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Cod Enzyme Kills Bird Flu 206

Jon Golden writes "An Icelandic cod enzyme might be the cure for bird flu. A recent experiment, which the Icelandic company Ensímtaekni hf. took part in, indicates that in five minutes, the isolated fish enzyme killed 99 percent of H5N1 viruses. The killer enzyme, called penzim, was extracted from the intestines of cod by Ensímtaekni and is currently being developed for beauty products and various types of medicine. The experiment on the H5N1 virus was conducted in London. CEO of Ensímtaekni and biochemist Jón Bragi Bjarnason said he is very excited about the results of the bird flu experiment. "People have feared that the bird flu virus will change into a human flu virus and now we have a likely cure in case that happens." Bjarnason also believes that penzim might prove a cure for common flu and cold, eczema in children and arthritis."
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Cod Enzyme Kills Bird Flu

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  • Cure? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by nebaz ( 453974 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @08:53PM (#17657344)
    Not to state the obvious here, but if it kills 90% of the virus, doesn't that just mean that next year we'll get a flue completely immune to this stuff?
    • Re:Cure? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by HappySqurriel ( 1010623 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @08:58PM (#17657398)
      As a guess, I would assume that this would involve much further study to determine why the enzyme was so successful in the first place and then try to make it much more potent; essentially, they see the possibility of making a cure from this but it is not ready yet.

      • Re:Cure? (Score:5, Interesting)

        by cosmicaug ( 150534 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:05PM (#17657484)
        As a guess, I would assume that this would involve much further study to determine why the enzyme was so successful in the first place and then try to make it much more potent; essentially, they see the possibility of making a cure from this but it is not ready yet.


        As a wild assed guess, it is so successful in the first place because it is probably some fairly potent and fairly non selective protease. The fact that it kills viruses in a test tube means almost nothing. For this to be effective as a drug it must be able to kill these viruses in a living organism and it must do so while producing minimal damage to said living organism.
        • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

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          • Exactly. I read some other press on this treatment and they are trying to develop it as an external spray, I am assuming akin to something like Lysol which is already sold as killing 99.9% of viruses. My question is; why not just use Lysol on everything you touch then it is probably just as effective and a lot cheaper.
            • It's apparently already sold as a magic cream for a variety of skin problems. http://www.icelandic-goods.com/shop/product_info. p hp/products_id/233 [icelandic-goods.com] http://www.icelandic-goods.com/shop/images/penzim3 .pdf?osCsid=13a2d473e42ab3b06d77dc3c180a28ca [icelandic-goods.com]. Of course, that by no means implies it's suitable for internal use.
        • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

          by KKlaus ( 1012919 )
          Reminds me of something someone once quipped about AIDS. Finding an effective killer of HIV is easy, and in fact pretty much every average joe has it in his house. Its called bleach. Now finding a cure that won't kill the host organism...
      • Heck, I just want to know if fish guts make good sausage casings. You could immunize an entire population with just Jimmy Dean's Fish Guts Breakfast Sausage. If the enzyme kills 99% in such a small amount, why not jut make sure it's pumping through the blood veins of 10 million overweight Sweeds?
    • Re:Cure? (Score:5, Informative)

      by malsdavis ( 542216 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:05PM (#17657482)
      The virus may mutate into a form resistant to the enzyme in the future but it would then no longer be the same virus strain, the virus would have to start all over again and it may not even succeed. There is no reason why other 'cured' viruses like smallpox & polio couldn't have mutated and beat their cures (although influenza does mututate more than small pox) but they didn't and now the world is free of them.

      If proven effective in the real world then it is still a cure, saying otherwise is like saying "Why bother trying to cure the disease, everyone is going to die someday".
      • Re:Cure? (Score:4, Insightful)

        by TheLink ( 130905 ) on Thursday January 18, 2007 @02:37AM (#17659942) Journal
        Just a note: Polio is not eradicated yet. And may even be making a comeback due to stupid countries like Nigeria.
        • Sorry, you are quite correct. Thankfully it is no longer afflicts the majority of countries around the world however.
      • Re: (Score:2, Informative)

        by R2.0 ( 532027 )
        Apples and oranges. Neither smallox nor polio was "cured", in the manner implied in the original post. Smallpox and polio have been (nearly) eradicated via removing their ability to infect new hosts, by means of vaccines protecting tose potential hosts. And the vaccines activated our own immune systems, and didn't have a direct effect on the smallpox and polio viruses.

        This enzyme is being toutes as a "cure" in the sense that it can eliminate bird flue in those already infected by it by acting directly on
    • Re: (Score:1, Insightful)

      by Anonymous Coward
      Of course the flu tends to mutate quickly enough for vaccines to be almost completely useless within a couple years so I guess ultimately it will become resistant to this treatment.

      However, if this is as effective as it sounds, it might be enough to end the strain entirely. Our immune systems are easily strong enough to win if you knock out 90% of the virus. It is unlikely that you'd be contagious with the 10% that your immune system has to kill on its own. Combining reasonably effective vaccines with hi
      • Re:Cure? (Score:5, Funny)

        by megaditto ( 982598 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:19PM (#17657642)
        Since this sounds too good to be true, I think it has to be taken with a grain of salt.

        Well, a 1-in-10 dilution of chlorine-based household bleach will kill 100% of the germs. But what's good for treating biohazard might not be good for treating children.

        I know it's Troll Wednesday, but what the hell...
        • Re:Cure? (Score:4, Funny)

          by cluckshot ( 658931 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @10:22PM (#17658282)

          Actually there is a medical tool that can do nearly as well as the bleach solution without killing the patient. Specifically if you take a 910nm YAG pulsed 1/10,000 sec 10 times per sec at about 250 watts for a duration of about 30 seconds and applied locally to the site of the infection, very nearly any virus or bacteria known and even some other agents can be blasted into oblivion while assisting the life processes of the human tissues surrounding.

          No this isn't an American technology. No it isn't fiction or fantasy. The process has been tested against even HIV and Hep C. It works. The WOW that it is applies to a wide range of medical problems. The specific process is known as cold lasers in sports medicine. Yes you could have the flu and be treated in a few seconds without drug side effects. I personally have seen this technology resolve a MRSA cyst about 1/2 the size of a large egg over night. The amount of treatment time was 30 seconds. The cyst was in an 82yo female who had acquired this post surgical and it was treated unsuccessfully with 30 day of intense IV medication including Vancomycin and other meds.

          This works by driving the life function of the human cells directly by photosynthetic process. It would appear that the process also overdrives the material in the infectious agents. Thus the process causes health in 2 ways. It will remove edema (swelling) in a few seconds. It causes very fast healing. It relieves most pain issues in seconds of at most over a course of 3 or 4 treatments a few hours apart. It is so effective it should be required as a post-op treatment for patients. It is a treatment that is so effective it can literally stop the flu or even destroy deep in tissue infections like those hard to treat sinus infections with nearly instant effect. As such the Bird Flu and any other flu epidemic should be a few laser pulses from oblivion.

          • by gordyf ( 23004 )
            Do you have a source for any of these claims?
          • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

            How do you kill hundreds of thousands of viruses with a laser that causes photosynthesis? Bah. Have you been reading too much of the national Exagerator?

            Photobiomodulation, according to Wikipedia, sounds like what you're talking about, but the article is relativley lacking in sources, and only boasts that "Certain wavelengths of light at certain intensities (delivered by laser, LED or another monochromatic source) will aid tissue regeneration, resolve inflammation, relieve pain and boost the immune system."
        • So my grandmother really was trying to kill me when she gave me cod liver oil? I knew it!
      • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

        I think it has to be taken with a grain of salt. It isn't likely that it'll work as well as they hope.
        Huh, in my day it was a 'spoonful of sugar', but each to their own, I guess...
    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      by myrdos2 ( 989497 )
      The concern about the bird flu is that it's completely alien to humans, and is therefore very deadly. Once people have been exposed to it, their immune systems will be much more resistant to mutated strains. Also note that new viruses, such as swine and avian flu, tend to become less deadly of their own accord! It's not in the survival interests of a virus to kill off its hosts. (Who will then carry the virus?) Less deadly strains tend to do better.

      No, it's the first emergence of an unknown virus that is
    • Re:Cure? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by tloh ( 451585 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:38PM (#17657852)

      There is an infectious threshold that a contagion needs to pass before it can spread through a population as an epidemic. If used properly, a drug that is 99% effective can nip it in the bud before the epidemic stage provides an opportunity for widspread replication and the chances for mutation.. If it doesn't reproduce much in the wild, it doesn't get a whole lot of opportunity to mutate into something dangerous. Used incorrectly, or abused in obviously stupid ways to serve other ends, be it political or otherwise, resistance *will* be a problem in the future.

      The problem of non-human hosts (birds, obviously, but also swines), however, complicates the picture a bit. Using drugs to treat human cases goes a long way toward keeping an epidemic in check. This is especially true considering how mobile we are in this day and age. The agriculture industry has also had mixed success in keeping domestic livestock safe. But what worries a lot of experts are migratory wild birds. They are the one variable we have almost no control over.

      On a slightly different note, the flu seems to be giving up a lot of its secrets. There is a timely article [yahoo.com] from reuters via Yahoo that highlights some new (?maybe old but uncirculated in the mainstream press?) information researchers have uncovered about the 1918 flu and the similarities to H5N1.

      As such, maybe this drug, if developed and used properly, is enough to deal with the problem. Kill 99% with the drug. Let the immune system, unmolested and unprovoked, deal with the remaining 1%.
    • Probably not, but it does mean that the 10% of the virii that are left will probably be really ticked off that we killed a couple hundred million billion of their brothers.

      Seriously, there's nothing that something left in that 10% wouldn't turn into a pandemic later. Plus, a vaccine doesn't mean that you WON'T get the thing it vaccinates you for, it just means your chances of getting it are much, much lower. There hasn't been a case of polio in the US since 1979 (caused by the natural virus, that is, n
    • Cod in that part of the world is virtually extinct, due to overfishing. It's at 5% of the pre-1960s stock and at 1% of the pre-1900s size (based on assorted studies on decline in fish populations and variation that the BBC has linked to from time to time). On that basis, there simply aren't enough fish to satisfy the Icelandic medical industry and the demand for fresh cod, particularly by Britain and Spain.

      The governments across Europe will do what any normal person would do when faced with the choice of

    • Only if it's used improperly.

      Used properly, a person is more or less isolated, to try and prevent the spread of infection. While the enzyme itself may only kill 90% (Actually, I think it was 99%) of the virii, the idea is that the person's body will take care of the remaining (cod-enzyme-resistant) virii.

      steve
  • I'm sure that it would be much more lucrative if it also cured foot in mouth disease in politicians!

    Today is a good day, cured bird flu and cancer all in one day. Alzhiemer's is near a cure, and there are more discoveries every day it seems. I think we need a cure for religion, or rather for militant religious zealotry.

    No, my comment is not off topic or troll, militant religious zealotry is quickly becoming the last disease to cure!
  • Act of Cod? (Score:5, Funny)

    by halovaa ( 774219 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @08:55PM (#17657366)
    What God giveth, Cod taketh away
  • Yes, but... (Score:3, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @08:56PM (#17657382)
    "Bjarnason also believes that penzim might prove a cure for common flu and cold, eczema in children and arthritis."

    That's all great, but I've been using Dr. Wurster's Miracle Decoction for 70 years. I'll be darned if I'll switch unless it also cures migraines and decapitation, at least.
    • by Nutria ( 679911 )
      That's all great, but I've been using Dr. Wurster's Miracle Decoction for 70 years.

      I'm sure that low-dose cocaine would make anyone feel well for a little while.

      But since you've been using it for 70 years, it must not be that effective at curing the problem...

  • oh good (Score:1, Insightful)

    by ILuvRamen ( 1026668 )
    "the isolated fish enzyme killed 99 percent of H5N1 viruses"
    yay, it left the ones that are immune so they can spread instead. Just give em some zinc and echinacea and chicken soup lol.
    • indicates that in five minutes, the isolated fish enzyme killed 99 percent of H5N1 viruses
      You missed part of the sentence there, which completely changes the meaning. 99 percent was killed of within 5 minutes, it doesn't really state how much more was killed off after that, but it seems to me that if 99% of it was killed off in 5 minutes, that the rest of it could be pretty easily killed off.
  • WTF??? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by cosmicaug ( 150534 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @08:59PM (#17657406)
    WTF? Bleach also kills H5N1 viruses. That does not make bleach a cure for the bird flu.
    • Re: (Score:2, Interesting)

      Bleach will also kill you. This enzyme, seeing as it was already in development for medicine and beauty products, hopefully won't.

      Though I wouldn't go out and wolf down covergirl if you get the sniffles.
    • Even simpler than bleach, I'm sure heat will also kill them. Just strike match and burn the city down to kill all viruses...
  • by Giant Ape Skeleton ( 638834 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @08:59PM (#17657408) Homepage
    Cod...is there anything they can't do?
  • by gd23ka ( 324741 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:03PM (#17657460) Homepage
    and why I am sick and tired of the subject...

    There are at least a dozen _known_ diseases that will just as gleefully sicken or even kill the human animal.
    Why we're so upset about the bird flu and what makes it special, I don't know, except of course that the entire
    subject is pushed into our faces and through our ears nonstop through the media. (Just to forestall some
    comments: The rabies virus could mutate too and become airborne for all we know. Gnade uns Gott should that ever
    happen).

    One thing that is however noteworthy about the bird flu (wohoo!) is that "Tamiflu" the experimental drug that is
    supposed to alleviate its symptoms was developed by Gilead Sciences, the company Donald Rumsfeld was Chairman
    of the Board of during 1997 until being sworn in as Secretary of Defense in 2001. Another noteworthy thing is
    that the United States Government has purchased and stockpiled large amounts of this largely unproven medication
    and guess who still owns stock in Gilead? (La Rouche pharmaceuticals produces the drug but it pays royalties to
    Gilead).

    • by cosmicaug ( 150534 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:22PM (#17657660)
      There are at least a dozen _known_ diseases that will just as gleefully sicken or even kill the human animal.
      Why we're so upset about the bird flu and what makes it special, I don't know, except of course that the entire
      subject is pushed into our faces and through our ears nonstop through the media. (Just to forestall some
      comments: The rabies virus could mutate too and become airborne for all we know. Gnade uns Gott should that ever
      happen).


      That's a pretty fucking awful example to pick.

      It is bloody unlikely that rabies will mutate into an airborne virus anytime soon. It would essentially have to become a completely different virus.

      Influenza, on the other hand, is known for it's amazing mutational and recombinational "ability".

      Rabies is not known for causing great pandemics associated producing very substantial mortality.

      Influenza, on the other hand, is known for causing great pandemics producing very substantial mortality.

      Rabies does not truly have the potential to create massive epidemics in livestock animals which may serve as a reservoirs from whence a human disease outbreak may start.

      Avian influenza, on the other hand, does.

      Rabies does not truly have the potential to create massive epidemics in wild animals which may serve as widespread infectious sources for domestic animals and as a reservoir from whence a human disease outbreak may start.

      Avian influenza, on the other hand, does.

      Animal infected by rabies are very rarely (if ever) the types to engage in the sorts of great migrations which may sometimes literally span the globe.

      Animals infected by avian influenza, on the other hand, sometimes are.

      I could probably go on (or maybe not --but I'm not about to try).
      • Re: (Score:2, Interesting)

        by gd23ka ( 324741 )
        I picked rabies for the "Shock and Awe" effect (remember that slogan from somewhere?). I suppose
        Ebola virus or the lesser known Marburg virus would be better candidates. But then you might
        also note that Rabies has claimed to our knowledge more human lives than the bird flu.

        Another fact is, virii and other pathogens have been out and about for a Very-Long-Time and the bird
        flu didn't just appear yesterday. In other words, it had plenty of opportunity for
        thousands of years to kill us - just like the thousands
        • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

          by Waffle Iron ( 339739 )
          Nevertheless, in contrast to most every other disease, an influenza pandemic *did* suddenly kill ~50 million people less than a century ago. This proves that it can happen, and nothing fundamental has changed that would prevent it from happening again. None of your hemming and hawing changes that.
          • Re: (Score:2, Interesting)

            by gd23ka ( 324741 )
            Nothing fundamental has changed that it will be the bird flu that will kill any sizeable
            portion of the world's population and still it is getting watts of media attention.

            An asteroid impact by the way is just as likely and will prove probably far deadlier to
            all species on the planet.

            A little less likely than the asteroid scenario but still a possibility would be a
            gamma ray burst caused by some calamity of sorts like a supernova in our nearer
            interstellar neighborhood. Mighty bird flu might survive that, thou
            • An asteroid impact by the way is just as likely and will prove probably far deadlier to all species on the planet.

              That's complete bunk. Please at least do some rudimentary analysis before spouting off.

              An asteroid like the one that killed off the dinosaurs might hit every 50,000,000 years, so your lifetime risk of being killed by that is around 2 in 1 million. Far more likely is a smallish asteroid that hits an ocean and causes a tsunami that wipes out several coastal cities, maybe killing 1% of the worl

            • by TheLink ( 130905 )
              The difference between bird flu and the asteroid/gamma ray stuff, is we are currently more likely to be able to do something about bird flu AND there appears to be popular willingness to try.

              I would personally be happier if people _also_ came up with something workable vs the asteroid/comet problem, but most people don't seem interested anyway.

              There's nothing much we can do about the gamma ray problem.
        • You are still missing the point that influenza has already caused a pandemic! Research around 1918. My great-grandmother died in the pandemic. The worst part is that it killed the young and then strong. So millions of young healthy people were killed by it and it would be asinine to ignore conditions that might come together to create another pandemic. If it takes a number of factors to co-join before becoming a pandemic, isn't it a good idea to try and prevent them from happening?
    • by derdesh ( 652578 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:53PM (#17657998)

      One reason epidemiologists are especially concerned about avian flu because flu pandemics have killed tens of millions of people before [wikipedia.org]. This was in 1918 when the public health system was less developed, but population densities and the mobility of the human population are much greater today.

      Another respondent has already detailed the other reasons why an avian flu is logistically more threatening. Your political/conspiracy theory may be completely true and valid, but the fact remains that people are concerned about the flu rather than ebola or airborne rabies because it's the disease that has been observed to kill in great numbers in the recent, documented past.

      The fact that Donald Rumsfeld might be profiteering from the hype [globalresearch.ca] does not mean that avian flu is not a real threat.


    • Influenza variations concern the CDC more than any other disease vector.

      FYI.

      C//
    • I thought all this attention was because of how quickly it spreads in birds. If it somehow "jumped", then by the time it is noticed, it could be too late to stop it.

      I really have not seen much attention given to this disease since last year, so I don't know what your trouble is in saying it's being pushed "nonstop".

      I didn't know that about Tamiflu, but I thought that many governments were stockpiling it, not that it would make any difference.

      There are plenty of diseases out there though.
    • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

      by jezmund ( 102188 )
      There are at least a dozen _known_ diseases that will just as gleefully sicken or even kill the human animal. Why we're so upset about the bird flu and what makes it special, I don't know, except of course that the entire subject is pushed into our faces and through our ears nonstop through the media. (Just to forestall some comments: The rabies virus could mutate too and become airborne for all we know. Gnade uns Gott should that ever happen).

      I'm not sure why this is "interesting". The reason there is
    • You're hearing about it because during WWI the flu killed more people than said World War. The flu can be amazingly deadly if you get the right strain. While it's true that any disease could mutate and kill us all (staph and e. coli are good candidates) the flu has already shown itself to be a particularly nasty critter. They'd rather panic about it when there is still time to try to avert the catastrophe.
    • The bird flu of 1918 was probably the most deadly pandemic since the black death. Possibly AIDS has been more deadly, though not over as short a time. Not only was it incredibly deadly, but it killed off young, healthy people just as much as it killed off old, sickly people. That is why doctors and the media worry about the bird flu.
    • by Kokuyo ( 549451 )
      The More interesting thing to note is that Hoffmann LaRoche itself stated that they didn't know whether Tamiflu could do squat against bird flu. And still the Swiss government ordered like tons of the stuff. You have to ask yourself what's really behind all this crap.
    • by lukesl ( 555535 )
      I'm not defending Rumsfeld, but Tamiflu is not an experimental drug, and it has been shown to work against the H5N1 virus in humans. I think the real questions surrounding the efficacy of Tamiflu will not be related to the drug itself, but the question of whether it can be distributed quickly enough, etc.
    • Why we're so upset about the bird flu and what makes it special, I don't know,

      because something very similar happened back in 1918. the "spanish flu" epidemic was actually an avian flu that came from china which mutated into a human-to-human transmissable form.

      combine a similarly deadly virus with modern transportation and our higher population density, and we would have one hell of a mess on our hands.

      it has happened before, so it is completely probable that it can happen again.

      while i do think the tamifl
  • Smells fishy... (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Wdi ( 142463 )
    Seriously.

    It is highly unlikely that any enzyme can be developed into any useful cure for a virus infection, for pharmacokinetics, transport and stability issues alone.

    It is not difficult to kill anything. The same amount of bleach would kill reliably 100% of the virus in the test tube.

    The problem is to develop a substance which is selective, has acceptable side-effects and actually reaches the target when the virus has embedded itself in the cells, which is not easy.
  • by Soloact ( 805735 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:06PM (#17657490) Homepage Journal
    This might bring back the old use of Cod Liver Oil. Our Grandmothers weren't stupid, they knew its health benefits.
    • I didn't know they had bird flue back then.
    • Actually, there are good reasons to take cod liver oil anyway.

      1. Helps with joints. Rich in Omega3 oils.
      2. Helps with memory and other brain function, including mental illness. another feature of Omega3 oils
      3. Helps with cardiovascular health. yet another feature of Omega3 oils
      3. Contains vitamin D, helps with bones.

      Either that or eat fish 2-3 times per week. I'm not a big fish fan myself but look at the Japanese or Mediterranean diets, high in fish. The longest lived people are the Okinawans, lots of fish,
      • This was discussed on Science Friday. The problem with cod liver oil is that it doesn't keep well and usually loses its potency before the buyer consumes it. If it tastes bad, then the omega 3 oils are lost. The Japanese eat fresh fish very shortly after catch, not fish that's been stored a while or oils that have been extracted and sitting on store shelves for too long. One thing I thought was odd is that the fish are getting those oils from the plant life, so that's probably how kelp figures in.
      • by eluusive ( 642298 ) on Thursday January 18, 2007 @02:00AM (#17659768)
        Or you could use flax seed oil instead and stop eating so many omega-6's instead of consuming oil from a practically endangered species.
        • The body has to convert flax seed oil into into omega 3s. You need to consume 10 times as much for the same beneficial effects.
           
          • ALA is an Omega-3 fat. It doesn't get converted to one. Good luck finding a vegetarian source of ALA metabolites. Oh, but go head, destroy all the Cod so you don't have to use Canola oil. And, for your information ANY Omega-3 supplement you use is not going to provide enough to balance out your Omega-6 laden diet. What, you get about 1 gram of omega 3 from your supplement? How much Omega-6 are you consuming? You're better off switching to cooking at home w/ Canola oil rather than take those ridiculou
  • Beautiful (Score:4, Interesting)

    by digitalhermit ( 113459 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:11PM (#17657550) Homepage
    Many species of cod are endangered or near-endangered. A while ago some politician (don't remember who) made a statement to the effect that, "who cares about insect." Would be funny if human survival ended up being dependent on some obscure snail.
    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by dbcad7 ( 771464 )
      I remember reading that Cod were getting smaller, because the smaller fish escaping the nets, were breeding with smaller fish escaping the nets.. Looked for a link and can't find the story... maybe I dreamed it.. Never mind.
    • As long as you can isolate and determine the structure, you can usually synthesize it. No need to have actual cod.
  • This is great. A story hyping a cure for an ultra-hyped disease. This will be handy if bird flu actually becomes a real problem rather than a drive-by media hype-fest.

    I hope they also cure SARS, maybe with some kind of halibut mucus.
  • YAY, finally those damn scientists got off their ass and found a cure-all! We've been waiting ages for this!

    </sarcasm>
  • Birds/Fish (Score:5, Funny)

    by Nux'd ( 1002189 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:12PM (#17657566)
    Nice one nature..

    Give the ability to fight off bird flu to an animal most unlikely to encounter a bird.

    Lucky fishes..
  • by mgabrys_sf ( 951552 ) on Wednesday January 17, 2007 @09:21PM (#17657652) Journal
    Probably why I've never seen a Cod sneeze before.
  • Wow! An enzyme destroys bird flu viruses under carefully controlled lab conditions in saline buffer, therefore it will also kill them in a greasy and presumably protein-denaturing cosmetic preparation! Not only is this horrible non-disease that has so far been a miniscule threat to humans now defeated, albeit only in principle and under conditions completely different than those being proposed, but it can be done by simply wearing makeup! Don't fear the bird flu, get all decadent and wear lots of makeup! Wh
  • A cure for everything likely doesn't cure anything...

    Let's drink, a drink, a drink,
    to Lilly the Pink, the pink, the pink,
    The saviour of the human race.
    For she invented,
    Medicinal compound,
    which saved the world of misery.
  • Good thing there's enough cod to go around!

    Oh, wait, we've overfished cod into near extinction [google.com] already, before we've even started grinding them up for birdflu shots.
  • You know what else kills bird flu (in much less than 5 minutes)? Ajax (the cleaner), bleach, fire, sulfuric acid, and I'm sure rat poison will do *something*

    I'd like to see what this ass-grease (I mean, intestinal enzyme) does when it's actually injected into someone. Until then, I refuse to get excited about something that's less effective than Clorox.
  • Poor cod. It's already overfished [wikipedia.org] by the fishing industry, and if the pharmaceuticals decide to start catching it too, it will get extinct as quick as you can count 1, 2, 3.

    We need more aquacultures in the short term and better biogenetic technology in the long term. Some day we may eat cloned food we grow in the laboratory, and let nature alone to recover.

  • Bjarnason also believes that penzim might prove a cure for common flu and cold, eczema in children and arthritis

    Admittedly I was sold because I would think charlatins would not have access to H5N1. But once it started into the elixir cure-all pitch my bull shit bell went off.
  • Nothing can live in Lutefisk.
  • Cod? I really wish they had isloated this from doughnuts instead.
  • As someone with a cold, zits, and arthritis, all I can say is that this medicine will be a real time saver for me!

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