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"Cone of Silence" Possible Say Scientists
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Ponca City, We Love You writes "The 'Cone of Silence,' once a staple of 1960's television shows, is now possible say scientists at Duke University who first demonstrated a working 'cloak of invisibility' that works at microwave frequencies in 2006. Such a cloak designed for audio frequencies might hide submarines in the ocean from detection by sonar or improve the acoustics of a concert hall by effectively flattening a structural beam. Although the theory used to design such acoustic devices so far isn't as general as the one used to devise the microwave cloak, the finding nonetheless paves the way for other acoustic devices. 'We've now shown that both 2-D and 3-D acoustic cloaks theoretically do exist,' says Researcher Steven Cummer. 'It opens up the door to make the physical shape of an object different from its acoustic shape.'"
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davaguco writes "It seems that we will finally be able to make ourselves invisible" It seems like this story resurfaces every few months and then gets submitted a zillion times so here it is. Personally I'm still waiting for my cloak of evasion. 20% miss chance is awesome.
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Light on details... (Score:2, Interesting)
Anyone have some insight on how exactly this sort of thing is accomplished, aside from the article's reliance on materials that seemingly don't exist yet?
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Would ya believe.....
Two plastic cups strapped over your ears?
If you don't get the reference [wouldyoubelieve.com], you're too damned young.
Max vs. the Chief (Score:5, Funny)
Chief: What?
Max: What?
Chief: What?
I've always wanted to build one of those, I even have a sketch, bill of materials, etc.
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I've got 200 bucks to start creating one.
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This wouldn't be the first time I've created something for no reason at all due to internet inspiration.
It'd be the dumbest thing I've ever attempted, but what the hell...
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"Oh come on, Max! You know that thing never works."
The invisible cone (Score:4, Funny)
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/12/funny-pictures-invisible-ice-cream-cone/ [icanhascheezburger.com]
Re:The invisible cone (Score:4, Funny)
While cutting my hair one day, she mentioned she loved taking pictures of her cats.
I said "You should check out this new craze. It's called "I can has cheezburger" and you take a picture of a cat doing something, and then you put a caption on it that is clever, then you post it on the internet."
She says "I already go to a site and upload my cat pictures."
I say "Well, it's not really cat pictures. It kind of 'transcends' cat pictures and becomes something else. Kind of a "meta-cat picture".
She says "....uhhhh...what?..."
I say "I can't really explain it, you kind of have to see it. Go to this website: 'I...can...has...cheezburger... spelled with a z and no 'e'"
She says "....uhhhh...what?...."
I say "I'll write it down...the site is named after the first cat picture called "I can has cheezburger". Now that cheezburger cat is famous in his own right. He's called 'Happycat'."
She says "the pictures are of cats eating cheeseburgers?"
I say "No, just captioned cheezburger."
She says "Ok"
She now thinks I'm completely insane and is silent for the rest of the haircut.
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When is acoustic shape same as physical anyway? (Score:4, Insightful)
Since when has an object's acoustic shape ever matched its physical shape to begin with? It's usually more like a sphere.
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"Cone of Nonsense" Possible Says Teckla (Score:5, Funny)
Researchers at the Teckla Institute for Scientific Advancement have determined that it's possible to have a "Cone of Nonsense" that remains stable for months, even years.
"Take, for example, the Cone of Nonsense generated at Slashdot, an online site dedicated to News for Nerds," says Dr. Teckla, a long-time scientist at the Institute. "We've identified at least two powerful Cone of Nonsense forces there, which we've named the 'Roland Piquepaille Effect' and the 'Ponca City, We Love You Force'."
Combine these potent forces with 'ScuttleMonkey Energy', and the result is a stable, if frightening, Cone of Nonsense.
"We're not sure what happens if you enter this Cone of Nonsense," commented Dr. Teckla, "But we're pretty sure it drops your I.Q. by 50 points.
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bad news for bats (Score:5, Funny)
Bat army (Score:2)
Has anyone ever equipped bats with headphones that control them remotely?
A staple of 60s television shows? (Score:3, Interesting)
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Already using one (Score:5, Funny)
Every time I ask her to do something, she doesn't hear me.
Can't find better references (Score:5, Informative)
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You could link to the video by the duke scientists types:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja_fuZyHDuk [youtube.com]
~wx
That video is microwave not acoustic cloaking (Score:2)
Motels (Score:2, Interesting)
Hide submarines? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Hide submarines? (Score:4, Informative)
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Except - that doesn't really work all that well in real life except when the submarine is very close to those who would like to detect it. Much, much closer than those trying to dectect the submarine actually want that submarine to be. The background noise in the ocean isn't stable enough to routinely depe
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That may already be happening. I've read that the Ohio-class subs are actually quieter than the surrounding sea when they're not moving, and the only thing giving them away is the "hole."
That was a plot point in Clancy's The Sum of All Fears. The book contained a great deal of "technical detail" regarding submarines and the history of submarines. I have no idea how true any of it is (real specs would be classified above Top Secret), but it makes for interesting reading[1].
[1] And of course the line "Sir, he couldn't lead a three year old to the crapper" is worth the price of the book all by itself.
I wish they woudl hurry up (Score:2)
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should be mandatory with every cell phone (Score:2)
If it needs a supermarket trolley to carry the equipment around in, well that's a small price to pay.
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I believe it was optional in the Shoe Phone. Only available in the Wing Tip model, not loafers.
Not a cone of silence! (Score:5, Informative)
If you want a cone of silence, then you put yourself in a noise isolation chamber. Or if you want something cooler, then you put yourself in the acoustic equivalent of a gap-defect photonic crystal, which is a series of cylindrical rods arranged in a hexagonal lattice with one removed. A particular wavelength of sound will be reflected by this lattice, so if you're in the middle of that gap and you sing at that frequency, no-one outside the lattice will be able to hear you. Of course, you will very quickly become deaf because the sound is all reflected within the defect rather than absorbed, so the noise from your singing builds up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLZKEre3yJ0 [youtube.com]
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This is dangerous technology (Score:2)
*not* a "staple" (Score:2)
On the microwave invisibility front, "hiding subs"? Reality check time: my wife, back in the early eighties, was in the "Hunt for Red October" command. All you need is a school of fish, or a cold water current, and the hunters can't find *anything*. Detecting subs is vastly over-pr'd, and under-possible.
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In the series Get Smart the Cone of Silence only worked as intended once [wikipedia.org]: "However, at the end of the conversation, the Cone malfunctioned leaving the Chief trapped within, with silent screams of fru
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hold on... three or more huge gotchas (Score:2)
alternate reality game (Score:2)
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Sorry about that, Chief, I think he just meant that that was when he was a kid, not that he thought the show was produced in that era. It was syndicated a lot more heavily in those years than it is now, at least on any channel I have access to.
I was just about to type that the series still wasn't available on DVD, but I checked Amazon and I was wrong, it finally is: http://www.amazon.com [amazon.com]
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I was just about to type that the series still wasn't available on DVD, but I checked Amazon and I was wrong, it finally is:
Actually it's been available directly from Time Life Video [timelife.com] for awhile for a lot less, but also still quite expensive. I already have the full series box set (and automatically on their e-mail list). They have exclusive rights to sell it for now [wikipedia.org], but it should become available from others quite soon (longer for Region 2). The listings on Amazon are people reselling it; none of them are sold by Amazon (notice no Preorder options).
The movie The Nude Bomb [imdb.com] can be found on cable as "The Return of Maxwell Smar
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Completist or glutton for punishment? ;)