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Hubble Discovers Dark Spot on Uranus

Posted by CmdrTaco on Wed Oct 04, 2006 08:10 AM
from the matches-dark-spot-on-my-soul dept.
Space Science
TheDawgLives writes "Just as we near the end of the hurricane season in the Atlantic Ocean, winds whirl and clouds churn 2 billion miles away in the atmosphere of Uranus, forming a dark vortex large enough to engulf two-thirds of the United States."
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  • Dark Spot on Uranus? (Score:5, Funny)

    by Kimos (859729) <kimos...slashdot@@@gmail...com> on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:12AM (#16303935) Homepage
    Must... resist... bad... jokes...

    • Re:Dark Spot on Uranus? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by Lazerf4rt (969888) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:33AM (#16304345)
      I challenge anybody to post a +5 Insightful comment about this story. It can't be done!
      [ Parent ]

      • Re:Dark Spot on Uranus? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by strider44 (650833) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:46AM (#16304579)
        Don't worry, your post will get there. I admit I burst out laughing as soon as I read the headline but if you want something mildly insightful I might as well fill in something while I have the time.

        Is it any surprise that there's a dark spot on Uranus? Jupiter has a couple of huge cyclones raging on in there, so does Saturn. Both the planet's black spots are bigger than Uranus' anyway. Uranus is a gas giant, since there's going to be some wind going on there I'm not exactly shocked that huge cyclones have formed.

        Enormous cyclones I think are just a side-effect of gas giants. I don't think it's anything to get excited about.
        [ Parent ]

      • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

        by Lazarian (906722)
        Uranus is different from the other planets in the fact its axis is tilted almost ninety degrees - for two periods of its 84 year orbit one half of the planet is always pointed away from the sun. From the picture it looks like right now its equator is perpe

      • Re:Dark Spot on Uranus? (Score:5, Informative)

        by linuxguy1454 (856932) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @11:17AM (#16307089) Homepage
        OK, time to salvage this from all the jokes.

        From the image, it looks like the spot could be 19.5 degrees north of the equator. Years ago, I read a paper by Richard C. Hoagland, author of The Monuments of Mars: A City on the Edge of Forever (1987). Although a lot of his paper seemed like wild speculation to me, I remember one "message" he deduced from the so-called area near the "face on Mars." There is a characteristic of planetary dynamics which produces an anomoly at 19.5 degrees north or south lattitude, depending on the magnetic pole of the planet. This is related to the rotating molten core of the planet.

        Jupiter's famous red spot is a 19.5 deg. south lattitude. Hoagland predicted a spot on Neptune at 19.5 degrees lattitude before the Voyager discovered it. On earth, Hawaii's Mona Loa volcano, the world's largest and continuously active volcano, is at 19.5 deg. north lattitude. (The Hawaiian islands were all made by passing over the spot where Mona Loa is now.) Olympus Mons, the largest volcano in the solar system, is at 19.5 deg lattitude. The "face on Mars" is 1/3 of the way around from Olympus Mons, at 19.5 deg. lattitude.

        So the spot on Uranus (not on mine!) has nothing to do with solar energy. It is an artifact of planetary dynamics.

        As an additional note- if you place a tetrahedron (a triangular pyramid) inside a shpere so that it's tip touches the north pole and it's 3 base points touch the insides of the sphere, they touch at 19.5 degrees south lattitude.
        [ Parent ]

        • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

          by CheshireCatCO (185193)
          Holy too much sig. fig., Batman! None of the Great Red Spot,the Great Dark Spot, and the Great White Spot are at 19.5 degrees south latitude on their respective planets. Their latitudes vary around 20 degrees south, but 19.5 is putting way too much preci

          • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

            by RealGrouchy (943109)

            I'm not refuting you, since I'm not qualified to. But it absolutely bakes my noodle that planetary features would always occur at 19.5 degrees south lattitude. What forces could possibly be happening to make planets all end up with significant features at

          • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

            by linuxguy1454 (856932)
            Hoagland doesn't explain the 19.5 degree thing, he basically says that it seems to be a result of unexplained planetary dynamics for which nobody seems to have a theory for. What is more weird than the 19.5 thing is how he claims to have figured it out, be
    • I was so excited by this fascinating story that I went out and told our cute secretary, "Hey, guess what? There's a dark spot on Uranus and it's large enough to engulf two-thirds of the United States!" Somehow, I don't think she knew what I meant...

  • oblig. (Score:2, Funny)

    by Kreigaffe (765218)
    Insert butt joke [here]

    (insert insert joke [here])

  • any way to forecast this? (Score:5, Funny)

    by jeffs72 (711141) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:12AM (#16303977) Journal
    "forming a dark vortex large enough to engulf two-thirds of the United States."

    I'd like to know when this will happen so I can move to, say, Canada.

    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      by diamondsw (685967)
      "forming a dark vortex large enough to engulf two-thirds of the United States."
      I'd like to know when this will happen so I can move to, say, Canada.

      I'd get a move on, since it's already engulfed 50% of the US as of 2004...

  • OMG (Score:2, Funny)

    by turnipsatemybaby (648996)
    They've found Klingons on Uranus!

  • In Related News.... (Score:4, Funny)

    by w3weasel (656289) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:16AM (#16304041) Homepage
    Due to the decades of jokes involving the name of this planet, and in light of the fact that a change in pronunciation during the 80's did nothing to curb the lowbrow humor, the same panel of scientists who removed Pluto from our solar system, have deciced to rename Uranus. Henceforth, this planet shall be referred to as Urectum.

  • Hurricane season (Score:2, Offtopic)

    by OakDragon (885217)
    A little off-topic, but since the posting does mention it...

    Just as we near the end of the hurricane season in the Atlantic Ocean

    The National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration still has this headline on their front page:

    NOAA Continues to Pred [noaa.gov]

    • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

      by stupidfoo (836212)
      Clearly, global warming is causing this lack of hurricanes and major storms.

      Why not? It gets blamed for everything else.

    • Re: (Score:2)

      by UbuntuDupe (970646)
      It's alright though, if one year there aren't many hurricanes, we can just delete it from the evidence when proving that ExxonMobil is causing natural disasters.

      • Re: (Score:2)

        by OakDragon (885217)
        Oops, sorry. You are correct, of course. It should be pointed out, in the spirit of your correction, that the 12 to 15 named storms include the hurricanes & major hurricanes. I know that's obvious to most, but...

  • Let's send up some bog roll on a rocket.

    We're going for the fucking record here!

  • Found a what on the what now? (Score:5, Funny)

    by 0xdeadbeef (28836) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:22AM (#16304163) Homepage Journal
    Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

    Fry: Oh. What's it called now?

    Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

  • well... (Score:3, Funny)

    by jimstapleton (999106) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:24AM (#16304197) Journal
    I guess it didn't loosten it's asteroid belt fast enough when it got to the big dipper...

  • Please lay off the Uranus jokes (Score:5, Funny)

    by theskipper (461997) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:25AM (#16304207)
    It just makes you look desperate for a +5 funny.

    The poor planet has been the butt of far too many attempts at humor.

  • hurricane in uranus (Score:3, Funny)

    by somersault (912633) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:26AM (#16304231) Homepage Journal
    now that's a bad case of wind..
  • attempting to cover the problem of the jokes about the name "Uranus" by renaming the planet to "Urknickers"...

  • in other news.. (Score:5, Funny)

    by mottie (807927) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @08:37AM (#16304429)
    One camp of scientists believe the dark spot is raised in elevation and are thus vying to name it "the turtlehead" whereas another group believes that it is actually a hole, and is fighting to name the spot "puckered starfish". More to follow.
  • Too many jokes...

    Head explodes

  • I saw the topic.... (Score:2, Funny)

    by Churla (936633)
    And I knew.. there would not be ONE serious discussion on the topic. People asking for a cessation of rectal humor are basically.. well.. fartin in the wind.
  • easily could engulf the US AND Canada.

  • Can't... resist... (Score:5, Funny)

    by 93 Escort Wagon (326346) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @09:48AM (#16305595)
    Isn't the Hubble supposed to be pointing away from Earth?

  • Less obvious... (Score:3)

    by SnowDog74 (745848) on Wednesday October 04 2006, @11:48AM (#16307599)
    Higher resolution imagery demonstrated that the spot was comprised of millions of rectangular objects of unknown origin, each with dimensions of 1 x 4 x 9.

    I, for one, welcome our new universal and infinite intelligence.

      • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

        by Anonymous Coward
        Not sure, but is "wpot" not supposed to have two t's?

    • Re: (Score:2)

      by Nimey (114278)
      ObJoke: Why don't Congressmen use bookmarks?

      Because they prefer their pages bent over.

    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      by MrNaz (730548)
      Dammit I should have read the other posts first. Scratch that, I really should have PREDICTED the other posts and not made a joke that was bound to have been made once for every meter between here and Uranus.

      Tee hee!
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