Chicken and Egg Problem Solved 449
Java Pimp writes "It seems scientists and philosophers now agree which came first. The Egg. From the CNN article: 'Put simply, the reason is down to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life. Therefore the first bird that evolved into what we would call a chicken, probably in prehistoric times, must have first existed as an embryo inside an egg. Professor John Brookfield, a specialist in evolutionary genetics at the University of Nottingham, told the UK Press Association the pecking order was clear.' So, does this mean we can now show P=NP?"
Old News (Score:3, Funny)
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Cecil Adams' response was only correct for one interpretation of the question. That interpretation is a question of whether eggs of any sort existed before chickens of any sort. His interpretation is only useful if you intend to be a smart-ass by answering the letter of the question rather than the common interpretation. The more common interpretation of this question is whether chicken eggs existed before chickens themselves. That is the question that TFA seeks to answer.
BTW, I also answered this question years ago (though not before '84). All it got me was dumb stares from the people I told it to. Now that my answer has been "officially confirmed" I expect nothing but head scratching and comments like, "I don't remember you saying anything like that at all."
The answer is actaully quite obvious from an evolutionary perspective. If evolution happens between generations, then what came before the first chicken egg had to be a non-chicken. Thus the egg came first.
TW
Re:I answered this years ago as well: (Score:3, Insightful)
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Since chickens have been artificially selected by humans for centuries, if not millenia, they have obtained an especially "chicken-like" form, consciously and unconsciously sculpted by the human chicken aesthetic.
Interesting now is the highly concentrated factory farm method of chicken selection. The chickens are stressed beyond their original design, and so factory farmers are forced to use more forceful methods to predominate over the ailments of overstressed overcrowded fowl. The evolved chicken factory employs de-beaking as the solution to aggression, and antibiotics boosters as the solution to natural death, before conveying them into the slaughtering and plucking machines.
Which leads to the next axiom: "Never trust an inexpensive chicken."
Similar conditions exist for the majority of laying hens, and who knows what it does to the eggs? I don't eat inexpensive chickens or eggs any more, but plenty of people will.
I imagine a science fiction scenario where the factory method of chicken evolution is permitted to continue unrestrained for many centuries. The chickens continue to evolve, selected for their hardiness and calmness under pressure.
But what will the chicken evolve into?
Will humans of the future ask, "Which came first, the Xorph or the Cubulex?"
Could there one day be a chicken equivalent of the Kwisatz Haderach?
Will chickens become so powerful that they rebel against the factory workers, and massacre the human race?
Or, will chickens become so overstressed, right down to their genetics, that the species loses its viability?
Or, could the chicken's natural genetics, in its spontaneous, creative way, evolve antibodies or poisons in their flesh to infect and debilitate humans, in the same way as toads developed poisons to protect them?
Or, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs, maybe the cumulative effect of generations of genetic pressure could cause latent DNA to awaken, so that chickens develop more dinosaur-like traits, reverting to more primordial forms. Chickens on psilocybin suspended in sensory deprivation tanks - like in "Altered States."
Or, in another scenario, chicken chemistry becomes a major factor in selecting human offspring, and as a result over many millenia chicken geist merges with human geist. Chicken chemistry subtly influences the chemistry of the human womb, infants are born early, die young, and the United States eventually has the second-highest infant mortality rate of all industrialized nations.
In another scenario, it is learned that KFC is not really chicken, that the chain long ago sought out chickens with extra limbs and those born without brains, and began genetically selecting these birds. They turn out to be funding studies into chicken DNA so that they can grow chicken meat in any desired form. Some of the horrors uncovered are described as "large pulsing triple-breasted oysters" and "quivering picushions bearing as many as twenty chicken legs and thighs." When the legal smoke clears nothing happens. KFC stock doubles every month as their patented creations become staggeringly popular worldwide.
Next news.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Next news.... (Score:2)
The mean value theorem.
Re:Next news.... (Score:5, Funny)
The question "Why did the chicken cross the road" is invalid. It is invalid because "why" assumes that the chicken had some reason for taking the action "cross the road". This, in turn, assumes that the chicken has the concept of "road"; after all, if the chicken doesn't know that the road is there, then the chicken did not - from the chickens point of view - cross the road, and consequently it is meaningless to ask for its motivations for doing so.
Since chicken is an animal, it is unlikely that it has the concept of road in the same sense than humans do; since it is a bird, whose ancestors were propably capable of flight in the near past, it is unlikely to have the concept of road in any sense - why would a flying bird need roads ?
Therefore, the chicken can never have any motivation for crossing the road, since from the chickens point of view, it never does any such thing. It simply moves from one point to another, and these points happen to be on the opposite side of a flat area of ground. No road-crossing has happened.
Think of it this way: if you walk over a scent trail left by some animal, and you don't know that the trail is there, it is foolish to ask your motives of crossing that trail. One can ask your motives for walking in the first place, but the crossing was pure coincidence and not something you chose.
Re:Next news.... (Score:5, Funny)
You must be a riot at parties.
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To put it simply, I may say that the cause of t
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Alright, now answer me this: (Score:2, Interesting)
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But you could argue that fire is more engineering than science. The knowledge involved did not concern the physical causes of fire, but more of how to start and control fires. In other words, the ancients did not investigate the chemical reactions behind fire before using and cotrolling fire.
Re:Alright, now answer me this: (Score:2)
Back in the day, science was considered to be a subset of philosophy. If you asked Newton what he did, he's have said "Natural Philosophy".
Re:Alright, now answer me this: (Score:2, Interesting)
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So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? (Score:2)
"P == !P" or "P!=P" or "P == ~P" or "P equals not P"
Whatever syntax you'd prefer. Anyway, a contradiction that turns out not to be a contradiction doesn't invalidate the law of contraditions.
Re:So, does this mean we can now show P=NP? (Score:2)
P=1
Z = | { F(x)P = NP }
N=0
The function F(x) could have been anything from cosmic rays,
environmental out-of-boundary conditions, to the "hand of God"
that disrupted the embryronic DNA replication that became a
chicken.
But it did take man, over thousands of years of selective breeding,
to bring us "buffalo wings" and "chicken fingers".
Now that this one's solved... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Now that this one's solved... (Score:5, Funny)
The hell with that, when did they evolve buffalo wings?
I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:3, Funny)
But what if the almost-chicken converted?
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:3, Informative)
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:2)
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens were a twinkle in the eye of that "almost chicken".
Much like the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, you have to know the right question first. "Which came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?". And to answer that, you have to define what a chicken egg is, is it an egg that hatches into a chicken, or is it an egg laid by a chicken? While its
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:3, Funny)
Because you'll never get anywhere if you don't define your terms
Please define "chicken."
KFG
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:2)
Little known fact: pigeons absolutely love KFC.
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:2)
here yah go.
when reading the article i suddenly realized that the chickens outnumber us humans 4 to 1!...
most of them living bad lives to end up as food for humanity...
scare thought..
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:2)
--jeffk++
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:2, Interesting)
one could also say...
Something that was almost a chicken gave (eggless) birth to the original chicken. So, the chicken had to have been first.
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:2)
Something that laid eggs laid an egg one day that hatched into something that was more like a chicken than it's parent. This happened a bunch of times. These continous changes happened over many generations to the point where humans can point and say "That's a chicken."
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:3, Insightful)
The rate of evolution being as slow as it is, it's about 0% likely that a mammal (live birth) could give birth to a bird (egg laying) like that.
Maybe in Spore, though...
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:2)
Wouldn't Punctuated Equilibruim take care of this problem?
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:5, Interesting)
Of course this is a literal interpretation of the phrase, and doesn't take into account the larger problem that it points to, that is "chicken and egg problems". The general question is more like "which came first, the egg, or the egg producer"? Ultimately I think the answer to this lies in the distinction we make between egg and not egg. When do you start calling something an egg? Does it have to have a hard outer shell like a chicken egg? Is a single cell that exchanges genetic information with another cell, then divides into a multi-celluar thing an egg?
In reality the hard distinctions we make between things is a helpfull abstraction, but it's not exactly "real". Definitions are used to convey meaning, but the only thing that's real is the physical world, not our words for it.
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:3, Insightful)
Nah, you've got it backwards...
The answer lies in the distinction between "Chicken" and "Not Chicken"
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unfortunately... (Score:2)
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Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:5, Funny)
That's exactly why it's on Slashdot. :-)
Re:Yeah that was my thought (Score:2)
God/Allah/FSM made the chicken. Then gave it the ability to lay eggs. And then god said unto man. Then God/Allah/FSM said "Eat my cock." The rest is history.
Re:I thought this was obvious to everybody (Score:3, Insightful)
It's kinda like asking when dough becomes bread. There's definately a difference in the sta
Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #929 (Score:2)
A: On the same plate please. May I have some tea as well?
Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 (Score:2, Insightful)
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Re:Obligatory Chicken & Egg Joke #928 (Score:2, Informative)
The verb "to lay" always requires an object; i.e. you must lay something, not just lay. The slang usage "getting laid" (meaning someone's having sex with you) is grammatically identical to an egg being laid by a chicken (a chicken is laying an egg); both a subject (the chicken) and an object (the egg) are involved.
The phrase "Now I lay me down to sleep" works grammatically because it's reflexive: the object here is "me". "Now I lay down to sleep" would be incorrect.
If you
Flawed assumption (Score:3, Insightful)
I still believe that the first chicken was actually born of the very last chicken egg in existence, transported back in time by his noodly appendage [venganza.org].
So, what does a mobius chicken taste like?
obvious answer (Score:2)
Settled, almost (Score:2)
They messed up the punchline... (Score:3, Funny)
A: The Rooster.
Re:They messed up the punchline...again (Score:2)
Pteradactachickendyl (Score:2)
obvious (Score:2)
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Is it? (Score:2)
My question is, do generations become new species (or lose their reproductive ability with members of the previous species) at once, or gradually over long periods of time? Because at some point that has to happen, and I can't imagine it happening gradually, they either ca
Re:Is it? (Score:2)
However not being able to produce fertile offspring is not the only one that can lead to the separation of species in the first place.
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Re:Is it? (Score:2)
I think you are confusing the directions in which the definition of species works. Yes, a posteriori you define that a group of otherwise possibly quite similar animals or plants belong to different species when they can't produce fertile offspring (not "mate", you can very well mate with, well, a lot), because the missing gene exchange leads to increasingly big differences.
However not being able to produce fertile offspring is not the only mechanism th
I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion (Score:3, Insightful)
uhm.... no...
'Put simply, the reason [that the egg must have come first] is down to the fact that genetic material does not change during an animal's life.
Their
Re:I thought that this was Science Vs. Religion (Score:2)
Heathens! (Score:2)
Crap came first (Score:4, Insightful)
The egg clearly came first since chickens evolved from species already laying eggs.
If you ask if a specific chicken came before a specific chicken-egg, then probably yes, depending on the time of the laying/conception/[your preferred existance-deciding moment].
If you ask if a specific chicken came before it's own egg, then obvously, no, which is well-established by the laws of causality.
But, that those aside, in the more transcendal (and usual) interpretation the question doesn't make sense since development of a species is continuous and the whole concept of species is trying to break that continuous development into discrete steps. That process is bound to have boundary problems and the system of species should not be applied in those conditions.
Way to feed the Corporate Machine (Score:5, Interesting)
The debate, which may come as a relief to those with argumentative relatives, was organized by Disney to promote the release of the film "Chicken Little" on DVD.
So CNN and Slashdot are happily giving free advertising to The Mouse these days?
But... (Score:2)
Of course the easy answer to the question is that the egg came before the chicken, because sea animals were laying eggs before anybody had legs.
Speculation (Score:2)
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So, yes, possible, but it didn't happen.
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It's just semantics (Score:2)
If a chicken that wasn't born out of an egg is not considered a chicken... then only the first egg it produces is a chicken. Then the egg came first.
It's just semantics...
Re:It's just semantics (Score:2)
First, the first chicken hatched from an egg. Eggs were around for some hundreds of millions of years before chickens.
If we restrict the discussion to chicken eggs, then it's entirely dependent on what you consider a chicken, and then on the argument you mention. But the argument has not been restricted to chicken eggs.
Re:It's just semantics (Score:2)
This isn't a question of "When did chickens evolve to their present state?"
Ah creationism vs evolution debate again (Score:2)
Which came first: (Score:2)
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the question is wrong (Score:4, Interesting)
Of course, if you want to interpret the question not as it was meant, then you can say that lizards and their eggs came before chickens and their eggs, therefor eggs came millions of years before chickens.
But the answer is still right (Score:3, Insightful)
Two days ago (Score:2, Funny)
I knew they were onto me.... *puts tinfoil hat back on*
Now what I wish they'd prove... (Score:2, Funny)
For those who haven't had any Philosphy classes relating to logic... P equals NOT P.
When they prove that, we'll I'm building myself a perpetual motion machine.
Evolution vs. Creation (Score:4, Interesting)
A similar question was "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" (to my understanding) wasn't really about angel-packing theory but was a question about whether you believed that there was a spiritual world coexisting with ours or whether spritual ideas came strictly from men and inhabitants of this world. If you believed in a parallel spiritual world the answer was infinite angles. If you thought that angels were butterflies or people or something with mass then the answer was non-infinite. There wasn't any real debate (do hallucinations of angels count?) but it was another question that simply summarized a particular stance of ideas.
All that comes to mind right now is that horrible song on Sesame Street or the Electric Company or something where they show chickens and eggs and chickens hatching from eggs and a country singer fiddling away singing "Which came first the Chicken or the Egg? The chicken or the Egg? The Chicken or the Egg? Which came first the Chicken or the Egg?" ad smeging infinitum. Grrr. There's going to be an infinite number of angels hunting down whoever posted this and reawakened that memory for me.
Christian Propoganda!!!!!111111 (Score:2)
No matter how much of a mutant freak they really are.
Identify mutants. For your protection.
The truth about chickens (Score:2)
Nope (Score:2)
If you mean "the chicken or any kind of egg", the answer is any kind of egg. Obviously, dinosaurs had eggs before chickens existed.
If you mean "the chicken or the chicken's egg", the answer is the chicken. Only a chicken can lay a chicken's egg.
If you mean "the chicken or the egg containing a chicken", then the answer is the egg, because as the article points out the first chicken had to exist in an egg before it laid eggs of its own.
So... what kind of e
Chickeness (Score:3, Interesting)
1) Do we eat chicken eggs? Their resolution of the argument seems based on the fact that the first genetic chicken was assembled as an egg before growing into a pecking, clucking creature capable of reproduction. But aren't the eggs that we eat unfertilized and unable to grow into chickens? If their definition of "chicken egg" is that which can grow into a chicken, then we apparently eat omelet eggs, cake eggs, and key lime pie eggs.
2) What was the first entity in the adult/egg cycle? Before the first chicken egg, there were ever-so-chickenlike adults with mutated strands of DNA in their unfertilized egg or sperm. It's hard to say that their offspring was 100% chicken while they were 0% chicken. So chickeness gradually evolved from the first entity capable of adult/egg reproduction, and that entity was certainly not very chickenlike at all. But it did start the cycle rolling. Since the creatures before this entity did not lay eggs, I posit that the egg-laying gene mutated within an adult creature. Therefore the chicken, metaphorically, came first.
3) I always read Slashdot comments nested.
AlpineR
Oh boy, city kid eh? (Score:3, Interesting)
The only difference between a fertilized egg and an unfertilized egg is that the fertilized one if incubated will eventually produce a chick. The unfertilized will not.
If you come from a more rural background you will have seen the occasional egg on the breakfast table that was a bit
I always figured it was the egg. (Score:2)
Apparently, the eggheads agree.
The Chicken Came First (Score:4, Funny)
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