The Biology of B-Movie Monsters 120
Ant writes "The Biology of B-Movie Monsters is a published paper about the reality of movie-monster anatomy in 2003. In the paper, Michael C. LaBarbera explores the implications of extremely large and extremely small fantasy creatures, whose mass, volume and surface-area scale at different rates as they are shrunk/enlarged (e.g., ants can carry many times their body-weight, but if they were the size of tigers, they'd be crushed under their own carapaces). Other issues covered include the respiratory difficulties of Mothra, the biomechanics of Jurassic Park dinosaurs, and the reason E.T., the Extra-Terrestrial is so effing cute.."
Chicken. (Score:5, Funny)
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I shall never trust the film industry again.
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On Being the Right Size (Score:5, Informative)
Rich.
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As for ghosts - supernatural forces by definition are not natural forces. But if you want to deal with "walking" and moving through walls we only need to posit that ghosts exer
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The 'research' isn't particularly detailed. About 15% of the paper is devoted to explaining how heat is just energy moving around. Although I'm not a believer, this paper is essentially saying "Ghosts etc. can't exist because they violate the laws of physics." Duh.
Stupid physicists and their...physics. (Score:1)
Well, um, being that it was written by a bunch of physicists and all, for a bunch of physicists (since it's on arXive), isn't this to be expected?
Now, I'm sure if the professors from the Womens Studies department write a followup paper, that'll be some really good reading.
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There's also the fact that most vampire fiction these days doesn't assume that being bitten automatically turns you into a v
Re:On Being the Right Size (Score:4, Interesting)
Ghost can't be touched => ghost can't touch the floor => ghost can't walk.
Unless, of course, the ghost can fly (for example, by expelling neutrinos or some other hard to detect particles that nonetheless can have nonzero momentum) and is simply pretending to walk to mess with your mind - one would imagine that after overcoming death gravity would not be much of a challenge ? Or maybe the ghost is walking on the ghostly version of the stairs - a bit like it's still wearing clothes despite the clothes not being alive when it was alive (in other words maybe the stairs are part of the ghost) ? Or maybe the ghost is actually somehow imprinted in the house and is just projecting an image of itself walking ? Heck, maybe the ghost is normally dormant (since it has no functional neurons) but jumps into living brains when some come near, and you sense its presence in your body as chills and strange visions ?
About the sudden cold it's hard to say anything, since the author failed to say anything but suggest that there might be drafs in old houses, which is certainly true but does absolutely nothing to prove the nonexistence of ghosts or even rule them out as the possible source of sudden cold.
In other words, the paper fails to prove anything about ghosts but plenty about its author's lack of imagination.
The proof against vampires runs into even simpler problem: a vampire is supposed to be an intelligent being with full access to its logical faculties. In other words, a vampire is quite capable of understanding what will happen if it lets everyone it feeds upon to become a new vampire, and can easily prevent this just by destroying the corpse. In fact, several vampire mythos (such as Dracula) indicate that in order to become a vampire you must drink vampires blood; simply being drained dry by one kills you dead.
Now, I understand that it may be hard to think about the existence of ghosts and vampires seriously; however, when you start accusing others of "pseudoscience", you'd damn well better get even basic logic right yourself. A half-assed paper is half-assed and does no one any good. The paper fails to show that the existence of vampires or ghosts is "contradictory to simple facts". The writer of the paper should devote less time to accuse others of lack of critical thinking and concentrate on improving his own.
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I think the writer could do with a few more palentology lessons before reassessing the comments on JP though.
He seems to have a biologist's preconceptions that life then is exactly the same formula as life now... with species occupying identical niches to those today, a vision that's as alien and unreal as the pro-evolutionist's "Noah couldn't get the triceratops up t
Galileo's Two New Sciences (Score:5, Interesting)
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Earlier in the paper he had talked about how small animals fall slower because they have a higher surface area to weight ratio; the same thing applies to jumping.
Classic Hollywood (Score:5, Insightful)
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Cacoon (Score:5, Interesting)
So he was totally satisfied that intergalactics and geriatrics would hit it off, he believed without question that aliens visited earth in the first place, and did not quiestion that the first notion the US government would have had was to chase down a pleasure boat, but once that boat had exceeded its real-world limitations, he was totally disillusioned.
So my dad is a boat man. This guy is a body size ratio man. Neither seem to posess the skill of suspension of disbelief, a prerequisite for watching a movie. I further the "waste of time" motion.
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Oh common. . . (Score:5, Insightful)
So while I watch House and think "I doubt that that many people could get soo many rare diseases" she thinks "Those test results aren't indicitive of that, why don't they screen for this? That disease can't progress that quickly. That disease doesn't present symptoms like that at all! Doctors don't go to patients houses like that. " etc etc It's hard to shut that voice out.
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My big pet peeve is when they show some actor/actress *pretending* to play a musical instrument, only their hand movements don't match the notes being played. It's like the notorious Japanese monster movie imports that came with dubbed English voice-overs that totally did not synch with the people's mouths -- only instead of being hilarious, it's mad
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On the other hand, kudos to Val Kilmer in Top Secret [imdb.com]...he sang all of "his" songs, and I noticed that he was actually playing the guitar in at least one scene (and a barre chord no less).
This is why... (Score:2)
Suspension of disbelief only works if you willingly decide to shut off your rational mind and buy into what you're seeing. I'd argue that not only does one's level of expertise in the field being portrayed play a role, but also
Your Dad has never been on a USCG cutter then! (Score:1, Informative)
Totally missing the point (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Cacoon (Score:4, Insightful)
"Suspension of disbelief" is a skill exercised in creating a movie - specifically, it's the art of creating a movie that is unrealistic, but not so unrealistic that it triggers the "wait, this is a load of crap" instinct in the watchers. It's the difference between reasoned speculation and juvenile wish-fulfillment. It's the trick of creating a movie that "makes sense" even though it's fiction. It's okay to be unlikely but you have to avoid unreasonable or impossible or the intelligent parts of the audience are going to (rightly) say that your movie sucks.
It is, in absolutely no sense, the job of the watcher to make the movie not suck. The watcher is the customer. They are paying the maker to make a movie that doesn't suck. If you make a movie and expect the watcher to make it not suck, then you (the maker) need to pay them to watch it, because they're the one doing the work.
A movie that fails to entertain you is not your fault for being a bad watcher, it's a bad movie.
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If you are not prepared to suspend disbelief because you insist that superman must obey the laws of conservation of energy and momentum, then it's not the film-makers fault - it's your fault for going to a movie where t
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The less gullible they are the easier it is to part them from their money.
Oblig. Stargate (Score:1)
Re:Cacoon (Score:4, Informative)
The willing suspension of disbelief [wikipedia.org] is the viewer-side term for the phenomenon. What you're describing, the author-side element, is called verisimilitude [reference.com]. That is, the creator's ability to infuse a believability into their work, even if that work involves unrealistic elements.
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Thats because he is a zombie man.
suspension of disbelief (Score:2)
I have had this problem since my early teens, and it does make movie-watching difficult. I realized how annoying my problem was when watching one of the Indiana Jones movies in the theater. I don't remember which movie it was, but he was of course in some subterranean passage, and one of the booby-traps was activated by one of the sidekicks blocking the sunlight streaming through an opening. Immediately
he's missing something (Score:5, Interesting)
Alien is almost an excellent primer on parasitology, taking some of the more bizarre lifecycle aspects of certain parasites and insects, and exploding it into a scifi universe where humans are the host (with some great neato "what if" aspects of contemplative exobiology like acid for blood, organometallics for an exoskeleton that can resist the vacuum of space, the mouth-within-a-mouth, etc.)
wikipedia has a good exploration of the subject [wikipedia.org]
the point is, Alien satisfies both mass audiences with requisite scares, but it also satisfies the scientifically-minded audience, because it begins with a good grounding in biology and expands upon it in a scholarly manner. Alien is entertaining on both a shallow bug out manner, and is also fodder for intellectual rumination as well. so many movies are just one or the other (usually the former), and it is very rare to find a movie that can do both very successfully like Alien
Re:he's missing something (Score:4, Insightful)
ORLY? How does the Alien grow from the tadpole that bursts out of the crewman's chest to the full-sized adult, without eating anyone or thing? (Apparently there was a cut scene showing the humans it had caught paralysed and used to incubate more Aliens (like wasps, etc) so it never eats anything at all -- unless it sneaked into the galley and microwaved a TV dinner.) And let's not even consider the economics of an interstellar freighter shipping ore; no ore is that valuable or rare. Yeah, a fun movie, many good things about it, but not at all scientific.
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But I digress. The crew of the 'Nostromo'? Fair enough, I would have shit myself when that squeaky thing jumped out of his chest. But Kirk, Spock, McCoy, & Scottie? Plenty of times we saw food go in, but never come out. (Actually, that may explain the bloated mess that is Shats today - but what about Nimoy?). We saw Yoda cook a couple of big meals, but never saw him dropping the kids off at the pool. Capt'n Mal & the crew had meals in almost every episode, but 'Serenity' doesn't seem to have a head?
And you can't tell me that, after a few drinks at the cantina, Han Solo didn't have to go and drain the main vein to make his bladder gladder...
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FarScape also contains lots of mucus and vomit - they are quite open about bodily functions.
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There's the scene in 2001 when Floyd is puzzling with the instructions for the Zero-G toilet. But most SF spaceships have some magical artificial gravity so toilets should be fairly conventional.
An early Babylon 5 episode had a couple of guys going to a urinal and doing their business.Lots of toilet humour and gratuitous bathroom nudity on Enterprise, but no actual toilet scenes I can recall.
They have bathrooms/toilets on the Galatica... (Score:1)
I think it may be universal I don't know of many shows that include going to the bathroom scenes. I don't remember Lassie ever leaving a pile on the ground but I don't think it implied that Lassie didn't have to crap from time to time, it just didn't need to show it.
I would like to see some scifi movie/show deal with the effects of faster than light travel sometime. I don't think anyone ever has any side effects from traveling across
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We don't usually see people shitting in space movies, because frankly, most people don't want to see that. It's not just space movies; it's all types of movies. Unless the movie is about toilet "humor"(?), it probably happens off screen. Nevertheless, I think I remember something about a complicated-looking zero-gee-toilet instructions sign in 2001. And in Babylon 5 (ok, that's TV, but so what?), we know there are bathrooms, because we see them used as secret-meeting places.
As for Alien, there's a hint
Why isn't this rated +5 Fucking Hilarious? (NT) (Score:2)
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In the pilot episode we see Mal zipping up and pushing a foldaway head back into the wall of his cabin. I assume that each crew member's cabin has the same facilities.
Alien growth (Score:2)
We don't know. But that doesn't mean the film asserts that it's somehow "magic." You can't assume that something is unrealistic simply because you don't have a clear view of it. Unexplained != unrealistic. I would concede it's one of the most glaring questions raised by the movie, though.
I have heard it postulated that the Alien did eat some parts of the ship itself
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The film doesn't assert anything, it just happens with no explanation at all. If something appears out of nowhere (as a couple of hundred kilos of Alien flesh), that is magic. The only possible explantion is that it (in its "tadpole" form) found a can opener and some tins of bully beef. Or maybe the engineers left some pizza crusts behind the machinery (though they'd be a few decades old....
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The novelisation is not the film. But at least it shows someone noticed this was a problem. And what do the vermin eat on an ore carrier that goes years between ports?
Here's a disgusting thought: maybe the alien ate sewage.
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That's so true. Everybody knows that interstellar freighters stick to much more valuable things than ore. I mean, come ON.
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The parent post claimed Alien was scientifically sound. I was responding to that.
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Perhaps. My very first thought when seing this story was:
"I wonder if they can explain how an alien is sucked out into space through a 20 mm hole."
One should think that most living organisms with the exception of jellyfish will be able to withstand a pressure difference of 1 bar over such a tiny area. But of course - it may be possible that the pressure in that spaceship for some reason was 1
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Alien and Jaws vs E.T. (Score:3, Funny)
Argh, you're talking about Alien, and the article mentions E.T., which brings up a painful memory.
I went to the midnight opening of E.T., knowing almost nothing about the movie. All I knew was that Spielberg -- you know, the guy who made JAWS -- was involved, and I had recently seen Alien.
I had certain expectations, as you can imagine. They were not met.
except for basic physics (Score:1)
The Aliens movie also have serious problems with space travel: the colony is apparently 2 lightweeks from Earth, but it is far too warm and too light for that.
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Scaling in aircraft (Score:4, Interesting)
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* Engine power
* This author once again makes the idiotic 'lift is proporti
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While I too have also witnessed at an airshow what you are talking about (indeed, it is called a "tail-slide" - also, as a kid I once flew a paper airplane I made which did the same, but it only happenned once), I have also seen an airplan
Prop planes can go vertical (Score:1)
An example http://www.unrealaircraft.com/gravity/xfy1.php [unrealaircraft.com]
Published Paper? (Score:4, Informative)
It's a pretty good site, actually, IMHO. Archive is worth a couple of hours of browsing.
From the home page:
"The University of Chicago, through a consortium of 14 leading educational and cultural institutions called Fathom, provided high-quality, free educational resources on the Internet from January 2000 through March 2003.
This Library archive offers access to the complete range of free content developed for Fathom by University of Chicago faculty, researchers, and departments. Feel free to browse this archive of online learning resources, which include lectures, articles, interviews, and exhibits.
Faculty interested in finding other venues to disseminate materials for educational outreach should contact Stephen Gabel, Associate Provost, University of Chicago (sgabel@uchicago.edu, 702-0790)."
Cool and comprehensive site on movie physics (Score:2, Informative)
Movies get better (Score:4, Insightful)
could an invisible man be a reality? Maybe, who knows, but one thing is certain: to be invisible, photons should pass straight through you, so you are in fact invisible. Your eyes won't be able to register anything and you'll be effectively completely blind.
So I guess that's the other side of the coin, noone can see you, but you can't see anything at all.
On the point whether we should "suspend our disbelief" when going to see movies: depends on the movie. For a fantasy movie with magicians, elfs, and trolls, suspending your disbelief is only natural.
But a "sci-fi" is called a "sci-fi" since it's based on a scientific probability. Of course most people do not specialize in biology and chemistry and all this and for them it's all the same.
But you can see for yourself how amazingly irritating it is for a Slashdotter to watch a movie with preposterous ideas about computer technology and Internet (err infinite detail raster photos and magic "password hacking" boxes anyone?).
However we gotta give it to Hollywood. I know it's modern to bash movies nowadays, but just compare the level of sophistication of modern sci-fi movies with what people were fed in the 50-s. It's definitely better, and definitely has more science put into it.
It's the only thing we can expect with an increasingly better informed and discriminating public as people are nowadays.
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There is another possibility. (Score:2, Interesting)
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And if they deflect around you, again no photons reach your eye so you're blind again. The only way would be that you have some device that uses other range of frequencies, OR a
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Well more like it has 'science buzzwords' sprinkled here and there: I still remember the movie Stargate, where they detect instantly where a probe is and the probe has just been teleported several light years away..
That plus learning to speak egyptian in one week was a bit too much for me.
Not a waste of time (Score:1)
Don't Forget "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" (Score:1)
The text of the story was on http://www.larryniven.org/ [larryniven.org] , but I can't find it now.
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Or just click here [larryniven.org]
Diamonds are a giant insect's best friend (Score:2)
His area of expertise may be invertebrate biology, but not apparently, basic chemistry. Flamethrowers won't ignite diamonds. Diamonds may be combustable under certain conditions, but are not flammable, and won't "burn quite nicely" - certainly not as a result of flame-throwing ant-killing military rampages of the sort in Them!
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The "half-molecule" explanation is kinda naive. In a gram of material, there's on the order of 10^23 molecules - or around 2^77 (a lot of halves!). To move from a linear size of micrometers to meters is 10^6 in linear dimension - or 10^18 in number of molecules. Running into half-molecules isn't the problem - it's that you're dealing with many fewer molecules - so new physics scales come into play!
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Well, there's another way to change the size: If you make the electron mass larger, the size will shrink as well: The atom radius goes like 1/mu, where mu is the reduced mass of the electron. Since the electron mass is only about 1/2000 of the nucleon mass, and the number of electons for a neutral body is the same as the number of protons (and therefore
B-Movie What??? (Score:3, Insightful)
I mean, think about it for a moment. What surface area do you really care about? The monster's hide, or the amount of boobage exposed? Does anybody really watch those movies for the monsters, or for the showers?
Them (Score:4, Funny)
He's partly right about the ants in "Them." I live in New Mexico, and while these ants are indeed impressive-looking, they aren't really all that dangerous. Even children learn pretty quickly, that the way you defend yourselves against these things is to break their legs. The real social problem related to these insects is that juvenile delinquents are always torturing Them. Something about it is just too irresistable.
But then there's that persistent rumor about them having diamonds in their joints. It's not true, and it just creates a poaching problem. You wanna come to NM and get fined for giant-ant poaching? Ok, come on over and get your ass fined. You'd be shocked out how much it costs, and it's a significant source of our local governments' revenue.
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You know, I once did a year of Homeland Security outside of WSMR (right outside the gates, at the DATTS facility. When they gave us the tour and showed us the reactor that they used to test military vehicles, the staff raised the reactor machinery from it's watery 30 ft grave and locked it into place.
Right then, a scorpion crawled off the reactor. I spent the next year waiting to see a huge arachnid tear its way out of that building, knowing my M60 wasn't gonna stop it.
Goddamn New Mexico.....
Check out the past for earlier versions (Score:1)
Anyone have access to a Readers Guide to Periodical Literature?
Isaac Asimov (Score:2)
biologist on biology of aliens (Score:1)
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Watching AVP right now, it looks like WWF/WWE had *way* too much influence.
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I have not seen AVP, but Alien 3 had a terrible looking alien for movement shots. The CGI looked so out of place and unnatural that it completeley ruined the atmosphere of the movie.
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Fastest anaconda eating person ever!
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Or a PhD dissertation on Star Trek.
Opps, someone just did that. [slashdot.org]