Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn 280
Riding with Robots sends us to a NASA page with photos of a little-understood hexagonal shape surrounding Saturn's north pole. "This is a very strange feature, lying in a precise geometric fashion with six nearly equally straight sides," said Kevin Baines, member of Cassini's visual and infrared mapping spectrometer team. "We've never seen anything like this on any other planet." This structure was discovered by the Voyager probes over 20 years ago (here's an 18-year-old note on the mystery). The fact that it's still in place means it is stable and long-lived. Scientists have no idea what causes the hexagon. It's nearly big enough to fit four earths inside — comfortably larger than Jupiter's Great Red Spot. The article has an animation of clouds moving within the hexagon captured in infrared light.
North Pole? (Score:5, Funny)
Mmmm, elves... (Score:2)
Yes, that'll be Saturn Claus, devouring a few stray elves [usc.edu] now that the kids are gone. It's most likely a big hexagonal bloodstain...
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Re:North Pole? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:North Pole? (Score:5, Funny)
A guy gets invited to a hunting lodge one evening, and on his arrival, everyone is having a few beers and taking it easy. Suddenly, one of them stands up and says, "27". Everyone has a bit of a laugh and they clap appreciatively. Another person stands and says, "48." Again this is met with laughter and a few guffaws.
The visitor is perplexed and asks his host, "What's going on here?"
His host replies, "Oh, these guys have known each other for years, so long now that they know all their jokes. So, to save time , they numbered them."
"Oh!" the visitor says.
"Did you want to have a try at it?" says the host.
With much trepidation, the visitor stands up and says, "96."
Well, it brought the house down. Grizzled old men are rolling about, clutching their sides laughing, gasping for breath. This goes on for nearly ten minutes.
"Wow! They really liked that one!" says the visitor.
"I'll say!" said the host, wiping a tear from his eye, "They hadn't heard that one before!"
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I don't care if it was a joke; I'm using this idea everywhere.
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Re:North Pole? (Score:4, Informative)
/. story about spinning water? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:/. story about spinning water? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:/. story about spinning water? (Score:5, Interesting)
Goatse? (Score:4, Funny)
Looks more like Saturn is giving us a Goatse, spreading wide for the camera.
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Re:/. story about spinning water? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:/. story about spinning water? (Score:5, Informative)
Original article [nature.com]
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Which is why such speculation is somewhat useless.
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When Michael Faraday was asked "What good is electricity?" he replied, "What good is a baby?"
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Re:/. story about spinning water? (Score:5, Interesting)
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That spinning water thing seems like a plausible explanation, though, as some parts of a gas giants atmosphere spin faster than others. Different rotational speeds in the band just below the pole might act like the wall in the bucket and cause a similar geometric effect.
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Is Saturn, a neutral, non-nuclear gas giant, similarly constrained? If so, fascinating.
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Re:/. story about spinning water? (Score:5, Informative)
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Thanks for the link though.
it must be (Score:5, Funny)
Re:it must be bees (Score:5, Funny)
Re:it must be bees (Score:4, Funny)
Well, everybody knows that: honeycomb big, yeah, yeah, yeah. If only these scientists had just taken the time to watch Saturday morning cartoons, or Futurama.
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Actually (Score:2)
OOps, I was not supposed to say that. Are those black suburbans pulling up in my driveway?
No, it's an Angel. (Score:2)
Lens feature? (Score:2)
Well, is it? Were the camera lenses made in the same way?
intelligent life (Score:5, Funny)
It's obvious to me, as a trained ufologist, that this is not a natural phenomenon. This hexagonal structure was BUILT by intelligent life.
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Did you read the article? It's not a stationary solid structure. It's a long-term atmospheric feature, like Jupiter's great red spot, only shaped like a hexagon.
Re:intelligent life (Score:5, Funny)
What are we to make of Lando's cloud city?
THINK ABOUT LANDO FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE YOU RACIST
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Hummm... can "intelligent" life change the structure of an atmosphere? Doesn't sound so smart to me....
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But let's not waste any opportunity in jumping to conclusions, because, as everyone knows, there are no [scottcamazine.com] straight [aliki.co.uk] lines [juniata.edu] in [howstuffworks.com] nature [olegvolk.net].
Why is it all the UFO freaks have no grasp of science? Why does that follow?
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Aliens are therefore responsible for both phenomenon.
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It's obvious to me, as a trained slashdotter, many people are unable to understand sarcasm.
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It's obvious to me, as a trained psychoceramicist [umich.edu], that anybody who claims to be a "trained ufologist" already has some biases on the topic of what counts as activity by space aliens.
bad mapping (Score:2)
damn. you win again, polar coordinates [www.mta.ca]
Better than the 'Face' on Mars (Score:2, Insightful)
Don't tell the crackpots... (Score:2)
"My God, it's full of stars." (Score:3, Interesting)
old hardware? (Score:5, Funny)
Thwarting the Terrorists (Score:2, Funny)
Nothing to see here... (Score:3, Funny)
Mystery Solved (Score:5, Funny)
A truly bizzare hexagon (Score:5, Funny)
Last time I checked, all hexagons had six sides...
Re:A truly bizzare hexagon (Score:5, Funny)
I once divided by zero and nothing happened, so now I'll try to create a seven-sided h
Re:A truly bizzare hexagon (Score:5, Funny)
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You also owe me a new keyboard.
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Except in the case of the exceedingly rarely seen 6 2/3-sided hexagon.
Actually, this started me on a certain ultra geeky (and trust me it's ultra) train of thought that went like this: "Hexagon" doesn't really mean "six sides." I imagine the editors probably thought a significant number of readers wouldn't know what a "hexagon" is and so added "six sided" to clarify. So, thinks I, there's a fair share of ignorance of word origins, because we're talking about the Greek hexagonos, which has two parts, hexa a
Simple (Score:2)
Largest snowflake ev'ah....
Fortress of Solitude (Score:3, Funny)
I see pattern (Score:5, Funny)
Saturn is the sixth planet out.
A hexagon has six sides.
There is a second hexagon inside the first. Another six sides.
6-6-6
Hmmm, that number kind of has a ring to it. And so does Saturn.
Coincidence?
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTI CLE_ID=44169 [worldnetdaily.com]
http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/beast616.htm [ox.ac.uk]
The above are links from some quick googling.
Ya I know...it spoils the joke.
Re:I see pattern (Score:5, Funny)
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Nope (Score:2)
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It's actually just the top of the bolt that's holding the planet together. It keeps spinning because the other end is stripped.
Dharma Project (Score:2)
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Obviously... (Score:5, Funny)
Is this (Score:2)
Heh, been seeing that trailer a lot lately and this picture reminded me of that.
Gah, they found it! (Score:4, Funny)
I should have got the next model down, then I could have pretended it was just another moon, but nooooooo, I had to get the hexagonal UltraSUV because it was "different" and had more legroom.
Hm, wonder if that guy who owns Mimas would do a swap. His camo paint job looks *so* much less convincing after those stupid films.
Bad UV mapping (Score:2)
Hexies (Score:2)
Easy enough, Jupiter is Jewish (Score:4, Funny)
Sign of intelligent life (Score:4, Funny)
Or, its warning sign placed there by the Vogon Constructor Fleet
Space puns galore (Score:2)
You think this is funny?? (Score:2)
Jet Streams? (Score:2)
Well, look what a little Googleing brought up [nasa.gov]:
Yawn. (Score:2)
Call me when they've found a five sided hexagon!
Polygonal eyewalls in hurricanes... (Score:4, Informative)
--Jellisky
Markovian gate (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_at_the_Well
Well World prototype (Score:2)
Just a sine wave wrapped around a circle? (Score:3, Insightful)
It may only appear straight because it's the distance from the center of a curved surface, so that the curve of the wave, and the curve of the surface cancel out.
It's a Dissipative Structure (Score:5, Interesting)
In the experiment that was being described, a small dish of water was heated up uniformly from below. At a certain point, these hexagonal structures emerged. Hot water would rise from the bottom of the dish, travelling in a pipe directly through the middle of the hexagon ( forming a point in the middle that you could see ). When the water hit the surface, it spread out cooled, and then travelled back down to the bottom, creating the sides of the hexagon. Apparently they were getting multiple hexagons, and they were incredibly stable
What's really bizarre (Score:2)
Now a hexagon WITHOUT six sides would REALLY be bizarre.
AT field ? (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like a Benard cell? (Score:3, Interesting)
One reason why we should explore space... (Score:4, Interesting)
Imagine the scientific excitement if you were aboard a vessel like the Galaxy Class USS Enterprise from Star Trek (NCC 1701 D), approaching Saturn and seeing live the phenomenon, then staying there for a while to study it and comprehend it!
Exploration of space is the most important goal for humankind. Earth provides a very limited experience, and in a few 100 years it will be totally explored. If we want to understand the universe, space is the final frontier.
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Anyway, would be funny if after they send a probe there the NASA engineers exclaim "Its full of stars!"
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Great. A planetary goatse.
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