Japanese Lab Creates 'Da Vinci' Voices 183
Mikki writes "Using methods employed in criminal investigations, the Japan Acoustic Lab has analyzed the skeletal structures of Leonardo Da Vinci and Mona Lisa's faces to replicate how their voices would have sounded." While Da Vinci is cool, I can think of a slew of other deceased notables worth talking with as well.
I, for one... (Score:5, Funny)
*is brutally killed before finishing the meme*
-:sigma.SB
Re:I, for one... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
So you're the only person anyone's ever heard of from Bronx then?
Ergh - yuk. (Score:3, Insightful)
2) IE 6 Only.
Please don't post this sort of crap (that's so hard to watch) again.
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:3, Informative)
Huh? TFA opens fine in Opera and IE...
The "(Leonardon) Da Vinci referece = promotion of lame movie" stance I shall ignore.
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:3, Interesting)
And the article contains a link to the MSN IE 6.0 only site, where you can actually listen to the clips the article discusses (they appear to be wmp only audio files too)
Utterly typical of MS to attempt to force their crap software on the world (but thank god its only a link to their crap content).
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:2)
God forbid they use the software they developed on the website they created to create the content they're providing to you at no cost.
It's no different than other proprietary formats like Real Audio. It sucks that they exist, but don't make it into more than it is.
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:2)
The ability to do a thing is not sufficient justification to do a thing.
You can get better results (quality per bitrate wise) by using fully open codecs than by using Microsoft's. They chose to use them, and fully deserve any beratement
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:2)
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:2)
I wasn't complaining about the article per se, but the fact that slashdot linked to it.
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:1)
Sorry ... meant to say "Opera and Firefox".
(And sorry about the atrocious typing.)
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:2)
People who cared about art cared about Da Vinci before. Now that the book/movie has hit American (and subsequently lots of other parts of the world unfortunately) pop culture, everyone all of a sudden has an interest in this particular great master. It's sad but predictably true. This would never have gotten the press, or possibly would have even happened at all, had it not been for the book/film. *deep sigh*
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:2)
Not TFA referenced that has the actual content.
The "(Leonardon) Da Vinci referece = promotion of lame movie" stance I shall ignore.
From TFA "The voices are part of the intense promotion of the Hollywood film on Microsoft's Japanese site."
And the whole story is bullshit anyway. The methodology:
the article and direct link (Score:1)
Cracking "The Da Vinci Code" could have been easier -- well, maybe -- if the characters had enlisted the Japanese lab which has "recreated" the voices of Leonardo and Mona Lisa.
Using methods employed in criminal investigations, the Japan Acoustic Lab says it has analyzed the skeletal structures of the historical figures' faces to replicate how their voices would have sounded.
The voices are part of the intense promotion of the Hollywood film on Microsoft's Japanese
Re:the article and direct link (Score:2)
Sorry, I should have been clearer - its the http://promotion.msn.co.jp/ [msn.co.jp] site that does not work without IE6 & WMP.
Thanks for the mirror tho'
Re:the article and direct link (Score:3, Insightful)
The translation is a bit off there. This should read:
"Because the Hollywood studio paid us so much money and we didn't have anything to work with anyway, we made it all up."
Re:the article and direct link (Score:4, Insightful)
By all rights, he should sound more like Samuel Jackson
Stupid story, stupid stunt, lame page. Thanks, slashdot, for supporting the MPAA.
-WS
Re:the article and direct link (Score:2)
Likewise i would love to see them reproduce mine, if only i could adopt it as real
Re:the article and direct link (Score:2)
Re:the article and direct link (Score:2)
Too funny!
Re:the article and direct link (Score:2)
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:1)
Must... destroy.... MS...
*falls over*
Re:Ergh - yuk. (Score:2)
I started up IE to view the site instead of Firefox, and it seemed to have some editorializing of its own to do. I didn't have the Japanese language pack installed, so all the non-English characters were replaced by squares. On my task manager, it looked like it was yelling "MS Nooooooooooooooooo," Anakin Skywalker-style.
Fine, but... (Score:5, Insightful)
If you make assumptions about where someone was brought up and who by, this kind of thing could work - but let's see a blind test. Let someone do a recording of their voice, get these guys to analyse their facial structure (in silence) and see if their prediction matches reality. It's easy to say what dead people noone alive has heard sounds like.
Jolyon
Re:Fine, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Fine, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Fine, but... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Fine, but... (Score:2)
It's very clear that they are using assumptions, and assumptions can be wrong to varying degrees. That doesn't change the fact that it's possible to get a good approximation using assumptions. Whether this works here I don't know, but I do know that people's appearance seems to correlate to how their
What you don't see... (Score:4, Funny)
Mona Lisa was a man! (Score:3, Funny)
Well, as other posters have pointed out, the site is IE6 only...
But apart from that, read this quote, and draw your conclusions:
Re:Mona Lisa was a man! (Score:2)
How does being 5'6 make you have a low tone? My best friend is 5'6 and she has a high tone. In fact, our voices are so similar (even though I'm 5'2) that people (even my mom) can't tell the difference between us on the phone. I think this whole concept of height = vocal tone is bu
Re:Mona Lisa was a man! (Score:2)
IMHO, the whole concept (of skeletal features imply voice) is bullshit.
As other people have pointed out, there are so many other elements that affect voice (regional access, non-skeletal physical features such as tongue and vocal chord shape, how you "move" your vocal chords and tongue, ...).
But that Mona-Lisa-had-a-manly-voice snippet was just too funny to pass, hehe.
This is great news!!! (Score:3, Funny)
I've always wanted to know what Snoopy's [snoopy.com] voice sounded like....you never hear him talk in the cartoons. Now thanks to this revolutionary skeletal analysis technique, hearing his voice is within our reach.
And after that, I'd like them to map out Morn [garrisonent.com] from Deep Space Nine. He never spoke either.
Great mysteries are about to be solved.
However, when this work is complete, these guys can devote their spare cycles to folding protiens [stanford.edu]..another worthy cause.
Re:Fine, but... (Score:2)
Re:Fine, but... (Score:3, Informative)
Accents change a lot by the way the local accent is spoken.
Even my own voice, I know depending on where I am, my voice changes. There are a few places that I've spent a good bit of time, so I easily slip into the local accents. There are a few bad fake accents I do too.
I will say my nice clear broadcaster voice with a midwestern accent (i.e., plain) is a whole lot different than say my southern drawl. And like when I do my totally bogus 80's valley w
Re:Fine, but... (Score:2)
I'll also be curious on how they fare when comparing with live demos. They say they experimented on Osama bin Laden's facial structure. It'd be interesting to see how that came out.
Re:Fine, but... (Score:2)
Ever heard a scouser?
The other half of the blind test... (Score:2)
The Mona Lisa was painted on wood. Not much chance of "enough of the knock-knock jokes, you silly cow, this is supposed to be a serious portrait" spoken with a Tuscan accent.
Re:Fine, but... (Score:2)
What, you don't think Leonardo spoke Modern English with a thick Japanese accent?
with them? (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, um.. you won't actually get to talk with them though, you'll just get to figure out what their voices might have sounded like. Sorry if that ruins it for you.
Re:with them? (Score:1)
In Japanese.
Maybe.
The reasoning sounds pretty shaky, though - to the extent that I am curious as to who was rash enough to fund it.
i know what he had.. (Score:1)
Re:with them? (Score:2)
Actually, he can talk with them as much as he like, and he doesn't even need a special device or anything. He just won't have any answers, true, but he can talk.
Control the fascination (Score:2)
Enough said... (Score:2, Funny)
Re: (Score:1)
Da Vinci (Score:4, Funny)
Which is great because.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Mind you, it would be funny if he sounded like Tom Hanks.
Re:Which is great because.. (Score:2)
Stop the Viral Marketing please (Score:2)
I'm totally overmarketed.
The tragic thing is that I was a big fan of the man himself until that trashy novel came out.
Re:Stop the Viral Marketing please (Score:1)
Re:Stop the Viral Marketing please (Score:1)
Farfetched (Score:2)
That sound kinda farfetched to anyone?
Plus, why take on the easy job? Let'em try and analyze what a Picasso painting would sound like...
Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
Re:Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
hihihi!
Re:Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
That sentence is universally true. That's what makes them so interesting.
Re:Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
That sentence is universally true
It is true from your perspective, but not to everyone in the universe hence it's not universal.
Behaviour of Americans is ultimately weird to me, doesn't mean my perception is universal.
Re:Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
BTW, yes, Americans are weird. As are Germans (guess where I'm from). As is pretty much everyone.
Re:Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
don't think it was just woman either
Which is not as bad as you may think: I recall reading (perhaps a decade ago) that analysis shows that a fair fraction of the the Mona Lisa's face is really based off of da Vinci's. He probably didn't have the subject sit for him for very long, and then finished the painting without her.
Re:Not a new thing, is it? (Score:2)
When I read this part of the subject post, I read it as Mona Lisa's feces! Eek.
Okay, I feel better now for having shared. Thank you, sir, for putting up with me.
John 21, 15-17 (Score:2, Funny)
Bob 16, 22-27 (Score:1, Funny)
23 He then said to him a second time, "Simon, son of John, do you love me?" He said to him, "Yes, Lord, you know that I like you." He said to him, "Tend my sheep." He said to him, "But I just fed them." He said to him, "I don't care, feed them again."
24 He said to him the third time, "Simon, son of Joh
Re:John 21, 15-17 (Score:2)
Pardon my ignorance, but I don't get it. Was Jesus forgetful? Is that what this is teaching us?
Re:John 21, 15-17 (Score:2)
Now, if only one of them actually had the facial structure and skin tone of an ancient Israelite, rather than a cracka ass Anglo-Saxon, then you might have a case.
Re:John 21, 15-17 (Score:2)
Not to take this in a serious direction, but my favorite part about the amateur symbologists that graduated from Dan Brown University is how somehow a direct correlation is drawn between a painting and the truth.
Is it more likely that ol' Leo was just having a bit of fun with an androgynous figure in his painting, or that he was a member of a secret organization that knew about the cover-up of Jesu
Re:John 21, 15-17 (Score:2)
If you watched some of the network TV documentaries there were also plenty of "expert authors" they invited on with books supporting the theories that claimed they were true.
Basically it's just people trying to make more money off of a debate that shouldn't be open on both sides.
Paint and Sound (Score:3, Interesting)
I remember something from about 10 years ago about people running an LP pickup through the grooves made in paint by a painters brush. The idea is that sound makes the brush vibrate and records the sounds in the paint.
Apparently they were able to get the sound of the word "blue" out of a patch of blue paint so this painter must have been talking to himself (or somebody else) while he worked.
Re:Paint and Sound (Score:2, Insightful)
> through the grooves made in paint by a painters brush. The idea is that sound
> makes the brush vibrate and records the sounds in the paint.
>
> Apparently they were able to get the sound of the word "blue" out of a patch
> of blue paint so this painter must have been talking to himself (or somebody
> else) while he worked.
It's hard to imagine with half a brain anyone believing for more than a second that this
Re:Paint and Sound (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Paint and Sound (Score:2)
Thanks for the link. Its interesting that they really only tried low tech approaches. Lasers have more recently been used to digitise phonograph records, and I imagine that you could attack a surface with an electron microscope and digitally convert the profile to sounds.
Maybe a laser could even detect the original surface of a painting, under coatings which were added later.
Re:Paint and Sound (Score:2)
Is it just me... (Score:2)
So (Score:5, Funny)
We now know what Da Vinci would have sounded like when he said:
"Someone please shoot Dan Brown."
Has anyone tested this tech? (Score:2, Insightful)
I think this is a neat idea (although an obvious plant by some marketing parasites) but I have to ask: has anyone tested this?
Specifically: has anyone recorded a voice, recorded an MRI, and generated a voice? Did they match? Were they close?
Re:Has anyone tested this tech? (Score:2)
It's a given that a female will usually have a "female voice" (not just pitch but formants, inflection patterns etc also), and a male a male one. For physiological reasons larger people tend to have deeper voices, and smaller people higher ones, but not always so. A larger nasal cavity (big nose) will make nasalized phonemes more pronounced.
Beyond that, a skelton will tell you nothing of the quality of someone's voice, their accent, whether it indeed is a
Give it up one more time for the Japanese (Score:1)
Larynx != Bone (Score:2)
In order to accurately figure out what somebody's voice might have sounded like -- minus unknowable unique accent quirks -- would require a DNA sample and technology we don't yet have(1).
(1) Namely, vastly faster computers that can take some source DNA and quickly "grow" (protein unfolding, etc) an adult human being in simulation, then send the right signals to the nerves to make virtual speech. Complica
They're made out of meat (Score:2)
Re:Larynx != Bone (Score:2)
The answer was yes. So you should never stop playing Sim City.
Apparently, there are 10 million warrants out for my arrest in Evil Couch City.
And what the Mona Lisas voice said.... (Score:5, Funny)
Question (Score:2)
Never mind, if the Japanese are anything like the rest of the world, they probably just hassled a few extra motorists.
Quit screwing with this da vinci crap (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Quit screwing with this da vinci crap (Score:2)
Hmm, somehow that's not a feature I'm interested in.
Lets see them analyze the face... (Score:2)
Do you think Leonardo would have read Slashdot? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Do you think Leonardo would have read Slashdot? (Score:2)
I think Leonardo would indeed have applauded the maiden flight of the A380 - on April 27, 2005. (The maiden flight of the aircraft was over a year ago.)
It's amusing that you criticize Slashdot for not having coverage of an
Oh goody! (Score:2, Funny)
Listening to da Vinci (Score:2)
Some people have been listening to Da Vinci for centuries.
How's that? Da Vinci was a brilliant man who left us not only some wonderful paintings but also a wealth of writings. To listen to the real Da Vinci, all you need to do is look at his art or read his writings -- carefully, with understanding, of course.
Hearing some lab's claimed reproduction of his physical voice really doesn't help us to understand the man or his thoughts.
Don't call him Da Vinci (Score:2, Informative)
I hear dead people! (Score:3, Funny)
But all the corpses ever want to say is... (Score:2)
What BS (Score:2)
Disappointing (Score:2)
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha... you can't-a fool me. There ain't-a no Sanity Clause."
I, for one, ... am not impressed (Score:2)
Try it on people with recorded voices. (Score:2)
So THIS is now Tupac keeps coming out with albums posthumously...
Re:Digg -1. (Score:1)
Re:Digg -1. (Score:1)
So it's no wonder that it seems like spam when these digg people post here.
Re:surely not (Score:2)
Re:surely not (Score:3, Insightful)
(Okay, just between us - it's a hoax, but don't tell anyone else.)
Re:Now let's make a singing trout out of Machiavel (Score:2)
"I... did not... have sexual relationships... with that woman... Ms. Lewinsky." [here-n-there.com]