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The Army's $10M Spy Bat Still Too Big
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Zonk
on Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:43 AM
from the who-hasn't-had-that-problem dept.
from the who-hasn't-had-that-problem dept.
Lucas123 writes "The University of Michigan's Center for Objective Microelectronics and Biomimetic Advanced Technology (COM-BAT) is working on building a robot bat that would perform long-range reconnaissance for the U.S. Army, but U.Mich is currently struggling with miniaturizing components in order to make the bat small enough to be stealthy. 'The focus is to shrink down many electronics that while currently available would only be good if the US Army wanted, say, a 12-foot spy-bat.' Some components need to be 1,000 times smaller than they currently are. The Army's $10 million grant proposal calls for the bat to be six inches in length, weigh four ounces and use just one watt of power. The bat is supposed to be powered by a lithium-ion battery, charged by solar and wind energy, as well as simple vibrations."
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Vampire? (Score:5, Funny)
It could feed on blood...and thus hurt the enemy, and generate power for long missions. It would be cool too, in that it would only come out at night, and could only be killed with a wooden stake.
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Re:Vampire? (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Vampire? (Score:5, Funny)
Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you yelling about," he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and covered with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your turn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shoulder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.
---Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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-Hunter S. Thompson
Hmm...perhaps this belonged on the article about Addiction to video games.....
In other news (Score:4, Funny)
The state department is said to be considering adding various other carnivorous birds to the list as well.
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In other news- (Score:4, Funny)
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Sounds like a comic book prop (Score:5, Interesting)
But seriously, why go with an ornithopter design? There's that excellent quote about AI's, "The question of whether a computer thinks like a person is as relevant as whether a submarine swims like a fish."
Would not a conventional ultralight drone with battery-operated propeller work more effectively than flappy wings?
Re:Sounds like a comic book prop (Score:5, Insightful)
Stealth. It needs to act (at least somewhat) like a real bat or it will be detected. Real bats are ornithopters. Ergo, the spy craft must be an ornithopter.
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Disadvantage is that they may be captured and eaten.
Another catch is the animal rights activists that will have their say in it too when you implant your electrodes into the pigeon's brain.
For greater payload you may want to use a falcon or an albatross.
There is an advantage with flexible wings, but it's also a lot more complex which means that a fixed-
Pigeons next (Score:5, Insightful)
Basically, they want something that'll look like a bird, fly like a bird, and would be able to engage in surveillance without anyone noticing. The next logical step would be to make a pigeon-like creature, that would be unnoticeable in an urban environment. A few thousand of those in a large city could make enforcing "free speech zones" much easier.
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Re:Pigeons next (Score:5, Insightful)
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The additional benefit of a bat-like design (as opposed to a pigeon) is that they are nocturnal - so a spy-bat flying around at night would be more difficult to discern from a real bat as opposed to a spy-pigeon from a real pigeon. Bats are also nearly ubiquitous in the earth's ecology, making them ideal for spying anywhere.
Another plus involves the behavior of a bat. A bat sitting still in a tree or a cave wouldn't be considered "abnormal" by a casual observer- and most people are honestly too afraid o
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COM-BAT? (Score:5, Funny)
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Too obscure?
Magic Charge (Score:3, Insightful)
Why don't they just ask for Zero Point Energy while they're at it? The "bat" is going to be working against the wind, generating vibrations, and (presumably) flying at night. Which makes all those charge methods about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Why don't they ask for something that follows the KISS principle and just pull the battery pack to charge it?
Re:Magic Charge (Score:4, Interesting)
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That I am. Because otherwise I don't see the point. Rather than add the weight and complexity of all those charging methods, why not pull the battery pack out and plug it into a charger? If finding a power source is a problem, make the charger plug into the cigarette lighter in the Humvees. (Or whatever other power plug the military might be equipping their vehicles with.) Much simpler, less expensive, and more reliable.
Of course, I've s
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we don't have UAVs that can land and takeoff unattended inside enemy territory
This isn't a technological issue. We have plenty of designs capable of taking off and landing autonomously wherever it's needed; I don't know whether any are currently deployed, but there's no reason we couldn't.
Yet the military thinks that this magical ornithopter is going to manage takeoff and landing unattended? (Which is significantly complicated by its wing design.)
While this is complicated by its wing design compared to a helicopter, it's actually easier compared to a fixed-wing drone. You don't need an extended runway; hell, those little WowWee dragonfly RC toys can take off from ground in about five feet.
On top of that, the military really expects that these things will lay out in the open (where they can get sunlight) and go completely undetected?
On rooftops, in trees, in forested clearings
Solar power? (Score:5, Funny)
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Six inch bat? (Score:3, Funny)
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Bat metaphors... but one louder.
Giant bat? (Score:5, Funny)
It's a 12 foot robot bat, man! That'd scare the hell out of me if it came for me in the dark.
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The problem with such psychological tricks is that they are very short lived. Once your enemy realizes what you're throwing at them, they'll piece together their opponent and develop countermeasures. And when we're talking about a 12 foot flying machine, it wouldn't take long for fear to be replaced by, "target that craft and shoot it out of the sky". At which point its effectiveness would drop substantially.
Even if we ass
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And it sounded so logical, at first!
Giant bat countermeasures (Score:4, Funny)
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COM-BAT? Really? (Score:2)
Trey: "Hey Lance, what do you think of COM-BAT?"
Lance: "Trey, I think it's FABULOUS!"
Also.... (Score:2)
Powered by vibrations on a flying object? (Score:4, Insightful)
Next up, the $10M flying hammer (Score:2)
Apparently the prototype failed (Score:3, Funny)
Alternative approach... (Score:2)
Those wacky Army guys. Hell the battery and recharging equipment will weigh more that 4 oz -- especially if powering surveillance *and* flight components.
Wouldn't it just be easier and cheaper to mount the equipment on actual trained bats and let the
Does it matter? (Score:2)
Millions of military dollars (Score:2)
It's like the "fly on the wall" spy equipment that get squished before it gathers any actual information...
That's not a weapon.... (Score:2)
"The Army's $10 million grant proposal calls for the bat to be six inches in length, weigh four ounces and use just one watt of power. The bat is supposed to be powered by a lithium-ion battery, charged by solar and wind energy, as well as simple vibrations."
....it's a sex toy!
And they're worried about it being too big! Sound like some of the spam I've been getting....
beats the last thing the military tried with bats (Score:2)
sounds like the plot of a bad saturday morning cartoon
What this project needs RIGHT NOW (Score:5, Funny)
First, a whizkid plucked out from high school, who will be separated from his mommy for the first time ever.
Second, a crazy roommate who doesn't care about authority figures
Third, a mysterious man who lives in their closet
Fourth, an annoying dude who tries to suck up to his professor
Fifth, a charming young lady, interested in the whizkid, who just happens to be hyperactive
Sixth, an ambitious and immoral professor who's tricking the innocent to UNKNOWINGLY CONTRIBUTE to a MILITARY PROJECT
Seventh, said professor's inordinate hatred for popcorn -- oh wait...
Bat Mitzvah (Score:3, Funny)
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Read the Book Of Life, especially the chapter on "Finding A Sense Of Humour".
Slashdot's moderation system rewards postings which are "Funny", "Interesting" and "Insightful", not just those that happen to agree with your (presumably) pro-military opinions.
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not just those that happen to agree with your (presumably) pro-military opinions.
In an attempt to get this back on topic...
This "BAT" research is a good thing. Sure, it's intended for the military, but the technology that is being gained from this will find its way into the civilian sector soon enough, and it's all paid for from our military budget. Maybe this will help those that feel guilty that their tax dollars are being spent to kill people and break things. In this case, they are looking to make a zero emissions vehicle that otherwise, might not be being worked on.
Re:Cue The Peacnik Hippie Crowd. (Score:4, Insightful)
So is the cure for cancer. And given the choice, I know where I'd want my taxes to be spent.
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Re:Cue The Peacnik Hippie Crowd. (Score:5, Insightful)
So is the cure for cancer. And given the choice, I know where I'd want my taxes to be spent.
You present a false dichotomy.
I'm generally in favor of reduced defense spending, but research into new capabilities is something I think is worthwhile. I wholeheartedly agree that a cure for cancer would be better than this, but we don't have that choice available. Even if we did, it's likely that a few $M taken from a robotic bat project wouldn't even be close to enough.
We can spend money on both. Whether spending tax money on this is a good idea is mostly unrelated to whether spending tax money on medical research is a good idea. Obviously the two are connected through tax rates and thus the total government funding available, but as long as the projects are small relative to the total fund, they should each be evaluated against the alternative of reducing taxes (or increasing them, depending on your preferred viewpoint), rather than against each other.
We're all (well, mostly) smart people here, capable of evaluating complex choices. Let's at least look at the correct set of choices, rather than a rhetoric-filled politically motivated set of options that don't actually exist.
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US R&D budget for 2007: 0.1 trillion USD (includes health, energy, as well as basic research)
What would be wrong with having these reversed? To put it in some context, the military budget equals to US$ 4,000 per each man, woman, or child in the United States, per year. That's a SHITLOAD of money. Which could buy you flying cars, cold fusion, cure for cancer, teleportation, and 200 year life expectancy off the sta