Do you like your cell phone?

...your water utility bills you in gigabytes? Mine bills in gallons and litres. Odd.

For. Fucks. Sake.

  Any jackass knows that a pound of lead always weighs
more than a pound of feathers.

Geeze. Moron.

My brother-in-law often asks me why I never answer my phone. I tell him it's because I have caller ID. He never seems to understand I'm not joking.

I have an iPhone 4. Everything Apple is great IMHO. So I chose 'A few nits, but pretty good.' Nothing is perfect or fantastic.

Would have had to be hipsters in the 1010s. 1910s hipsters would say "so last century".

There are so many cues in verbal communication that come from tone, cadence, and other aspects I'm missing, that are nearly impossible to communicate through text, it's not even a close race.

Keanu Reeves being the exception of course. [/sarcasm]