Ready to Test a 'SmartShirt'? 128
Roland Piquepaille writes "In a very brief article, Health Data Management reports that Sensatex Inc. is looking for beta testers for its SmartShirt system. These fully washable shirts are using nanotechnology to weave a conductive fiber grid into the cotton fabric to monitor your movements or your heart rate and transmitted wirelessly to a central computer. If the tests are successful, these shirts could be used to remotely check old people living alone, but also soldiers in the field or athletes. Read more for additional details and pictures of these 'smart' shirts."
Help! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Help! (Score:1)
They have that already. If one of those little accidents occurs, the SUS sytem turns pale yellow and starts smelling strange.
Crime detection (Score:3, Insightful)
Thered have to be reliable inputs or signal processing to detect the difference between fright/panic and running around etc.
Re:Crime detection (Score:1)
Re:Crime detection (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Crime detection (Score:2)
Ok, then, substitute "hot" for "geeky."
Re:Crime detection (Score:2, Funny)
You know you're on Slashdot, right?
Oh...right. Sorry. So you're watching this...video of a hot chick tackling some dude and ripping his clothes off...and the authorities kick in your door...
Re:Crime detection (Score:2)
Then a hot chick tackles you and starts ripping off your clothes...and the authorities kick in your door...
Some parents might consider this a feature and not a bug.
Re:Crime detection (Score:1)
You've enlightened me to make some predictions:
In 50 years, NYC junior high gym classes will be cancelled when parents complain [suntimes.com] that kids would have to remove "smart-shirts" during gym class.
Decision will be reversed three years later when Hanes smart-jockeys finally get smar
I, for one... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I, for one... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I, for one... (Score:2)
Underlings? Definitely. If you fit these with TASER tech, you could keep people penned in. Could do wonders for parole enforcement, or just general oppression...
I'm not sure I'd even consent to wearing one with just GPS enabled if only my wife had access to it. What if I wanted to buy her a Mothers' Day present without her knowing? It was hard enough keeping the kids from blabbing, and now I'd have to worry about my shirt blabbing?
Re:I, for one... (Score:1)
You mean buffer overloads?
New dangers? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:New dangers? (Score:2)
How often does a loose cotton thread, say, end up in your lungs? Get real
Also what's bad with that, you get to monitor the condition of your lungs for free.
How do we know that they're safe for people to wear? I think we're set for another DDT-style disaster here.
How about highly toxic rat poison called sodium fluoride being in your water supply and tooth paste?
Oh wait...
Re:New dangers? (Score:2)
Re:New dangers? (Score:2)
I got a guy to let me light him on fire once with the same logic. Can't say much for the overall experience, but by the end, by golly, he knew.
DDT (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:New dangers? (Score:3, Interesting)
Why you're worried about *a* nanofiber when you're inundated with billions and trillions of nanoparticles a day from wind, water and earth I don't quite grasp. Not even touching on the fact that nanotubes are based on buckyballs terrestrially found in smoke which is an ingredient in the smog you breathe every moment of every day, why are you specifically concerned about this shi
Re:New dangers? (Score:3, Insightful)
Yup and you notice that to make those shirt we use materials that have been known to be harmless to man for centuries, we don't know anything about the new materials, they could be harmless or they could be a new abestos.
>nanotubes are based on buckyballs terrestrially found in smoke
Bah, arsenic in dose low enough is used as a drug, because there are buckyballs in smoke d
Re:New dangers? (Score:1)
Re:New dangers? (Score:2)
Re:New dangers? (Score:1)
Re:New dangers? (Score:2)
Cotton in shirt is not breathed.
My point is that with old materials we know when to use them or not: you wouldn't use lead to make a new water pipe. For the new materials caution is advisable..
FTA: (Score:5, Informative)
Just thought you should know.
Re:Soldiers (Score:2)
I know you're just a troll and an idiot, but I just have to respond.
You can buy direction finding equipment at your local radio shack. If a country has the means to procure food and weapons, it can certainly procure radio and simple direction finding equipment. It can also manufacture its own with relative ease. This isn't exactly high-tech stuff we're talking abou
Can't wait to see this stuff. (Score:5, Interesting)
Biometric information is wirelessly transmitted to a personal computer and ultimately, the Internet.
And I'd like to sniff the packets just to see what they are actually sending/what kind of encryption they are using/etc. Secondly, as someone who is trying to lose weight via an exercise program (I mean program literally - I play the dance game In The Groove) the following is also attractive:
The Athletic SmartShirt System allows the comfortable measuring and/or monitoring of individual biometric data, such as heart rate, respiration rate, body temperature, caloric burn,
Re:Can't wait to see this stuff. (Score:1)
Re:Can't wait to see this stuff. (Score:1)
Indeed it is. I wouldn't mind being able to get rid of the chest band portion of my heart-rate monitor, although you really do cease to notice it after awhile.
The "smaller than a PDA" thing has me going a bit though. My monitor already sends the data to a device about the size of a wrist watch.
In fact, it is my wrist watch.
KFG
No, I'd rather not (Score:4, Interesting)
There's too many privacy concerns, so until I feel secure enough in knowing that my private health information is not being sold or even placed into a national database, there's no way in hell I'm using those shirts.
Re:No, I'd rather not (Score:2)
Are you scared of anyone to deduce how frequently and for how long you jack off from your heart and breathing rate? ;-)
Re:No, I'd rather not (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No, I'd rather not (Score:1)
I for one don't consider wearing a shirt necessary to masturbation.
Re:No, I'd rather not (Score:2, Insightful)
Hey, don't you want to do your part in the war on terrorism? If you don't have anything to hide, then why are you worried?
I was aiming for funny, but the prevalence of this mentality just makes me sad...
Re:No, I'd rather not (Score:1)
Here's a thought (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Here's a thought (Score:1)
... then we can finally have that animated version of the Men in Tights song from Mel Brooks' masterpiece
Oblig Simpson's Reference (Score:1)
Oh, think of all the motions that are going uncaptured!
What'll they think of next? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What'll they think of next? (Score:2)
Difficulty rating.... seven.
Burn's software matches her wet-wear!
IMDB [imdb.com]
Did we not learn... (Score:1)
A conversation with my shirt (Score:5, Funny)
Shirt: "You do realize that deodorant is not in limited supply?"
Me: "Shut up damnit I sprayed the pits."
Shirt: "Yeah but what freakin' century and what is with those dance moves I mean Anthony Michael Hall doing the geek moves in the Breakfast Club had more grooves than you."
Me: "Ok crap this is the last time I take you out."
Shirt: "So, you are saying you are actually going to start having a social life?"
Me: "Life critiques from my apparel, wonderful."
Shirt: "Listen if you want to ditch me to the floor man that is all you there is a hottie right over there that is just dying to rip me off of you."
Me: "Really? Damn, point that out dude."
Re:A conversation with my shirt (Score:1)
Re:A conversation with my shirt (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A conversation with my shirt (Score:1)
Heat sensitive t-shirts (Score:2)
Re:Heat sensitive t-shirts (Score:1)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercolor [wikipedia.org]
I don't think they make them anymore, since they crapped out afer a few washes and turned mottled.
Those shirts ruled until it got hot outside and your pits and back turned one color while the rest of your torso was another.
I think they had shorts too, but I was too chicken to wear them - being a pubescent male at that time - in case I got excited and had a boner shaped spot of "Hypercolor" on my shorts.
First moron... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:First moron... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:First moron... (Score:1)
In Soviet Russia.... (Score:2)
Maybe not so useful for Athletes (Score:4, Informative)
Apparently it does not unify GPS data with the heart rate, and other things like body temperature/caloric burn/respiration rate/etc either can be derived from the HRM/GPS or are just not that useful.
Also, while in the midst of training, the last thing you want to do is have your coach have to haul a laptop out - a simple stop watch and asking you about your own HRM readout will do the job.
In theory, there are some better products out there that can be developed, but this is not one of them.
T-Shirt (Score:5, Funny)
Now we know how it started. Well who's keen on testing nano technology bent on world destruction and extermination of the human race on his shoulders.
Anyone?
Re:T-Shirt (Score:2)
Don't forget... (Score:1)
You wanna get high?
Re:Don't forget... (Score:1)
Soldiers?! (Score:4, Insightful)
I can see it from here:
Soldier #1: Where is the enemy hiding?
Soldier #2: Let me do some packet sniffing.
Re:OK, since nobody else is saying it... (Score:1)
KFG
Teledildonics (Score:2)
Talk about force feedback...
Re:Teledildonics (Score:2)
This [opendildonics.org] is great! A group of geeks who can't get dates, using the power of open source, to make sure they never will.
Interesting but... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Interesting but... (Score:2)
This is the same Georgia Tech thing
hmm. (Score:1)
Re:hmm. (Score:2)
Quote from the Washington Post, circa 2015:
interesting (Score:4, Funny)
Nothing new (Score:2)
Death (Score:1)
Hrmm (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm sure that on the battlefield of the future nobody is going to want to wear a shirt that makes them glow like someone who killed one of their teammates in Counter Strike.
Looking for beta testers (Score:2, Funny)
Your clothing could begin to flash messages... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Your clothing could begin to flash messages... (Score:3, Funny)
I'd hack the President's shirt. Every time he came out of the bathroom his shirt would read, "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"
This has already been done (Score:1)
Funny (Score:2)
Speed reading... (Score:1)
Ah, invention. (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Back to the Future 2 (Score:2)
Actually, I was thinking of "Rise of the Cyber-men".
Re:Sex (Score:2, Funny)
You got that right (Score:2)
HHS has not consistently implemented effective electronic access controls designed to prevent, limit and detect unauthorized access to sensitive financial and medical information at its operating divisions and contractor-owned facilities," the report states. "Numerous electronic access control vulnerabili