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One of the funniest comments I've ever seen on slashdot. I've thought the same thing myself, if a bit less eloquently, far too many times to count.
Re:What on Earth does it mean (Score:5, Insightful)
You really are just trying too hard.
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Let's just call them FRANKENSTEINS, or ABOMINATIONS (caps are mandatory).
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TFA seems to be talking about actual hybrids (they mention that chimeras will be allowed as well, though).
It will only end in tears (Score:2)
http://www.egyptgiftshop.com/images/papyrus/paintings/horus3_large.jpg/ [egyptgiftshop.com]
Does it occur to you (Score:5, Insightful)
Recently we had the case of journos talking up Craig Venter's research as producing "artificial life". I had to read his own original comments to see that he never made that claim, and in fact his own comments agreed with my own Slashdot posting on the subject.
Science is not common speech, and attempts to make it so result in misunderstanding and sensationalism. I don't know who modded this "informative" (presumably the same people who moderated me "overrated" because that doesn't get metamoderated, but whoever you are, you clearly know diddly squit about biology.
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I'm confused. You are saying that the strict technical meaning of "animal" includes humans - fine. So how is "human-animal hybrids" more sensationalistic than "hybrids of humans and other animals"?
To me, the description seems to be technically accurate, if likely to be misinterpreted by some of the non-biologically-inclined readers. Really doesn't seem like they are trying to purposefully obfuscat
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Re:Hybrids (Score:4, Interesting)
I will never understand that point of view. If that being is secured a place in a good family (as pet or child), then what is the ethical problem?
Why is it more moral for a child to be created by rape? A crack whores illicit child? A drunken chance encounter? a one night stand?
What is it people abhor so much about a child or a new species created on purpose?
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Who gets to decide what is human and what is not?
Who gets to decide if its okay to use hybrids for testing purposes since they resemble humans so closely?
Maybe I'm just paranoid, but I don't think humanity is currently ready to answer those questions. Maybe i'm just so cynical that I expect people to fear anything that is near human but not quite.
A child borne of a rape/one night stand is still a human.
Re:Hybrids (Score:4, Insightful)
Who gets to decide what is human and what is not?
The real question should be: who gets to decide that a trait which has been added to the genome by scientists purposefully rearranging DNA is unnatural and makes something inhuman (and thus not subject to existing moral codes), while the odd mutations that have been caused by exposure to radiation, or pollution, or bad drugs, etc. are natural, and that those that bear said mutations are clearly still human?
For the record, I don't think avoiding the issue is right either - regardless of the fact that, yes, we're going to screw things up no matter how we approach this (or any other) new field. I mean really, imagine where we'd be if mankind had just sat around discussing the ethical issues of fire, as opposed to learning what it is and how to harness it. True, we'd never have burned all those people at the stake, but...
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What is it people abhor so much about a child or a new species created on purpose?
There are lots of good reasons to be worried about this. First, there's no way of knowing what the long term medical, biological, psychological etc outcomes would be for the child. There's clearly no medical need at the individual level for this sort of thing (there might be at the social level, but that doesn't count in medical ethics). There's also no notion of consent, you couldn't retrospectivly ask the child whether they agree to be an experiment. So ethically, at the moment at least, it's a non-starter, even within the existing rules of medical ethics.
I agree though that the "ewww" reaction and the 'abhorrence' is a bit irrational and is not a good basis for policy.
Having said all this, medical and biological sciences will advance, and one day we're going to have to deal with this sort of thing as a real possibility. We should be starting to get the ethics sorted out now.
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Suddenly our failed Olympic skier Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards makes sense - always looked like an experiment that went wrong.
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Rather than get into detail, the short of it is this; as long as people are reproducing, humans won't stop evolving.