Astronaut Has 'Wasabi Spill' in Space 164
Sda~ writes "You learn something new everyday: There is nothing in the astronaut training manual about how to clean up flying wasabi. An inadvertent Wasabi spill this week aboard the ISS has made space agencies re-evaluate including the spicy paste in future meals. The astronauts are allowed some of their favorite foods on each trip, to alleviate homesickness. 'Williams, whose father was born in India, has several Indian dishes in her bonus container, including Punjabi kadhi with pakora - vegetable fritters topped with yogurt and curry - and mutter paneer, a curry dish. The dishes are packaged to have a long shelf life in space. Her U.S. crew mate, astronaut Michael Lopez-Alegria, is an even bigger foodie. Lopez-Alegria, who was born in Madrid but grew up in California, had Spanish muffins known as magdalenas, chorizo pork sausage and latte in his bonus container.'"
Could Have Been Worse (Score:5, Funny)
CURSES AND DRAT! (Score:1)
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Could have been much worse! (Score:4, Funny)
I mean, you could conceivably keep it clean -- swallow it all, I'm sure you can fill in the blanks. Or, someone could get stupid and try to bukakke...
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OT: "the NASA"? (Score:2, Interesting)
"the NASA"? I know it would be "the National Aeronautics and Space Administration", but I've always seen the acronym "NASA" used as its own proper noun. i.e., "NASA said..." rather than "The NASA said..."
I'm seriously not trying to play language nazi here, I'm really curious. It seems like if it would be "the National Aeronautics [...]", then it should also be "the NASA" (especially considering how much noise is thrown up about "ATM Machine" being redundant), unless NASA is some sort of an exception?
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Not at all, you're fine. I ask my question because I'm not sure that you are the one making the mistake. It might be us native speakers. Unfortunately, the only language nazi I managed to attract decided to answer everything except the question I was asking.
How to clean up flying wasabi (Score:1, Funny)
FYI Most space wasabi is actually horseradish.
Re:How to clean up flying wasabi (Score:5, Interesting)
The description in the summary did have me wondering. Wasabi is not really a "paste", and the real Japanese condiment does not exhibit the properties of a liquid. It's more like the consistency of slightly damp clay powder. It would almost seem like the perfect condiment to take into space because it's not liquid enough to spill, nor is it solid or powdery enough for the granules to get into anything (like, say, salt would).
But if it's really just colored horseradish, that would explain things. Horseradish doesn't need to be a liquid either but it typically is when packaged as a condiment.
I guess my point is, it sounds like the solution to this problem is for NASA to upgrade the quality of their wasabi!
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FYI you can grow wasabi pretty well in GA if you have a riverbed handy. I'm unsure about commerical farms in the US.
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Back in my day... (Score:3, Funny)
HEY (Score:2, Funny)
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Chorizo? Score! (Score:5, Funny)
Well, that settles it. If I can get chorizo in space, sign me up. It's hard enough to find here on Earth in most places.
Mmmmmmm...
Re:Chorizo? Score! (Score:5, Funny)
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Anyone care to come up with a term for a masochistic space dutch oven?
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Where are you at? It's all over here in SoCal. We probably just have the whole planet's supply of it concentrated here...
Re:Chorizo? Which Kind? (Score:5, Informative)
Spanish chorizo (my favorite by far) is a different animal all together (well still pig). It's ready to eat, has a consistency like salami and is generally sliced a few mm thick when served on a sandwich.
Now you should see the difference between what Mexicans call tortillas and what tortillas are in Spain! (Spanish tortillas are more like a quiche or omelet made from a dozen to 18 eggs, containing green peppers and potatoes, they're about 6cm thick and quite delicious).
Ok, now I'm hungry for a Spanish chorizo and Manchego cheese sandwich dammit!
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I'm from Southern Arizona (Tucson) and, like SoCal, it is everywhere. That is, Mexican restaurants, markets, etc. are all over the place and you'd be hard pressed to find one that doesn't sell chorizo. Even most ordinary grocery stores carry passable chorizo. The best always came from my grandparents in Bisbee which is a stone's throw from the border.
Now, I'm in Amherst, Mass. and it is significantly harder to find. What I can locate is usually Spanish style chorizo. That's not bad, of course, but mu
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> I used to love chorizo and scrambled eggs down there
And yes, he also means "scrambled eggs" and "down there" in exactly the way you're thinking!
Aren't there rules against things like this? (Score:5, Funny)
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And trust me, I've eaten so much wasabi in one sitting that my taste buds went numb for 2 days, with no further punishment.
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well, it wasnt exactly natural how we consumed it. it was a competition to see who could eat the most. I think in the end, we both paid for it because our stomachs were bothering us for a couple of hours even though the food wasn't any spicier than what I'm used it. a foolishly large amount can do it to anyone in
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attempt at funny + mods who hate butt plug humor + mods that like butt plug humor = serious pwnage of karma...
-nB
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The local sushi place (http://www.junzrestaurant.com/index.htm - see the Phoenix Role on the sushi menu) has a spicy role with seared tuna and lots of chili sauce. Absolutely incredible even with powdered wasabi but you have to try it with fresh wasabi. The fresh stuff is just as pungent as the powder but tastes better.
Dammi
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Re:Aren't there rules against things like this? (Score:4, Funny)
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Useful practice? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Oh, the humanity!
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When the plans were created there probably were no thoughts of wasabi, or tobasco, or any other wet foods being a problem. These guys can't make a computer handle rolling over to the new calendar at new years, or make sure their people aren't homicidal nutjobs, why should they bother testing parts/systems against food?
Oh! For the Love of Pete (Score:2)
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I had a computer handle that rolled once, think it was on an Osborne I. The plastic grip rotated all the time, not just new year's day. I don't think it was spaceworthy, though -- you would have had to have left one of the astronauts at home.
(Gods save us from unambiguous speech in a humour drought).
Re:Useful practice? (Score:4, Funny)
Fan and filter on a tennis racket (Score:2)
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Re:Fan and filter on a tennis racket (Score:5, Interesting)
They already have fans and filters, but it won't help if the wasabi is already sticking to something like a wall, some equipment, or a person. Cleaning up is an issue because water and cleaning materials are in short supply.
It would be interesting to calculate the internal surface are of the ISS down to a reasonable scale. It must be several square kilometers, at least.
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Baby Wipes are damn cheap at Wal-Mart.
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*Chuckle* (Score:3, Insightful)
Lovely stuff..
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Hmmm... (Score:1)
How would they store my favorite food: Sushi?
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Re:Hmmm... (Score:4, Interesting)
The problem is condiments.
For your Shoyu, I suggest a sponge. Natural of course. For all I know there's probably a species of sponge that is sushi. Place the sponge in a cylindrical container slightly larger than your roll, with a snap top. When you are ready to eat, you open the snap top and push your roll down into the container.
Now -- for the wasabi. Condiments are tricky. One should start by asking -- why are condiments served on the side? Apart from differences in persional taste, the main reason is to keep liquids from migrating from the food to the condiment or vice versa, which would degrade the texture of the food, as well as cause a loss of identity between the two. This is why "peanut butter crackers" don't have normal peanut butter. Instead they have a rather dessicated, de-oiled peanut paste. If they put regular peanut butter in them, then the peanut butter would end up that way, but the cracker would turn to mush.
So, I'm thinking a thin, tasteless cellulose polymer, formulated to have moisture barrier properties, sprayed on the surface of your sushi. We then apply the wasabi -- the less assembly done in space, the fewer chances for screwups, whether we're talking equipment or food. Since you only need a small amount of wasabi, it might be feasible to introduce gelatin or some other binding agent to give the wasabi greater adhering power. You don't want spray anything on the wasabi, since you are supposed to taste it on contact. Most other sushi ingredience release their full flavor after being bitten or masticated.
Thin films -- after to an inanimate carbon rod, the next unsung hero of the space program.
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If "some" is good, "more" is better, and "way way way the fuck too much" should be just about right.
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It's bad enough that people get picky about their food when they have the awesome opportunity to go abroad; it's just taking the piss when they get picky about food in space. If they don't like eating vacuum packed food in space, they can stay
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Slownewsday? (Score:2)
oh hell with it.
Lay off (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, we know Americans are somewhat large on average - but do we really have to draw attention to his weight problem? It can't be that bad if he's an astronaut. Maybe he just has big bones?
What else can't they handle? (Score:4, Insightful)
One has to wonder. Surely this same kind of spill could happen with any semi-liquid item, eg. ketchup or mustard, with equal consequences for the equipment and people. There's plenty of chemicals that can spill and present as much of a vapor/inhalation hazard as wasabi if not more. And it's not like NASA doesn't know things like this can happen, we've got 40+ years of experience with zero-gee and more than that of sci-fi stories featuring comedy based around stuff in zero-gee floating where it's not supposed to be. Shouldn't this have been a total non-event, something long planned and prepared for?
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What about carbonated beverages (or would the low pressures that most spacecraft are kept under make that unworkable?)
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Well, they are allowed only if you have an inanimate carbon rod to save you.
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air contaminants (Score:5, Interesting)
Look out!! (Score:1)
Equipment (Score:1)
obligatory Simpson quote (Score:2, Funny)
First the Pepsi Syndrome... (Score:2)
Things you really don't want to bring into space (Score:4, Insightful)
Quick! (Score:2)
Wasabi isn't all that dangerous... (Score:5, Funny)
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Victim: Hmm, with the disguise and all I couldn't really see
(I totally missed the story when it came out)
Slicey Snacks (Score:2)
I wonder... (Score:1)
Can I still eat it the next day?
re-evaluate (Score:2)
Months on end in an orbiting chunk of aerospace hardware, flickering lights, fans and radios... Imagine living inside your computer. Someone slops a little food on the wall and the bureaucrats call a meeting.
Let them have their foil wrapped treats. It is worth the risks. I'd rather have someone who would insist on it instead of roll over. Someone eating wasabi on the space station; how cool is that?
Happy Friday.
I don't get it. (Score:2)
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Very strong horseradish from Japan.
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What useful scientific knowledge does this article provide? Should we trivialise space research to mean flying noodles or some more ultra-high-tech weapons that no one knows anything about?
Mods, get a clue, will you?
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Ramen.
~O.O~
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Funny, I thought "salchicha" was Spanish for sausage, and chorizo was a special type of sausage...
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Chorizo is a common type of (usually pork, if memory serves) sausage in the Southwestern United States and Northern Mexico. It's hard to find good chorizo outside of there though. The crap they usually sell cooks down to grease that sticks REALLY well to frying pans, it's supposed to 'ball up' like ground beef, sort of.
I've taken to ordering mine through the restaurant I work at. We get good quality ingrediants there, and while 5 lbs. of chorizo is a bit much, it freezes fine, and lasts me a good long w
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The only issue some man find is the fact that you have to cook it thorou
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Why wouldn't it let the person to whom you're responding post one? It let you post one [slashdot.org]....
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especially when served with "dos huevos"...
Not exactly (Score:4, Informative)
In other Spanish talking countries, I do not know if that applies too, but beware as I know some words change from one to another in rather nasty ways, like with Mexico's "tortilla" (as in "unleavened cake") vs Spain's "tortilla" (omelette). You better always ask the restaurant staff or point at the pictures in the menu.
On a side note, I saw exported chorizo and it was labelled by producers as "paprika pork sausage" (and also in German, but I forgot), I guess they took care to describe it the best way possible to make sure foreign buyers knew what they were getting.
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It's a bit like saying Veal Marsala.
It's not at all like saying Veal Marsala. Marsala is the name of a town in Sicily famous for its wine, port and sherry. The Marsala in Veal Marsala refers to the wine based sauce.
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Actually, it was a joke that missed the mark.
Well, they can't all be winners. . .
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I was wondering what latte means in this context, too. In the US, it's a drink made from espresso and steamed milk that you get at a coffee house. But I doubt such would have a long shelf life. But who knows... maybe NASA scientists have figured out a way to make space latte, like they invented space ice cream. Mmmm, space latte.