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Chinese Develop Remote Controlled Pigeons

Posted by kdawson on Wed Feb 28, 2007 06:01 AM
from the better-than-sharks-with-lasers dept.
Many readers sent us links to the story about Chinese scientists developing pigeons whose flight can be controlled remotely. The best coverage may be Wired's, both because they link to the English language version of the original Peoples Daily Online release, and because of the (disturbing) photos. The birds can be commanded to fly left, right, up, or down. Reader KDan writes, "A number of obvious uses jump out to me... the remote-controlled pigeons will finally allow us to create an efficient implementation of RFC 1149 and RFC 2549."
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  • RFC 2549 (Score:4, Funny)

    by LiquidCoooled (634315) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:03AM (#18179124) Homepage Journal
    Packet storm!

    Routing to the max.
    If you set the evilbit can you make your pigeon crap on specified targets?
    • Be sure to implement suitable anti-virus to prevent transmission of Avian Flu.
      • Re:RFC 2549 (Score:4, Interesting)

        by MindKata (957167) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:27AM (#18179258) Journal
        "crap on specified targets"

        Why stop at crapping on targets?. I bet the American security services are worried. Now there's a real risk of using one of these Pigeons as a remote spying device. Imagine an innocent looking pigeon sitting on a window ledge, but really its fitted with a microphone and remote control. It would be ideal for spying.
  • by oddmake (715380) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:12AM (#18179166) Journal
    Now,Communist Party of China can control Google [google.com] remotely!
  • by commisaro (1007549) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:13AM (#18179174)
    Am I the only one who immediately thought of the Homing Pigeon bomb from Worms Armaggedon?
      • Two words: bird flu.

        Of course the bird flu. That's what birds do! A whole flock of them flu over my house this morning.
  • by BigJim.fr (40893) <jim@liotier.org> on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:13AM (#18179176) Homepage
    Anyone who has played Worms is well aware of the weaponization potential of the homing pigeon. The future battlefield will be a bed of feathers...
  • by Profound (50789) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:17AM (#18179200) Homepage
    Each pigeon would cost 2 million dollars and cities with many statues would be labelled as an imminent threats.
  • by BetterThanCaesar (625636) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:28AM (#18179262) Homepage
    We'll have to get the best of help! Somebody call Dick Dastardly and Muttley!
  • by gnool (1005253) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:39AM (#18179314)
    This sounds horrible. I find the idea of overriding another animal's free will very disturbing. The words "won't someone please think of the pidgeons!" come to mind, but we humans are animals after all. I would definitely not want this kind of mind control implemented with humans, and I don't want it implemented on any self-aware being.
      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        Free will is an illusion [typepad.com] anyway, even in humans.

        That's ridiculous. The point of free will is not how you arrive at a decision or how you rationalise it, but rather that you can make the decisions at all. It doesn't matter how your brain goes about it.

        What matters is that there is a process in the brain that makes decisions, and they're messing with it.

        And free will and consciousness being illusions are just catchphrases. In order to be subject to an illusion, you need consciousness in the firs

  • by BadMuN (1069580) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @06:59AM (#18179380)
    pigeons control YOU.
  • by blind biker (1066130) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @07:11AM (#18179426) Journal
    This might be the ultimate spying device: hook up a tiny camera or mike to a pigeon and command it to fly to the window of an embassy, the Pentagon, etc.

    Of course, political assassinations via C4 bombs delivered by pigeons might be a possibility, too. Or, biological/chemical agent delivery to otherwise protected areas...

    I am having some tiny chills running down my spine.
  • by T0mWil5on (251738) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @07:14AM (#18179440)
    ...Hitchcock-style!
    • What happens on up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right?

      Will we see a Pokemon-genre game where you breed pigeons?

      A shame we will never know what this feels like for the pigeon. Is it really being forced to turn left against its will, or does the pigeon experience it as a sudden desire to turn left?

      In the TNG canon, did the Borg originate with pigeons?
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      Today if you want. In fact yesterday. The only reason for this to be done in China is that in any civilised country the public will torch the lab doing this and they will be right to do so. In fact this will be one of the very few cases where I will happily side up with the animal rights people.

      To the point:

      The primary sensory and locomotor areas of the brain are very well mapped (and have been so for 20+ years now). It is trivial to implant electrodes into a sensory area which will cause you extreme pain p
      • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

        My first thought when I heard this on BBC yesterday was, Oh great...A way to control the masses...

        An Army of remotely controlled (or coerced) soldiers that can't defect or even take a piss without the right control signal...

        Has anyone else here read "Single Combat" by Dean Ing?
        • Re:Cool (Score:4, Interesting)

          by arivanov (12034) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @07:11AM (#18179428) Homepage
          It is not at that level.

          It is just pain feedback (optionally with pleasure via thalamic stimulation) along with some trivial conditioning. I am fairly sure about this being so because we do not understand how a bird flies aerodynamically and do not have good enough mapping of second and higher level functions of the mammal brain to control it any better.

          This means that if this is applied to soldiers they can still do things their masters do not like, just get punished more and more if they do. Nearly impossible for an animal to override such conditioning, but achieveable for a human. Dune and the Bene Gesserit test comes to mind along with many "manhood" tests performed by South (using fire ants) and North American Indians.

          None the less, the only question I am interested is the longitude, latitude and altitude of this chap lab.
      • Re:Cool (Score:5, Informative)

        by julesh (229690) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @09:06AM (#18180010)
        The only reason for this to be done in China is that in any civilised country the public will torch the lab doing this and they will be right to do so. In fact this will be one of the very few cases where I will happily side up with the animal rights people.

        This is presumably how come State University of New York [nationalgeographic.com] no longer has a biology lab. Wait. I missed that news. Perhaps it didn't happen.
    • by drgonzo59 (747139) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @07:13AM (#18179436)
      not very far from what the Nazi KZ Doctors did to the people captured in the camps

      Nazi KZ Doctors???

      Pigeons are not people....

      Repeat that a couple of times, please, perhaps it will sink in.

      A lot of this un-ethical kind of stuff is going on in your backyard university lab probably, it's just not in the news. Russians tried to do the same with dolphins and other animals, Israelis do this with monkeys (see hear [all-creatures.org]). You should go tour your local pig farm and see how those animals are treated.

      Just because these are Chinese scientists, i.e. foreigners (and of course, probably commie terrorists, right?) that we are all appalled.

        • by lxt518052 (720422) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @08:51AM (#18179928)
          That's how it works.

          1. Make a judgement that someone is unethical based on one's own perception.
          2. Reinforce the perception with extreme or individual incidents that are in line with that judgement.
          3. Dismiss evidences that contradict the judgement or undermine the credibility of it.
          4. When the position is not defendable in a debate, use unsubstantiated claim or cite anecdotal evidence.
          5. Repeat 2-4 as necessary.

    • by Dunbal (464142) on Wednesday February 28 2007, @07:47AM (#18179610) Homepage
      a lack of ethical concerns here on subjects like these.

            Don't worry, the pigeons have all signed informed consent forms - see the peck-marks? Our lawyers also told them that eating the birdseed we provided implied their agreement to the experiment. And they ate it.

      The chinese opened their heads and stuck wires into them. NO big deal and nothing really scientific.

            Right, I mean, I read your articles about how the pigeon brain works. This was a totally unneccesary experiment, since we had that knowledge already. Why do we need more "proof"?

      If I'd be in charge these scientists would lose their funding, their job and their accreditation all at once

            I wouldn't be so fast to cut the funding of a group who can control animals remotely. Have you never seen the movie "The Birds"? Maybe one morning you'll be pecked to death by 2000 angry pigeons...

      not very far from what the Nazi KZ Doctors did to the people captured in the camps

            Umm, sticking electrodes into the brains of birds, with proper aseptic and anaesthetic techniques (after all, you want a functional bird at the end of it in order to get useful data), is not quite the same as dunking people in ice water just to see how long the average survival time is...
            • "We can keep doing this all day if you lot don't stop being so half-arsed about it."

              I know, adding a symetrical cheek to make it a full-arsed Universe is a GoodIdea(TM), but I don't think we can streach the budget enough to afford such a radical change. For a start, just think of how many god years it will take to test the whole Universe for the absence of ethical values. And who's going to do the documnets, sacred texts don't write themselves you know.