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"Xena" To Be Named Eris
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kdawson
on Thu Sep 14, 2006 07:30 AM
from the all-hail-discorida dept.
from the all-hail-discorida dept.
rdwald writes, "After over a year of hanging in maybe-planet limbo, newly-classified 2003 UB313, nicknamed Xena, now has a permanent name: Eris, goddess of strife. Its moon will be named Dysnomia, after the goddess of lawlessness — in Greek mythology, Eris's daughter — certainly not a reference there... I don't think I'm alone when I say, 'Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!'"
In the same IAU announcement (PDF), Pluto was given its official minor planet number: 134340.
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DNA said it best (Score:4, Funny)
You cant use that popular name. We will give it our own name so that you know that its ours, not yours.
Or something like that. My copy is upstairs and I can't be bothered to check.
Not popular?!?! (Score:2)
Who says the goddesses Eris and Dysnomia weren't popular in ancient times? I'm sure the goddesses of strife and lawlessness were widely worshipped by ancient Greek and Roman hooligans, rioters, lynch-mobs and criminals in general.
Re:Not popular?!?! (Score:4, Funny)
We'd have to trace both the Bush and Kennedy family trees back that far to be sure though.
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I think UB313 was way cooler as a planetoid name (Score:3, Interesting)
Sounds more like a "film noir" or an old german submarine. Eris? It'll immediately be confused with Eros. UB313! UB313! UB313!
Why not Xena? (Score:5, Funny)
Especially those outfits, that was one of the best parts. I can never get my wife to wear things like that.
You will be missed, Xena.
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Re:Why not Xena? (Score:5, Informative)
Xena -> Lucy Lawless -> Goddess of Lawlessness
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Because.... (Score:2)
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http://xenaphan.com/Discord.jpg [xenaphan.com]
Good luck making your wife a hot evil midget, though.
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First planet named after an IRC network! (Score:4, Funny)
sweet! First planet named after an IRC network!
Long live EFnet!
bye,
Till
Re:First planet named after an IRC network! (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:First planet named after an IRC network! (Score:5, Informative)
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Spectacles, testicles, brandy, cigars (Score:2)
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Monty Python (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Monty Python (Score:4, Funny)
There's nothing so odd about that; Kemil Attaturk had an entire Solar System called Abdan.
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Re:Monty Python (Score:5, Funny)
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That's no moon... (Score:3, Informative)
...it's a giant golden apple!
Kallisti!
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Though I do give them credit for issuing this on 14 Sept as they no doubt know that Sept 13 does not exist.
Boomtime, Bureaucracy 38, Year of Our Lady of Discord 3172
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So... (Score:2, Funny)
Hail Eris :) (Score:4, Informative)
Today is Boomtime, the 38th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3172
Hail Eris (Score:5, Funny)
Hail Eris, full of Taste, the IAU is with thee.
Funky art thou among Goddesses, and Blessed is the Golden Apple of thy planet, Eris.
Holy Eris, She who Dunnit, pray for all us humans now, and in the lifetime of our confusion.
Fnord.
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Kind of an appropriate name (Score:5, Insightful)
Strife and Discord - Xena connection after all! (Score:4, Informative)
134340 (Score:3, Funny)
Oh great, (Score:2)
Objection! (Score:4, Insightful)
Moreover, the person who discovered them should have every right to name them wahtever he/she wants. Elitism is unacceptable.
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Dysnomia is Greek, but I've forgotten the name of the Latin counterpart.
so now... (Score:5, Funny)
Pleas do not take this letter as me being bitter but I must say I am rather upset. I have been there with you during the good times and the bad. I know I am smaller than most other planets, but I never thought you would reject me for it. We've been friends for so many years and now you no longer wish to call me a Planet. Just know that when the astroid comes flying towards you I wont be there to try and stop it anymore. I guess what I'm trying to say is... SCREW YOU!!
Pluto
P.S. Eris, you suck too
Hail Eris (Score:2)
Aww Yeah (Score:2)
Strife and lawlessness, perfect names for the time (Score:3, Funny)
Why did the image of Iraq suddenly flash through my head as I read this?
-Eric
FNORD! (Score:2)
Follows the Law of Fives (Score:3, Insightful)
If you add up the digits in the name (2003 UB313, u=21 and b = 2), it adds up to 32, and then if you add up those digits in 32, 3 + 2 = 5. Also, there are 5 non-zero digits in the name of the planet.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
How am I gonna remember this? (Score:2)
Couldn't they have at least chosen something with a P since they've demoted Pluto?
Pluto is still Pluto (Score:3, Funny)
Just because it has a number doesn't make the name go away. Let's see... I like the "Jelly Sandwich":
Mother Very Thoughtfully Makes A Jelly Sandwich Using No Persimmons... Everyday.
(Earnestly if you don't care for 'Terra')
(Jelly Sandwiches instead of A Jelly Standwich to keep the Asteroids out)
Eris? (Score:2)
Better start looking out for Damocles [wikipedia.org]!
Well, if you lived on Eris anyway...
for those who speak... (Score:2)
So, when we find a stable wormhole nest to Eris - will it be called the Erishole?
Was Pluto not enough, was there a problem with Uranus too? Did you astronomers feel that perhaps there were not enough double entendres already that you had to add potentially many, many more by using Eris?
Sigh, I thnk we should really consider not allowing astronomers to name things anymore. Eris - arse... seriously people!!!
lawless (Score:2, Funny)
A matter of time (Score:2, Insightful)
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:You are alone (Score:5, Insightful)
There are plenty of Discordians around, especially on Slashdot. It's just that whenever someone instructs a Discordian to "all hail Eris", most Discordian's first instincts are to do the opposite. Kind of goes with the territory.
Happily, there are also those like Kierthos, who even rebel against the disorder prevalent in Discordianism[1].
All Hail Discordia!
(Hah!)
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