Female Sharks Can Reproduce Alone 293
mikesd81 writes "The Washington Post has an article about a team of American and Irish researchers that have discovered that some female sharks can reproduce without having sex, the first time that scientists have found the unusual capacity in such an ancient vertebrate species. Their report concludes that sharks can reproduce asexually through the process known as parthenogenesis (the growth and development of an embryo or seed without fertilization by a male). Scientists started investigating after a female hammerhead shark was mysteriously born at Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo in a tank that housed 3 female sharks. It was originally thought one had stored sperm from a male shark before fertilizing an egg. However, baby shark's genetic makeup perfectly matched one of the females in the tank, with no sign of a male parent."
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Female Sharks Can Reproduce Alone
If male sharks had ST:TNG on DVD they'd be indistinguisable from human male geeks.
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Female Sharks Can Reproduce Alone (Score:5, Funny)
So you've met my ex-wife?
Seriously, imagine the shark husbands; "That's not my pup. Who's the father???"
Or trying to explain this to your parents; "But Mom, I didn't. Really Mom."
And now the quotes, "A female shark needs a male shark, like a flounder needs a bicycle." - "All he's good for is opening jars and lifting heavy things." - "Not tonight, honey. I'm already stuffed."
In some ways, it would suck to be a male shark.
Necessary improvement (Score:5, Funny)
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Waddya talking about? They've always done it this way, it's called a Law Degree. Granted, sometimes sex is involved, but it's not a requirement.
All the geeks ... (Score:3, Funny)
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Note to self... (Score:5, Funny)
Womyn rejoice! (Score:5, Funny)
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Sure you might think that, but, without us...who'd mow the lawn, or kill the big scary spider?
On the other hand...the only reason we talk to ya'll...is because you have tits.
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Re:Womyn rejoice! (Score:4, Interesting)
I don't mean to imply that this is evidence contradicting the occurrence of evolution, just that if animals were to reproduce asexually, and thus essentially be clones of their parent, then evolution is not possible for that particular species ?
So what are the benefits ?
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Mutation can still happen. (Score:2)
Viruses don't have sexual reproduction, yet they mutate and form resistant strains.
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Not completely. Clearly the ability to reproduce sexually EVOLVED from organisms that existed before sexual reproduction. But correct in that asexual reproduction can only evolve through extremely slow random mutations. Sexual reproduction allows a very fast way to 'try all the variations' of a gene pool and thus find local optimums for existing conditions.
I imagine that sexual reproduction, for example, allows a spe
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Or the insertion of DNA from, e.g., viruses.
Not at all... (Score:2)
Re:Bacterial Conjugation (Score:3, Informative)
Sure they do. Google for "Bacterial Conjugation". Of course, they don't have genitalia like we do, but they manage anyway. Pretty much all bacteria that have been studied in any depth have been found to use conjugation to exchange DNA. There's even "bacterial porn" online, videos of the conjugation process.
Actually, most of them only engage in sex occasionally, Mostly they reproduce by cloning
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Don't get too excited, women are still going to need us to get the lids off of jars and reverse the car out of the driveway.
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C.J. Cherryh did write a story about male/female role reversal though - the Chanur series. Basically took the idea of 'lions in space' where
John Hammond... (Score:2)
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Maintenance payments (Score:4, Funny)
Is it any wonder then... (Score:2)
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You're mistaken there. Lawyers don't reproduce asexually. But they do kill and consume their mother when they emerge from the womb.
Joke as Corollary: "It is possible to get pregnant resulting from anal sex. This is how lawyers are born."
That's why they keep blowing me off in bars (Score:4, Funny)
"No, that's just wishful thinking," my wingman tells me. "Maybe you should change your socks more often."
Shows him!
Parthenogenesis does not create a clone (Score:5, Informative)
MOD PARENT UP (Score:5, Funny)
And for not making a lame joke about parthenogenesis like I just did.
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This, in turn, would result in "genetically disadvantaged offspring,"
I don't see how clones are necessarily genetically disadvantaged. If you have good genes to begin with then there is no harm in passing on those genes to your clone. Even over millions of years natural selection will still occur and random mutation will introduce genetic variety into clones. I doubt sharks have evolved much in the past million years, why would they be rapidly evolving in the next million yea
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Re:Parthenogenesis does not create a clone (Score:5, Informative)
You've misread the article (which in fairness was not precisely written) and you're misunderstanding how parthogenesis is working here. The article claims only that the offspring is a perfect genetic "match" for the mom, not that it is identical to the mom since it also says the offspring has half the variability. What this means is the genetic test they did not pick up any polymorphisms not found in the mother. That's what they mean by "identical match".
Also parthogenesis does not create homozygotic offspring (although given enough generations it will), the immediate offspring is a result of a fusion event between 2 products of meiosis - the egg and one of the polar bodies. Thus the offspring will have a different genetic makeup to the mother. In particular half (on average) of the mother's heterozygous loci will become homozygous in the offspring. Thus the offspring has half the genetic variability.
This has potentially bad consequences because of the # of recessive lethal alleles the average organisms carry. Think of parthogenesis as the worst form of incest possible.
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Big Deal (Score:5, Funny)
Not sure why the kids are black tho
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They missed the most obvious answer (Score:2)
A virgin birth after all (Score:5, Funny)
Er wait, I'm confused.
Asexual (Score:2)
On Henry Doorly (Score:5, Interesting)
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Dan East
The Immaculate (Score:5, Funny)
They should name the baby shark "Jesus." I think that would be kind of funny.
Great Whites? (Score:5, Informative)
So.. (Score:5, Funny)
Yes and no (Score:4, Funny)
Great White Jesus? (Score:2)
Has anyone looked into the possibility that this infant shark is the Great White Jesus? (I'd hate to be the angel that messed up the avatar selection for the second coming.)
Tags (Score:2)
Sharks.... (Score:5, Funny)
Dang (Score:2)
old news (Score:2, Funny)
species nitpick (Score:2)
"And who can tell me" (Score:4, Funny)
Ferris: "Uhm...Your wife?"
Bueller? Bueller?
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Right actor, wrong movie?
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GAME ON!
nature (Score:2)
It is not as bad as I thought (Score:3, Funny)
Oddy Enough ... (Score:2)
friggin lasers? where's the sharks tag? (Score:2)
I can see it now (Score:2)
Does that make this breed... (Score:2, Funny)
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--AC
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@yg
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The phrase "the conception of Mary" refers to the event that calls Mary into existence, that is the conception of Mary by her mother and father. It should say "the conception by Mary of Jesus", although that would have all kinds of other implications as, according to the belief, it was God who conceived Jesus, not actually Mary.
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Hopefully, you will be more likely to believe that the people at catholic.com [catholic.com] were able to get it right.
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Good to know.
Blows holes in Christian stance on homosexuality. (Score:2, Funny)
Considering the relations Jesus had with Mary Magdalene, I would say the Christian church now has to willingly accept homosexuality.
And this finding diminishes the myth. (Score:2)
Well good! Continue being an atheist. Instead being able to claim it as a miricle, we now know that if there is any truth to the virgin birth story in Christianity, it can be rationally explained without invoking supernatural causes.
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OK... I am an atheist... but this does remind me of a certain story in the bible.
Except the whole virgin birth thing was purely the result of a mistranslation.
It was "young woman", not "virgin".
Of course the nutters can't exactly be honest about it now
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Re:asexual reproduction-Obligatory Wargames Quote (Score:4, Funny)
David Lightman: Umm... Your wife?
Mr. Liggett: Get out, Lightman. Get out.
Answer is a big no. (Score:2)
No unless you want humanity to die off because of genetic mutations. There is a species of lizard that has the female primarily make clones of herself. Even then these lizards still reproduce sexually once in a while.
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Organisms that reproduce asexually won't have this mixing of genetic traits, but will still evolve as a result of random
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All of which depends on insight.
So thank you for the kind words of support.
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I didn't claim that fin soup would rejuvenate you. I just pointed out its traditional reputation, which is the typical starting point for investigation.
And I also pointed out that these reputed and demonstrated properties of shark tissue are explainable by what we already know of stemcells, not "magic".
So take your strawman and your obnoxious trolls and go swim with the sh
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They are, are they? Really? Well, would you care to tell me how? Explain to me how eating stemcells could be rejuvinating. Maybe you can explain how the lack of immunoresponse to shark cartilage can be attributed to stem cells. Hey, maybe you can explain how parthenogenesis has anything at all to do with stem cells.
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Yep, but just think of the webcam site - a thousand webcams scattered all over the clone dorm, each one connected wirelessly to a linux distribution streaming server that has multiple NICs and redundant bandwidth and
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If a chick WANTS to have a kid on their own, they should be able to, without dragging some guy into a long term support commitment by saying 'Guess wot ? Im pregnant'.
If you want a kid together, you still can, and if she wants her own - she can, and no child support liability for a kid that you never asked for. She would only have herself to blame in this case.