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Anatomically Strange Dinosaur Vacuumed Up Food
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CowboyNeal
on Fri Nov 16, 2007 05:26 AM
from the things-that-suck dept.
from the things-that-suck dept.
TaeKwonDood writes "A paleontologist has discovered a 110 million-year-old dinosaur that had a mouth that worked like a vacuum cleaner, hundreds of tiny teeth and nearly translucent skull." The creature's vertebrae also consisted of more air than bone, and CT scans of the head suggest it continually held its head low for food vacuuming. Low-hanging fruit, indeed.
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I'm sorry, I can't resist.... (Score:3, Funny)
-Mike
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Not sure about that (Score:2)
(Not recently, thank god)
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and I thought the dinosaur's Latin name was RIAAsaurus. Bottom feeders with air in their skulls indeed.
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I thought Hollywood script writers were on strike?
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The Hooversaurus was contemporary, but became extinct when it's bag filled up.
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Obligatory ,,, (Score:2)
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http://www.forumpix.co.uk/uploads/1195208745.jpg [forumpix.co.uk]
Photo of dino (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.forumpix.co.uk/uploads/1195208745.jpg [forumpix.co.uk]
Re:Photo of dino (Score:5, Interesting)
http://dino.lm.com/images/display.php?id=1065 [lm.com]
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Complete Scientific Article (Score:5, Informative)
Still, neat stuff, and yet more proof that there are a whole bunch of Really Weird Things(TM) out there.
like a fish? (Score:2, Interesting)
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Perhaps this one's bone structure is not standard as well. Raditaion poisoning from near surface uranium? Malnutrition? Some kind of acid maybe thinned the bones? Osteoporosis(Maybe
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That presumes it breathed through its head, couldn't it have had air intakes conveniently placed on its back?
Loss of suction? (Score:5, Funny)
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Dysonasaurus
Tyrannolectrolux
Eurekaceratops
Rainbodocus
Hooverdon
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Seriously (Score:4, Funny)
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o_O (Score:2, Funny)
Just because he sucked food doesnt mean u have to take a picture with the dinos head there....
Odd vaccum (Score:3, Funny)
Sucky (get it, suck) journalism? (Score:5, Insightful)
Its head is shaped like a vacuum cleaners nozzle, but the article also states that it grazed like a cow. Cows don't vacuum (more the other way around) and nowhere in the article is there any suggestion that it vacuums except in sentences that seem to be written by a journalist, not a scientist.
If the animal did hover up its food it would need some way to create a large enough vacuum. Some fish do it, by suddenly expanding their mouth so that water, and hopefully ffood is sucked in to the "new" space. But that is a lot easier then to do the same thing with air. Just check the amount of power needed to vacuum up even an ant.
Unless the animal has some radicial new systems the only way for it to create a vacuum would be to expand its body to take in air. Doable,and if you are a large animal the amount of suction would be impressive but, well why?
If it grazed it meant it ate plants, you can't vacuum up plants because they are attached to their roots. Once you cut of the grass with your mouth, you no longer need to suck it up.
About the only thing I could see it being used for is to suck up small animals, like say sucking up ants. Still, I think that animal would also be sucking up a lot of dirt.
Frankly I think this is just bad journalism, the scientist said its mouth looks like a vacuum cleaner nozzle and the journalist turned that into the critter vacuums up its food.
Anyone found ANY link suggesting otherwise?
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No, my vacuum doesn't cow either.
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> No, my vacuum doesn't cow either.
My vacuum cows. Sometimes I wish it'd just grow a pair and suck it up already.
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You know, I've spent the last ten minutes trying to understand that clause. I don't get it. Help...
Just right for a modern stone age family (Score:3, Funny)
Not strange, but... (Score:4, Funny)
Flintstonian archeology (Score:5, Funny)
Sucking up food? (Score:2)
Better Title... (Score:2, Funny)
A dinosaur that can suck like that!? (Score:3, Funny)
See it in action (Score:2)
Toddler-Sized Teeth (Score:5, Funny)
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