Dirtiest Jobs in Science

ExE122 writes "CNN and CareerBuilder have posted a listing of the top 10 dirtiest jobs in science. 'Whether they are sifting through reeking mud banks to find cures for contamination, or sorting stool samples to get to the bottom of our bathroom dilemmas, these are some of the science jobs that sacrifice their time, energy and comfort for the greater global good.' Sounds like a job opportunity for Mike Rowe!" From the article: "Hot-zone Superintendent - What they do: Perform maintenance work for bio-safety labs that study lethal airborne pathogens, for which there is no known cure. Their work enables scientists to study the nature of disease-causing organisms, such as anthrax."

They Missed One!

Cleaning up Stephen Hawking after "Chili Tuesday" has had time to work its magic!

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"What about me?"

-Schroedinger's Cat

It's not poo, but ...

I'm thinking the IT profession has a dirty job.

I did grad school in a place where there was not an enormous amount of money to go around, so computers would generally get passed from graduating students to new students.

One of the grossest experiences of my

Re:It's not poo, but ...

Ewww poor baby </sarcasm>

Quit whinging. My first work experience was six months of grinding uranium ore. By hand. With a mortar and pestle. And the "protective gear" they gave us? A t-shirt and shorts. And I'm not kidding.

Everyone's gotta spend some time at the bottom of the heap.

Re:It's not poo, but ...

He's not kidding, dude.

I know, here in Colorado with the Arsenal Reclamation Project, they're cleaning up shavings from machinists having worked depleted uranium..........with a lathe..........wearing regular 'ol shop clothes. I've worked depleted Uranium with machine tools myself, not too entirely dangerous as long as you take precautions to prevent skin contact and inhalation.

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Really... I wasn't kidding!

Corpse-Flower Grower

I don't know if being a Corpse-Flower Grower is exactly as bad as a Semen Washer or Orangutan-Pee Collector. So the thing stinks and smells like dead flesh, wear a mask. Working in a diaper service washing area would smell just as bad, but those people don't get an article.

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The Semen washer doesn't sound like a bad job either- You aren't exposed to toxins during the course of your work, all you have is social stigma. The other job that isn't that bad (from personal experience) is corpse cleaner. We used Carrion Beetles (thi

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The Semen washer doesn't sound like a bad job either-

Actually, it sounds like a bad job, it just isn't.

Just like being a packer at a fudge factory.

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I don't know if being a Corpse-Flower Grower is exactly as bad as a Semen Washer or Orangutan-Pee Collector.

At least you're not an Orangutan Semen collector that works in a Corpse-Flower forest.

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Agreed; they're mostly going for extreme sounding things, not after how "yucky" things can be. There are plenty of regular jobs that doesn't sound too fun to me, just take a doctor doing prostate exams on random middle-aged men for example.

Real diapers still exist

We almost used them for our first son, but we still lived in an apartment so the cost of doing them in a laundromat outweighed the cost savings of cloth over diapers. Now that we have a house and our own place we are seriously considering cloth diapers for

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I've wondered why people don't just hang cloth diapers on the yard fence and rince them off thoroughly with a water hose.

Your neighbor's garden would probably grow better, too.

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Please use plenty of bleach on those cloth diapers.

While walking in a nearby park, I noticed what looked
like small squares of of artwork hanging on
a chain link fence. At a distance I thought they were
tie dye patterns.

On closer inspection, they were cl

your sig?

"Wash, rinse, repeat unnecessarily"

Dude, your SIG sort of contradicts your message.

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That's because diaper service is an art, not a science.

If scraping baby turds off of cotton makes one an artist, them I'm Van freakin' Gogh.

Volcanologist?

I'm not sure volcanologists really fit in this list. Most of their work these days is done through remote sensing (at least for volcanoes prone to explosive eruptions). Still dangerous to set up and service equipment, but I'm sure there are lots of more dangerous jobs around. And there really isn't that much dirt involved (ash, maybe - but it's good clean ash).

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it's good clean ash

You don't clean sulfuric ashtrays everyday, do you?

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"You don't clean sulfuric ashtrays everyday, do you?"

I see we have at least one guy here who has never held down a gig as the devil's butler! Sheesh!

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You mean that bit about having to fight their way through fogs of rocks and debris was just bad grammar?

Hmm

I knew a girl in high school who wanted to work as a hot zone researcher; last I heard, she was applying to law schools. I'm not sure which profession involves more noxious material.

Not science jobs

Many of these are not science jobs. And the ones that are, well, the dirty grunt work would be assigned to a technician. Or by grad students.

Mut be a slow news day.

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It doesn't equate technicians with scientists. It just says that they are "jobs in science", i.e., a job whose effort is directed to a scientific end. The point is, these are things that need to be done to gain scientific knowledge.

--NitpickDupe

Re:Not science jobs

the dirty grunt work would be assigned to a technician. Or by grad students.

Which brings us to the real dirtiest job in science: being a grad student. It doesn't matter what crap jobs the scientists in the article have, it's still better than indentured servitude.

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Depends where you are. I'm an engineer and an epidemiologist. I work in and around IDP/refugee camps in developing countries and conflict areas. I do a lot of things, but I'm usually a water and sanitation guy, either building the system, investigating

This has to do it, without a doubt

1) Coprophagologist

poo sifter

In college I did some research at the USEPA in Cincinnati on Cryptosporidium Parvum, a waterborne pathogen that causes tremendous diarrhea. The only way to grow them is in the gut of a neonatal animal (or human). We opted for mice and calves and this poor guy did nothing but scoop up cow poo and separate out the oocysts. For mice they would "homogenize" then separate the entire intestinal tract. What was really weird for me was that I would occasionally go and pick up a small 5ml vial that represented about a month of poo duty.

Dead Body Farm

I ones saw a documentary on a forensic anthropology study how corpses evolve in environments like 'under 10cm leafes', 'in a trunk', etc. The study was for forensic investigations very important. Very sick job, but very important.

http://www.deathsacre.com/ [deathsacre.com]

What's wrong with vulcanologist????

"I want you to study T'Pol in depth and at at length and have a report on my desk by next Tuesday. Hopefully, there will be some hot eruptions."

What happened to...

...Freshman Dorm Custodian?

rj

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Covered under "Hot-zone Superintendent", I'd think... between piles of unwashed socks, three slices of formerly cheese pizza under the bed and various... erm, deposits of alcohol laden half digested nachos in the bathroom and you've got oodles of biohazard

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Ever heard of the Hotard Janitor [tripod.com]?

Semen Washer?

According to ...err... documentaries I've seen, some portion of the female population doesn't seem to mind semen in/on/around them.

dirtiest job?

having to do what my boss asks me to even though it might be unethical... that, indeed, is the dirtiest job in science...

How do I apply to be a corpse-flower grower?

Having a seriously impaired sense of smell I would like to know. At least dealing with botanical specimens they wouldn't talk back and give you a load of crap in any other way.

Article was written by Candace Corner

Which explains why Semen Washer is on the list. I'd hate to be her husband.
Me: Yes Yes Yes!!
Candace: Auughh!! Get it off, GET IT OFF!!

Our uber advanced filter here at work...

.. it picked up on the word "dirty" in the headline and told me:

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Or maybe it was the word "careers" that tipped it off.

What could be worse than...

...gynaecologist. You have to spend all day looking at the parts of women that they pee out from. What could be more disgusting? I can't imagine what they must pay those people.

Re:What could be worse than...

...gynaecologist. You have to spend all day looking at the parts of women that they pee out from. What could be more disgusting? I can't imagine what they must pay those people.

How about being a proctologist?

those poor indonesian scientists

orangutang pee collector and corpse flower grower involve organisms that both originate on sumatra

No matter how hard you try to stay clean...

In our chemistry department, we had a lot of controls on exposure to chemicals: hoods, materials handling procedures, that kind of stuff. The prof who did tin chemistry, and almost all his grad students, had gray hair: a sign of tin poisoning.

I worked in the microbiology department, in a pathogen lab, doing research on mycobacteria, specifically tuberculosis. Every semester we had to get tested for antibodies to TB (indicating that we'd been exposed) and every semester at least one researcher had.

My best friend works as a clinical technician in a lab doing human tissue sample analysis. Pathology lab, basically. About a week ago they had a patient that was *really* sick with a bunch of nasty things, and they were working through samples, and one of my friend's coworkers started screaming because one of the stool samples *moved*. The patient had serious tapeworms, among other problems.

We're thinking about going back to school and becoming art critics.

Extracting fossils from tar

The examples they mention are nothing. You have to gown up to work in the pathogen lab, which is inconvenient and annoying, but otherwise there's nothing to it. Dealing with stool samples, likewise. By the time the pathogist gets it, the sample is in buffer and doesn't even smell. (Well, not much.) No, the dirtiest job I've seen in science is extracting fossils from the tar goo at the La Brea tar pits. The fossil work is in digs below ground level. The tar pits are exactly that. It's not just some cute marketing name. Tar fumes are heavier than air. So the idealistic scientists are down there in what amounts to a huge bucket of tar, getting covered in black goo, and breathing chokingly horrible carcinogenic fumes. That's what I call a dirty job.

Boating in a sewage lagoon

When I worked for a hydrographic company as a young physics student many years ago, one of my assignments was to run a series of sonar scans of the sewage outfall lagoon of a large city on Lake Ontario. I did the runs in a small inflatable Zodiac with an outboard motor. Fortunately I was given a survival suit, although if I'd fallen into that water, I would've preferred to die right away. Besides the usual turds and toilet paper floating around, there were the occasional rotting animal corpses and some of the maintenance workers said they often cleaned aborted fetuses out of the filtration screens. On the shores of the lagoon were washed up tens of thousands of plastic tampon inserters, all in pastel pinks and blues. the maintenance workers called them "beach whistles". Absolutely nothing grew near the lagoon, and one day we noticed that thousands of sea gulls--those hardy beasts!--had died after they poked around the dirt turned over by a bulldozer. Scary stuff.

Anyway, after a few survey runs the outboard motor stalled right when I was in the middle of a large section of open water. I hoisted the prop out of the water and saw that it was completely wound up in dozens of used condoms that had got past the filtration screens. I had to free the prop using my Swiss Army knife. (I later threw away the knife.)

The scariest thing was what I noticed the next morning. The day before, I'd dripped some of the lagoon water on the jeans that I was wearing under my survival suit. Overnight, the liquid had actually burned holes right through the fabric of my jeans, as if mice had gnawed them. I was totally freaked by that and since then I've always wondered what effect the noxious chemicals I probably absorbed that day will have on my long-term health.

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Actually that job is probably the cleanest of the list. There's no horrible smell and there's no touching of anything vile.
1) Pipette drop of fluid onto slide.
2) Look at slide.
3) Count sperm.
4) Put a tube into a centrifuge.
5) Pipette out water.
6) Put tube

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"Where does the dirty part come into play?"

That's how you have to talk to the guy during the step 0) obtaining of sample.

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...obtaining of sample

Reminds me of a visit to a medical lab.

I was mildly embarrassed to be dropping off a urine sample for a 24 hour calcium test, which is a *huge* jug of piss collected over 24 hours.

Some other guy was trying to hand off a 'sample' to one of the lab techs.
She said very loudly (for all to hear): "I can't take your semen.
Semen samples can only be accepted between (some time range) on (some specific days)."

I thought they had more discrete ways of handling samples like that. It sure made me feel less awkward.

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FTA:

Semen Washer

What they do: Take semen samples under microscopic observation to study their sperm count, then spin, separate, add preservatives and freeze the samples for in vitro fertilization.

Although how that is massively more dirty than any other job

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Another slashdotter not quite clear on the concept of 'science'.

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Latex glove on, finger in, two second of probing, finger out, glove off. If you think that's one of the most disgusting things in life then you're in for a few surprises.

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Hell, that's a highly anticipated Friday night activity for some of us.

... what?