Remote-Controlled Flies 216
Rollie Hawk writes "This could be a huge development for the ultra-lazy (and ultra-stinky, for that matter). It seems that Yale scientists have managed to engineer a remote control system for flies. According to their study (recently featured in Cell), specific neurons can be stimulated by lasers to control basic functions in fruit flies such as jumping, walking, and flying.
The study, of course, was performed with wider ranging applications in mind than bringing new meaning to the saying, "Shew, fly!" The overall goal was to determine whether isolated-neuron stimulation could be used to control basic motor activities and even more complex behavior.
Everyone since the days of Mary Shelly has obviously known that there are connections between electrical current and muscle movement. What makes this study unique is that it does not use traditional electrodes, which lack the single-neuron specificity of lasers. Eventually, this could lead to mappings that will give humans knowledge and possibly control over not only complex movements but less-than desirable mental functions such as aggression and overeating."
Fly Racing (Score:4, Interesting)
They used water pistols filled with fruit juice. Flies' response time was slow but accuracy was extremely high.
Re:Fly Racing (Score:1)
It's all fun and games unless it's your maggot!
To bad for Sony. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:To bad for Sony. (Score:3, Funny)
Military uses (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:Military uses (Score:3, Insightful)
Really I doubt that anyone would want soldiers to be able to be remote controlled. That introduces far to large of a possible security breach for it ever to get past the drawing stages, and it would definately reduce the number of people willing to volunteer for the military.
I guess you could force conscription, but conscripted soldiers really suck for today's warfare because of the higher educatio
Re:Military uses (Score:2)
Remember everyone. Pillage. Then Burn.
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Re:To bad for Sony. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:To bad for Sony. (Score:2, Funny)
Oh yeah. Brilliant (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new brain-controlling frickin' laser shark overlords.
(Smooth, guys. Real smooth.)
war (Score:1)
Cool for cheap R/C aircraft!!! (Score:2)
Re:Cool for cheap R/C aircraft!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Michael Moorcock talked about that in Van Bek (Score:2)
But... But... (Score:2)
Groucho had the answer (Score:5, Funny)
Groucho Marx
Re:Groucho had the answer (Score:2)
Re:Groucho had the answer (Score:3, Funny)
No comment (Score:3, Funny)
Work has already begun to interface with the flies using an NES controller. "Up-up-down-down-left-rifgt-left-right-B-A-select
Re:No comment (Score:2)
I read it wrong. I hate when that happens !! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I read it wrong. I hate when that happens !! (Score:2)
Re:I read it wrong. I hate when that happens !! (Score:2)
That's a few stories up (see the title "Microsoft Releases 8 New Security Patches").
gg evil-mart (Score:3, Insightful)
- patron enters store
- patron gets stimulated by a flood of lazers within the store
- patron has the urge to purchase more than what he/she origionaly wanted
this sinister motive is nothing new either, corporations have dumped lots of money in research for these same reasons. I.e. certain fragrences in the air stimulate people to spend money, certain oxygen levels, etc. Ever notice how there is never a clock visable in a department store? The absence of knowing the time makes shoppers less in a hurry to leave.
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:5, Informative)
Did you get the whole oxygen thing from the casino/urban legend [snopes.com]?
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe that's why they had to file bankruptcy twice...
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:3, Interesting)
Heh. To be fair, they'd have to go out of their way to install clocks.
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:1, Troll)
This is completely inapplicable for commercial influence, you clueless slashbot. It is a very clever *laboratory technique* for causing impulses in specific neurons of test animals without implanting electrodes.
Get a clue.
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:2, Insightful)
1) find specific, distinct neurons that cause the behavior they want
2) modify those neurons to respond to ATP
It's not clear at all that there are specific, distinct neurons that cause a consumer to buy an iPod, to pick a random example. Even if there are, it's not at all likely that the same neurons would cause the same response in others, so that the neuron is easy to find.
Flies work in the example because their nervous systems are considerably simpler than ours. The responses
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:3, Interesting)
I saw a thing on Discovery Channel (I think) that talked about fast food places and what they did to try to get you to buy more and stay in the restaurant for less time.
As to eating more, ever hear of MSG? They call it a "flavor enhancer" but what it really does is make you want to eat more of whatever it's in. KFC was the worst offender in this--their chicken was drenched in the stuff. It's been known for a while that it excites neurons in the brain and is
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:1)
About the colors, Ronald McDonald [ronald.com] has to wear those same Yellow and Red colors.
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:3, Informative)
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:4, Informative)
There's still a lot of people who think otherwise though. I wonder why this is still debated a lot? What is there to gain from removing MSG as many seem to want?
The one thing about all those "pro MSG" sites was that they all refer to mono-sodium glutamate as simply "glutamate", saying it's found naturally in proteins and in out bodies. Glutamate is an essential and natural amino acid. That's fine, but is plain old "glutamate" the exact same as MSG? MSG might be based on glutamate, but chemicals can change drastically if you add or remove extra elements. Anyone know more?
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:3, Informative)
unless you grow your own food, MSG is in just about EVERYTHING you eat. It helps you to be a good consumer. good consumer. goood.
...should also note... (Score:4, Interesting)
Glutamite is also coverted in the brain to GABA, another amino acid which acts as a primary inhibitory neurotransmitter, which counters glutamite and other excitory neurotransmitters. So it really isn't so cut and dry.
-2A
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:2)
That's one reason I'm a little wary of it. My grandmother is gung-ho crazy about how bad MSG is for you, and out of curiosity I started looking at labels for food to see how many products have it. It's surprising how much stuff it's in. Pretty much anything canned like soups or chilies have it. Chicken and other broths have a ton. It's not always listed under "monosodium glutamate", there's other names for it too I guess. I think Ramen noodles are something like
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:2)
I guess it's just cheaper than the flavour it replaces. That is, if you can replace e.g. half of all the flavour by cheaper MSG, then it's a win to do so.
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:2)
It's not removal most want, simply required labeling. Let the consumer decide, but give them the information to do so. Food allergies can be a bitch, and being allergic to something that could be in any processed food without warning is dangerous. Many folk get a headache with too much MSG (even if they are not allergic) and it is also responsible for the chinese effect, where 30 minutes later you feel hungry. MSG is essentially a drug that mak
Re:gg evil-mart (Score:2)
I missed the announcement of the creation of the global world government and legal framework, and it's subsequent ruling on this :-). Some countries differ in exactly what need to be listed you know. However, the list of alternate names of MSG is way longer than you think, and it can exist in any other ingredient without having to mention it.
Look at any soft drink, one of the ingredients is u
Shocking Inaccuracy (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Shocking Inaccuracy (Score:2)
What a coincidence. Mary Shelley was also born in 1797 and wrote a book about a monster in 1816.
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controlling our brains (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:controlling our brains (Score:1)
A behaviour like over eating can't just be stopped without some kind of side effect. Behaviours need to be replaced carefully (ideally with something more constructive than over eating), as there will always be a side effect. If the behaviour is "removed" the outcome would be frustration or something else which is probably going to be negative. Whatever it is that triggered the feeling to overeat should be relearnt as something else, eg, read a book, do some exercise, etc. Eg, you can't just
Re:controlling our brains (Score:2)
Re:controlling our brains (Score:1)
I agree. But the subject was controlling behavior through thought so that's the area I have focused on.
Unless you've tried to stop smoking, "over-eating", etc., then stop with the holier-than-thou "just change your behavior" "show some will power", etc., attitude. It gets nothing done.
Well I have tried, what makes you assume I havent?
I also never said it was easy as in thinking "oh gee, I smoke too much, I'll
Re:controlling our brains (Score:1)
Re:controlling our brains (Score:2, Insightful)
Regarding aggression and obesity having causes in our personal lives, that's obviously partially true, but that doesn't mean we can't fix them clockwork orange-style. That day will hopefully come soon.
Re:controlling our brains (Score:2)
And being able to turn off your own or another's aggression would be a good thing for who? Aggression can allow us to stand up for ourselves and our loved ones, to compete and to generally not be the sheep that governments and police want you to be.
Aside from which, 19/20 times, aggression is the symptom, not the cause. Hey, we don't need to see why youths vandalise, hassle or assault people, we'll just blanket the deprived area with aggression neutralising laser beams.
Aggression is the human emotion
Re:controlling our brains (Score:2)
Eh, that's been the case for 100 years. Ever since we invented eye glasses, poorly sighted people are just as useful as 20-20 vision folk. So there is now no gene filter for bad eyesight, and the planets eyesight will get progressively worse over time.
Every advance we make in medicine that results in something inheriable a non-issue means us becoming dependant
Other insects... (Score:1)
Re:Other insects... (Score:2)
Imagine a beowulf cluster of those... I think I'd call it "a swarm".
Re:Other insects... (Score:2)
Sweet (Score:3, Insightful)
sex-laser (Score:1)
Re:sex-laser (Score:1, Interesting)
Microwaves will probably be the mechanism to do this in mammals.
Of course, they're using magnetic field modulation to do deep brain stimulation in severely depressed individuals to evoke the same responses as ECT w/o the negative side effects, not the least is the temporary personality wipeout and desire for Spud Beer.
zap diet (Score:2, Funny)
Wife: Thats because my dietitian zapped me with this laser.
Husband: How much did it cost?
Wife: Only $550
Husband: *faints*
Re:zap diet (Score:1, Funny)
CyborgFly (Score:1)
Hasn't this happened with rats? (Score:1)
Re:Hasn't this happened with rats? (Score:1)
Re:Hasn't this happened with rats? (Score:3, Informative)
Go to Hell (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Go to Hell (Score:1, Insightful)
Implications (Score:1)
It's sorta scary thinking about what someone with a lacking in morals might do if something like this were to get to such a point.
I discovered this DECADES ago... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh.... Flies (Score:1)
the best scientific coverage so far (Score:2, Funny)
Foil hat (Score:4, Funny)
Yaaay in the future I'll be able to bug anyone (Score:2, Funny)
Now curable thru pills OR lasers! (Score:2)
Why is it that these "mental functions" are seen as some sort of involuntary nervous tic instead of the behavioral actions they really are? Jerkiness and gluttony will be treated with lasers! No need to develop a societally acceptable personality-- we'll just zap your brain every time you think about eating or
This is just the tip of the iceberg (Score:2, Insightful)
But why would you want to even stop there? Why not just create a new host for your consciousness in the form of reprogrammable replicating nanocells that are adverse to many of the inherent problems with cellular life and its fragile DNA?
Even better than that, with this new artificial host created by
a link to the movies (Score:1)
The last movie is the best.
how it works, briefly (Score:5, Informative)
Also, Carl Zimmer has written an article [nytimes.com] in the NYTimes on this; here's his blog post [corante.com] on the topic, as well.
Re:how it works, briefly (Score:2)
less desirable? (Score:1)
dyslexia is a cruel mistress (Score:3, Funny)
shew is an obscure alternative spelling of show (Score:1)
Re:shew is an obscure alternative spelling of show (Score:2)
Finally the future (Score:2)
I wonder if this will work on people. Geek + that really bright green laser [thinkgeek.com] from ThinkGeek = date?
time to wear your reflective hats (Score:2, Funny)
Classic! (Score:2)
Fly, my pretties!
Shoo, fly (Score:2)
Not, "shew, fly."
(unless the intent was to buy 3 pairs of really tiny sneakers)
Did someone go and change TEL while I wasn't paying attention again?
Max Headroom (Score:2)
Bah, I won't be impressed until... (Score:2)
"Brain' and 'brain'! What is 'brain'?"
What the...? (Score:2)
Great, now we're one step closer to an actual Night of the Living Dead.
Time to go rehearse some lines* [tvwavs.com], just in case.
*I know I'm mixing up movies, but I've always wanted a legitimate reason to repeat those phrases. ;)
Just wait... (Score:2)
Hey, you know what's awesome!? (Score:3, Funny)
Good science, though!
paging Russ Wuertz, paging Russ Wuertz! (Score:2)
The solution to my aggression (Score:2)
I broke the news to the woman. She accused me of killing the cat. Then she accused my friend. Then she accused just about every other person at the flats.
My mate and I just wanted to bury the poor cat and she fought like a bitch with another woman who she was *convinced* killed the cat on purpose. They didn't stop bitching the entire time.
She kept weeping "This is what happens
People have to learn the way they learn. . . (Score:2)
Some people are so scared of the world hurting them that they feel the need to control every last inch of it.
If you don't give a cat the freedom to roam about, it will turn into a lazy and/or mentally ill indoor cat. I see this all the time. Compare any 'house' cat from the city with any outdoor cat in the country, and the difference is immediately obvious.
Freedom, Death and Danger are good teachers. If a people can't deal with this, then they should reconsider trying to 'own' a cat. --Ci
Re:People have to learn the way they learn. . . (Score:2)
Hehe, I was kidding about the lasers. I should have inserted smileys =)
Originally I was thinking of self-inflicted mind control, letting me control my emotions while the women were bitching.
My family has owned heaps of cats and we've always let them roam around. I don't see the point of owning an animal at all, let alone locking it up. Owning pets is mostly a selfish exercise.
So no disagreem
rotm (Score:2)
Obligatoy Warning Label (Score:3, Funny)
That reminds me ... (Score:2)
Re:Stronger Better (Score:2, Insightful)